if you have a pair of good tits, you have the job.
It is fairly easy to get a job tending bar, but finding a bar that you desire to tend at is usually the most difficult part...so if you don't care where you work, its not that hard. Depending on where you work, you don't need to know how to make a million drinks.
If you're seriously considering it, DO NOT apply to corporate tgi fridays, chilis, etc, restaurant/bars as you have people telling you what to do and you have to follow strict rules. Go to a pub, club, busy bar, whatever the fuck.
and now for some drinks:
Red Devil:
(collins glass, fill with ice, after pouring everything in, shake.)
-1 shot sloe gin
-half shot soco
-half shot amaretto
-half shot vodka
-half shot triple sec
-half shot lime juice
-fill rest of glass with oj.
LI Tea:
(same adding method as previous drink)
-one shot vodka
-" " gin
-" " rum
-" " tequila
-" " triple sec
- fill with sour mix, add some coke.
Surfers on Acid:
(same adding method)
-1 shot jager
-1 shot malibu
-fill with pineapple juice
throw some vodka in there for a swift kick to the face.
you could always mix clear liquors together and add any mixer and come up with your own drink..so avoid mixing whiskeys with vodka..
for example...this is off the top of my head: 1 shot vodka, 1 shot white rum, 1/2 shot triple sec, add raspberry seltzer and top with cranberry juice. call it a "12 oz response."
and a shot i love doing is the mind eraser:
rocks glass, no ice.
-one and 1/2shot vodka
-one shot kaluha
-fill with club soda
suck that shit through a straw.
get drunk.