sect one Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Top Ten Ways to Be "The Funny Guy" in your office. 10. Keep telling the same person that they have bad breath even if they don't. Then punch them in the mouth. 9. Announce in a meeting that you have AIDS. After everyone gives you the sympathy remarks, tell everyone how you're just kidding, and tell them that they are all a bunch of queers. 8. Before a meeting, fill your mouth with custard; then during the meeting put one finger in the air and make like you're hocking up a big loogie, then spit the custard into a glass and hand it to the person next to you and say "beat that!" 7. Inform a male coworker that he "wouldn't make a good hooker" then piss in his coffee and tellhim he needs a "good assfucking." 6. Always walk around with a big smile and keep one hand down the front of your pants. 5. Answer every question asked to you with "Fuck if I know!" then call the person a racial slur that doesn't even match their race. 4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your nuts, getting them really sweaty, then walk around shaking everyone's hand. 3. Run down the hall with your dick out while urinating all over and yell "IT WON'T STOP! GOD HELP ME! IT WON'T STOP!" then when it stops look down and say "ohhhhh..." 2. Ask to borrow someone else's pen; bring it to the bathroom; stick it in your ass; return it and tell the person to smell it; when they say that it smells bad, be like "Well it should! I had it in my ass!" 1. Shit on the floor in your office and when someone comes in and sees it, tell them its the fake plastic kind -- when they try to pick it up and realize that their hand is full of shit, laugh and point and call them an asshole. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 BLOCK hahah nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
serpent of the light Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 #1 has tears running out my eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EatMorGlue Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 is it required by law that this be posted every three months or something? i mean... what's happenin here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 hahahah tahts fucking funny, sure wway to get fired though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sneak Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 i can imagine this one guy i worked with being just like that.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AeRoSoL JuNkiE Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 I read this shit on here a long time ago...shit made me fall out of my chair laughing. it still makes me laugh though, hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
test pattern Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 Originally posted by sect one Top Ten Ways to Be "The Funny Guy" in your office. 5. Answer every question asked to you with "Fuck if I know!" then call the person a racial slur that doesn't even match their race. 4. Brag about the fact that you own a gun, and keep playing with your nuts, getting them really sweaty, then walk around shaking everyone's hand. :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 are you related to test strip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dahighlifdhl Posted September 2, 2002 Share Posted September 2, 2002 YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT WHO NEEDS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP! you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ElectricitySucks Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 muahhaahhahha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drutagsalot Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 #2 is great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 HAhaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
When Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 i think people at my work have read this Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ceso One SAF Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 o 1 and 2 are great Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilistic Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 ahaah thankyou.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kissmyass#1 Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 a good laugh already this morning:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GASFACEDJEW Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 NUMBER 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted September 3, 2002 Share Posted September 3, 2002 Originally posted by FUBU YAMAKA NUMBER 5 COULDN'T STAY AWAY EH SHITHEAD? GET DEAD OR BE MORE FUNNY. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 Originally posted by fr8oholic GET DEAD OR BE MORE FUNNY. :lol: looks like alot of us are fuck't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 or just remain hungover/drunk and you'll get lots of sympathy laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 / like the local retard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dai Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 i always enjoy calling work and acting like a really pissed off, complaing customer, and see how long it takes them to snap. it's pretty amusing, like this one time i said to my manager "im coming up there to kick your ass, what's your name so i can look for you?" and he wouldn't give me his name...he was shocked as hell when i said "nelson...what time to i work?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest krie Posted September 4, 2002 Share Posted September 4, 2002 hahaha seems kinda mean but fukn funy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Stapler Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Seriously anyone who does these sorts of things should not be working but in a MENTAL HOSPITAL.................Fucking nutcases Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
effyoo Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 ^^^^^^ do you think he really meant it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zen Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 cruel bastards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
seppuku Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 you can't run and piss at the same time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GASFACEDJEW Posted September 5, 2002 Share Posted September 5, 2002 Originally posted by fr8oholic COULDN'T STAY AWAY EH SHITHEAD? GET DEAD OR BE MORE FUNNY. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT FR80HOLIC? DONT YOU HAVE SICKLE CELL YOU GAY ASS MUH FUCKER? BLOOD ISNT THICKER THAN WATER HAHAHAHAHAHAA I SHIT OOFHAHS YOU FAGGOT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fr8oholic Posted September 7, 2002 Share Posted September 7, 2002 DON'T BRING THAT WANNABEE TUPAC/MOBDEEP SICKLECELL BULLSHIT THIS WAY STUPID. YOUR SHIT IS WEAK FOOL, PURE FUCKING WEAK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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