mr.yuck

Tights, leather shorts, air Jesus', satin blazer, and a vegan leather fanny pack... I'm sold.

This dudes foolishness feels malicious lol.

Oh shit. I totally forgot what it was like to maybe be stuck with a fucking up ass mother fucker all day. I deal with this dude Karl. He runs the maintenance at all of these headstart programs for little kids. There are a ton of these things around here. Well anywho he's been on me to come price out a new job at a new facility they bought. I told him I was free Friday and an early morning appointment was best. So this dude is like I can do 10. "10? Okay bro! I'll be there early morning at 10." So my man Karl hits me up Friday morning at 830 to confirm that I'm going to be there. "Yessir. 💯 🔥 👍." I pulls up to this new school building in the middle of nowhere a few minutes early like I like to do and I feels my phone start to buzzing. I pull it out and I have a text from Karl. "Turn around. It's spring break and I can't get into the building." Nurga is you for real right now? You manage all of these properties. They're all on spring break right now. You know this cuz you've scheduled me for more work specifically during their spring break on another property! Now Im so far out in the country fuckin around with you that I have over an hour drive to my paying job that I need to finish up today. Kill this dude man.

Anybody deal with some one that isn't cut out for the position they are in and it constantly fucks your whole day up?

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The shower is deceptive. Was definitely just big enough for two. Don't be joking on my young man body lol. I forget why I took this picture. It had something to do with this site. It's gotta be why the file name was 4 the boys or something haha.

If you weren't fuckin with MAD mag as a kid, did you even have a childhood?

RIP to the GOAT of fold out cartoons. 102 and still gone too soon. https://www.npr.org/2023/04/10/1169162240/mad-magazine-cartoonist-al-jaffee-obituary

It's some hidden text that popped up in that image on the second page. I'm gonna go check out citizendetective and see what they know.

Make an offering to @yellowjackets IG What does u/citizendetective96 know?

It's neat, though.

http://Wherearetheyellowjackets.com

Oh shit son. I forgot about that cloner of yours! Fill it up mang!

No doubt. I can't say that I've never drank a bud light, but I can with 100% confidence say that I've never bought bud light, or Budweiser for that matter. It's not a quality issue either. If that trash were cheap enough... maybe. I was the king of the Natty Light personal party case for $9.

As was the style of the day! Lol. I like today's style better where you just let that jank go wild hermit man style.

Also... Digging through my Photobucket, I found this 20 year old picture I took of myself and added tits to. Facebook kicked me out of the club for using this bitch as a profile picture. Zuck has always been anti trans.

Lol. @MOOGLE?I think I own that wolf Tshirt.

So like my driver's license and shit would be Turtle, Dick?

Like my homie used to say "what's the big deal? It's just a little dog dick! Get in there."

No! Noooo! That's not right. Out of all the Applebee's, though, I do like Italian Applebee's the best.

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