mr.yuck

You got that right. Owning a home is cool, until something goes wrong. Because when something goes wrong, it's a straight up catastrophe. 💰 💰 💰

I can't take another 4 years of that guy. His essence makes me uncomfortably hostile towards the working poor that buzz around his nuts. Nobody elicits this kind of reaction from me. Your business was probably just riding the tail wind of the Obama years 🚀🥇😅

What's the most questionable song you ever had for a ringtone back in the day? I paid US Dollars for TLC Waterfalls as a ringtone.

I was laughing my ass off at his Hannity interview. Sean kept trying to feed him non incriminating questions and Trump did what he does best, which is get in his own way. Hannity was basically like "I know you personally and I know you're not the kind of guy to do the break the law thing," and trump was responding like "oh I'm definitely doing the break the law thing, but so we're clear, it's totally okay!"

Now that's some women's basketball I can get behind!

Watching a crew of dudes cut down a bunch of trees on my property and also drag away and chip up a couple trees I cut down and just had laying around. This shit was cheap. I shoulda did this last year.

That's cool that you see a man ass and nutsack and instantly sexualize it. Can't decide if this is ProHomo or not.

The first thing you see is hairy butthole and the back side of my man's ball sack.

This one was weird. It was a bunch of questions like "if you see gays do such and such how does that make you feel?" All of my answers were either "none of my business" or "good for them"

Uh oh guys. This teen quiz says I'm probably gay. Or does this mean I'm 88% gay for teens?

I'ma take that test.

Rape seed oil is a good substitute for naked wrestling and anal fisting.

I still have all my front teeth. Ughhh I hate that I have family that says teef toof and birfday. I don't know anyone that hasn't delighted at blowing across the top of any bottle and hitting an actual note.

Haha Yeah bro. Once that lady realized she wasn't getting anything for free, she was singing our praises and prayed for us to have continued success on our way out the door. I did finish up her shit though. I'm as busy as I want to be right now. I'm coolin working like 2 or 3 days a week and slamming this big boy dick in these general contractors. I had one try and tell me he could only pay half of what my quote was. I told him to fuckin be for real. We're all shopping at the same grocery store. He paid me what I wanted and is still calling me for more work.

I think I'm gonna make some stickers in this format But mines gonna say BARE BACK on the top black bar and THE BLUE on the bottom black bar. I think that would be hella funny.

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I always thought that houses that had a door that once opened, revealed a permanent staircase up to the attic, were the coolest houses ever.

I just ruined "hell yeah brother" for a bunch of my homies.

Hahaha. Bro I'm not from Virginia either. At least we got shoes here tho.

Hah. I like how fox business doesn't have an editor. Also, good luck with these wildin ass claims, bitch. https://www.foxbusiness.com/lifestyle/wendys-customer-hospitalized-ordering-cheeseburger-sues-food-fast-chain.amp

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You can instantly find the coke head at the party by going to set a drink down on the coaster.

Flats only bruh!