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worst thing ever

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by timemachine, Apr 25, 2004.

  1. timemachine

    timemachine Banned

    Joined: Mar 21, 2004 Messages: 773 Likes Received: 0
    so last nite it was my four-year anniversary and me and my fiancee went to a club. it was all good until....

    IT HITS!

    Diarrhea! that is the worst time/place to ever get it

    anyone else have a bad experience like this? i almost died
  2. snowkid

    snowkid Member

    Joined: Feb 18, 2004 Messages: 398 Likes Received: 0
    thats shitty, it sounds like something out of an immodium commercial.
  3. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

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    :lol: :lol: :lol:
  4. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

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  5. MrChupacabra

    MrChupacabra 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 10, 2001 Messages: 10,940 Likes Received: 683
    you should've administered a glass boat on her.
  6. timemachine

    timemachine Banned

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    ya it kidna was like an immodium commercial cause the bass was pumping and shit
    fuck did it suck

  7. PalestineOne

    PalestineOne Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 25, 2004 Messages: 1,177 Likes Received: 0
    damn. takin a shit in a club? urgh! well, thats what you get for going to a club without "preparing yourself" in every way possible.
    which is another reason I dont like it when non clubbers go clubbing, they fuck everything up for the clubbers.
  8. Dr. Dazzle

    Dr. Dazzle Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 19, 2001 Messages: 8,147 Likes Received: 3
    A few weeks ago I was in my house when all of a sudden this sharp cramping-pain hit me in the abdomen/bowels area. It paralyzed me to the point where I couldn't even move. And as I stood there, bent over leaning on the desk, I knew what was coming next: an endless gush of liquid poo that I was powerless to stop. By the end, my pants were filled, and there had been some leakage on to the floor. I stood there, dazed, with absolutely no comprehension of what had just transpired.

    It hit me completely out of the blue, and left with no explanation whatsoever. I cleaned myself and the floor up, and thanked god that I was alone in the privacy of my own home and not at school, work, or any other public venue.....

    -MOE LESTER- Elite Member

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  10. CRAMPS

    CRAMPS Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2003 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    ^HOLY SWWET JESUS THATS GREAT!:lol: :lol: :lol:

    that happend to me whn i was about 6 or 7 when playing in the yard with some friends.

    just stopped...then pain...poo...ran inside leaving a trail of brown watter.

    good times:king:
  11. MartySchemeR

    MartySchemeR Member

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  12. InDY_500

    InDY_500 Veteran Member

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    You didn't notice the early signs of Mud Butt?.....
  13. azert

    azert Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 29, 2003 Messages: 1,798 Likes Received: 35
    Yeah, I mean how could you not prepare for a diarrhea attack? Those things happen all the time in clubs!! I mean come on, everyone wears a diaper to clubs just in case it happens.. now don't tell me you weren't wearing one...
  14. sneak

    sneak Guest

    oh dear mr dazzle, oh dear!
  15. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 4
    I had a friend who quite a a while back had taken acid and gone thru a similer ordeal. He actually managed to make it to the bathroom, however he forgot to pull his pants down when he took the shit.