mr.yuck

Man... It gets sketchy when you start filling that bad boy up. I have one of those counter top joints that have the little baskets you drop in, but for my money, the pan method does a better job.

That's how you become ungovernable

I say truth but I'm probably gonna fuck around and go to bed an hour later and wake up to furious phone calls asking me where I am as I yawn loudly.

Like never even filled a pan with a couple inches of oil and got busy?

Forearms full of hairline fractures!

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@mortonwas that pendulum you went to? The last time I went there they looked at me like I was an asshole for asking if they carried goose liver when they had a large supply of beef liver.

What kind of bike did you get?

Do it. Another option

Hell yeah. Six wings or a whole ass roaster? I went to buffalo wild wings back in January and was disgusted at how much money I spent on chicken in one sitting.

Makes sense. To be honest, I didn't know what day it was and was shocked when I walked into Walgreens today looking for a pencil and saw Easter candy.

She looks like that one snitch rapper! What ever his name was.

Isn't that next weekend?

Damnit man. I literally thought the only reason for the increase in wing prices was an increase in demand. Long gone are the days of 25 cent happy hours.

Bro it's gonna snap back to 20 degrees here tomorrow morning and bring a weekend snow storm with it. Probably just gonna spend my time unlearning all of this iphone horseshit! New phone came in the mail today!

Yeah man. You need a butter dish for the leave out scenario. Can’t just roll with open air butter. Table butter is the shit. We do it from time to time.

Lol. Near the end, my man found a piece on that boot he wasn’t willing to put in his mouth.

Sandwich artisan. Also, are we all just skimming over the fact that my man @gilsjust has the newspaper in his fridge for some reason.

a week or so ago I was in 7-11 and when they rang my poor choices up I started lamenting to myself about the price. The cashier looked at me and said “Well we’re at war right now, so the moneys gotta go somewhere!” I thought I was being trolled because none of those words made sense together, but the dude was dead serious. I wanted to ask him “who told you to say those things,” but I thought twice about engaging in what would lead to my worsening high blood pressure and asked “who told you that?” He said it’s all over the news. I replied with some other witty quip on my way out the door that no doubt was lost on our friend. Its really like that out here.

After a few hiccups, things are progressing nicely.

the last job I had I was sitting around the table in the warehouse before our Monday morning meeting listening to these old dudes bragging about how they had like $8000 in their 401k. Like dudes in their late 50s. That was one of key factors that led to me bouncing out on my own. Since I left, that job has killed 3 of them. That 401j money should be enough to plant them.

Drinkin brews, chiefin dro, and snortin spices!

Color changing this house from bright yellow and mint green to white. This shit is never gonna cover. Listening to Action Bronson to help me get through this because this was the transition music on NPRs news this morning