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comedy. yes. saw paul f tompkins last week. he killed. 90% of his set was completely new- first night doing it. he got heckeled by some drunk idiot and tompkins handled it so well. dont want to type story too lazy. one of my favorites is stanhope, seen him 3 times. got better and better each time. if you want to see him one night be sure to go to the late show. saw jeselnick and his girl amy shummer couple months ago with todd barry etc im basically just name dropping now so ill shut up but yeah im a stand up nerd. i was supposed to get tix for louie but that sold out. never seen him before but i need to before he dies. hes been doing awesome for years hes probably going to die soon. listen to wtf with marc maron if you enjoy comedy.

I am available for children's birthday parties.

Re: Favorite Flickr Flicks I blame nosebleeds on that bathroom.

just tried full sail's session red. american lager. yellowish, simple and smooth. moderately carbonated. 5.1% alc. pretty refreshing...like mineral water, I would drink more than one.

you should just stay inside, stay on the internet, and keep checking the internet to see if people have given you worthy replies.

"theology is unnecessary" -stephen hawking, when asked in an interview about faith/science.

you should be ashamed of yourself if you actually think about stealing one of those.

"everything you ever said was GARBAGE!"

On top of his game..

a great stanhope interview i came across today.. TRUTH!

seatbelt?

Re: Did I fuck up, or is this legit. I would have re-written that dumb story and surrounded myself with better people.

http://www.atlanticfirearms.com/default.aspx good selection of ak, ar, shottys, etc.

we need a demographic on their neighborhood.

WORD UP!!

those first two are sick!

This makes me wish I was 16 again.

wait that link was sponsored by butterfinger?

get ithica's flower power...by the end of your night I guess.

transfer it to your bank so you are not restricted to the realms of the internet.

SHUT UP. SHUT THE FUCK UP.

YOU'RE ASKING THE WRONG QUESTION, DUMMY! IT SHOULD BE THIS: WHAT HAPPENS BEFORE YOU DIE?

that orangoutang has the 360 spin on lock.

NO ONE KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT DEATH. LETS TALK ABOUT WHAT WE KNOW: LIFE! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7criyE09uy0 ENJOY THE RIDE!

death seems to be the permanent fusion of a stop sign and dead end sign.