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The-SO HOWD YOUR NEW YEARS GO-Thread

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by ctrl+alt+del, Jan 1, 2004.

  1. ctrl+alt+del

    ctrl+alt+del Guest

    Heres my story.

    went to a party. 3 times people yelled cops, my heart skipped a beat, and i bolted out the sliding door, over a short fence, and scaled a tall fence into the streeet, only to see no cops. THREE FUCKING TIMES. after midnight i left that party.
    i went to a party basically in the remote wilderness. its pretty banging. some older girls, but definitely good looking. about 10 minutes there and shit goes down. 3 sherrifs pull up, spotlights and everything.

    something you guys should know about me first
    im, how do you say, kind of in position, kind of a job. im in the public eye quite a bit, and im expected to basically be on the total straight and narrow. in other words, im signed to some shit that says if i dont behave properly im out of a job.

    so the cops pull up, i panic, and jet the fuck out the back door, over 7, MUTHER FUCKING 7 barbed wire fences, and into a big ass corn field. its december, theres snow on the ground, and sherrifs shining their lights looking for runners.
    it was fun as fuck! i was going commando, ninja, hands and knees style crawling for freedom.

    bottom line, if the rest of the year is like tonight, it will be exciting, at the least.

    howd your guys' new years go?
     
  2. HESHIANDET

    HESHIANDET Guest

    underage
     
  3. TURBOCAPSLOK

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
    I WAS AT THIS MUSIC FESTIVAL THAT WENT FOR TWO DAYS.
    PLENTY OF MUSIC THAT ROCKED MY SOCKS AND I UNEXPECTEDLY ENDED UP IN A RAVE TENT AFTER I GOT REAL PISSED. IT WAS FUNNY COZ THIS RAVER CHICK STUCK A DUMMY IN MY MOUTH AND IT HAD FLASHING LIGHTS IN IT AND I WAS DANCING AND I WAS FUCKED OFF MY FACE. AND THEN I GOT A BLOWJOB BECAUSE IM BEAUTIFUL AND WORD TO TITTYFUCKS ALSO.

    HAPPY POO YEARS.
     
  4. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    I'm fucking drunk, yaay 12oz..
     
  5. decs

    decs New Jack

    Joined: May 29, 2003 Messages: 45 Likes Received: 0
    just like another big party, only more cops and more dickheads...
    ohhhhhh but the pussy:D
     
  6. wiseguy

    wiseguy Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 1, 2002 Messages: 2,543 Likes Received: 1
    i stayed at home on 12oz, really...
     
  7. Non-event.

    Besides watching my dad detonate a cherry bomb under an old lady's chair and nearly ending her life.
     
  8. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,162 Likes Received: 37
    i hurt very badly..
     
  9. Giving Tree

    Giving Tree Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 26, 2001 Messages: 1,111 Likes Received: 0

    bullshit.


    look at bill clinton. that fucker messed up HUGE and still kept his place.. you aint got shit on the president.



    my night was awesome. almost smashed my friend's door off his car, almost threw up in meijers, and stole pretzels from a party full of 12 year olds.
     
  10. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    Got very pissed... went to an overpriced club... bed at 8am... worst hangover I have ever had.
    Good times - Happy New Year Motherfuckers!
     
  11. Im Broke

    Im Broke Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 11, 2003 Messages: 1,579 Likes Received: 0
    this is a hard dicision....

    ohk last night i was sittin in my room havin some beers... i was pritty fucked up to... and all of the sudden my parents come home with there friends and my parents are friends with my ex-girls mom so some how i had my ex-girl over also and her friends... so i got them drunk what ever... and then my Ex trys to make a move on me... well i dicided thats not happining and got up and went to my laptop and got on 12oz. and now i really dont know what to do cuz she is nice and everything i just dont know if this is the right direction to go in... ohh man im still sick from last night and i am about to start drinkin again!!! then maby i will call her and work this out... well happy new yaer ya fucks and im out...:idea:
     
  12. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    Re: this is a hard dicision....

    Good idea, lemme find my cash-card!
     
  13. sneak

    sneak Guest

    in a brief account:

    -v. drunk. 1st new years i didnt throw up on. im well chuffed with that man.
    -best mate of mine threw up 5, yes 5 times in his car while trying to get out.
    - i passed out at 4.45 in a car, wrapped up in 3 parkas and a santas hat.
    -woke up again at 9, started the recovery process (one beer, one bacon sandwhich, one joint x 1000).
     
  14. Zes

    Zes Junior Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2001 Messages: 146 Likes Received: 0
    had the party i was supposed to go to get cancelled, and the only other one close enough to go to be filled with loser so i had some poeple over, got drunk and watched as well as fear and loathing. if 2004 ends up like last night, well at elast i'll get painting done due to everyone being gay and not down for having a fun time.
     
  15. sex offender

    sex offender New Jack

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 31 Likes Received: 0
    you should have called me. I was probably just as, or even more bored. at least I got to chill with a dope girl all night. ayo for the lack of yayo....
     
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