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worst thing ever

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by timemachine, Apr 25, 2004.

  1. timemachine

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    worst thing ever

    Discussion started by timemachine - Apr 25, 2004

    so last nite it was my four-year anniversary and me and my fiancee went to a club. it was all good until....


    IT HITS!



    Diarrhea! that is the worst time/place to ever get it


    anyone else have a bad experience like this? i almost died
     
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  2. snowkid

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    snowkid - Replied Apr 25, 2004

    thats shitty, it sounds like something out of an immodium commercial.
     
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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    MrChupacabra - Replied Apr 25, 2004

    you should've administered a glass boat on her.
     
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    timemachine - Replied Apr 25, 2004

    hahahaha
    ya it kidna was like an immodium commercial cause the bass was pumping and shit
    fuck did it suck

    BOO-URNS!
     
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    damn. takin a shit in a club? urgh! well, thats what you get for going to a club without "preparing yourself" in every way possible.
    which is another reason I dont like it when non clubbers go clubbing, they fuck everything up for the clubbers.
     
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    A few weeks ago I was in my house when all of a sudden this sharp cramping-pain hit me in the abdomen/bowels area. It paralyzed me to the point where I couldn't even move. And as I stood there, bent over leaning on the desk, I knew what was coming next: an endless gush of liquid poo that I was powerless to stop. By the end, my pants were filled, and there had been some leakage on to the floor. I stood there, dazed, with absolutely no comprehension of what had just transpired.

    It hit me completely out of the blue, and left with no explanation whatsoever. I cleaned myself and the floor up, and thanked god that I was alone in the privacy of my own home and not at school, work, or any other public venue.....
     
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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA I KANT BULLEB U JUSS SHARED DAT SHIT YOU FUCKING SHAT YO PANTS NIGGA AHAHAHAHAHA

    YOU SHULD BE NAMED DR. DIAREHA

    SHERM FUCKN ROCKS YO YAKAKAKAKAKAKA
     
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    CRAMPS - Replied Apr 25, 2004

    ^HOLY SWWET JESUS THATS GREAT!:lol: :lol: :lol:


    that happend to me whn i was about 6 or 7 when playing in the yard with some friends.



    just stopped...then pain...poo...ran inside leaving a trail of brown watter.






    good times:king:
     
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    DEPENDS!:yum:
     
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    You didn't notice the early signs of Mud Butt?.....
     
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    azert - Replied Apr 25, 2004

    Yeah, I mean how could you not prepare for a diarrhea attack? Those things happen all the time in clubs!! I mean come on, everyone wears a diaper to clubs just in case it happens.. now don't tell me you weren't wearing one...
     
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    oh dear mr dazzle, oh dear!
     
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    High Priest - Replied Apr 25, 2004

    I had a friend who quite a a while back had taken acid and gone thru a similer ordeal. He actually managed to make it to the bathroom, however he forgot to pull his pants down when he took the shit.
     
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