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The 12oz Prophet Collection of Do's and Don't's

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by RoboThruster, Dec 17, 2005.

  1. RoboThruster

    RoboThruster Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2004 Messages: 313 Likes Received: 0
    So I've re-emerged lately as a bit of a net geek. I.e. I have been procrastinating on my life alittle by comming here, and reading vice magazine online.

    These two things combined have made me realise 12ozprophet needs a thread for its own Do's and Don'ts.

    To start of -

    DO dress reminiscent of a early to mid nineties rapper and use obscure and completely unrelated slang (such as the word "Digger") at the same time. Not only is the obscure slang funny on its own. It helps combat the possible wigger vibes your camoflage backpack, your fluro pink synthetic nike hat, or your chunky ass ice t style sunglasses may be giving off. Avoiding the wigger potential of this Do is essential. But if its done sucessfully, you'll be loved by anyone worth being loved by. At least until you open your big trap and they realise you got that funk from a fucking a message board.

    When your staying over at someones house in a different city, DO leave them little presents lying around their house that they will only find a day or two after you leave. Not only does it show your appreciate their hospitality, it breaks down that retarded emo social barrier ish.

    When seeing someone getting clearly made an innocent victim. DO intervene public hero style and offer to fight whoevers doing the victimising. You may get charged with assuault. And you may get a broken nose. But you will be one of those few people who have a sense of morality and are willing to throw down for it. And plus if I know you and know you do that shit I'll probably buy you a drink and always go out of my way to be polite to you because I like genuine people like that.

    When someone rolls on one of your friends to fight them with a bunch of their people standing around, and those other people start yelling shit like " fucking beat his head in franky". DO single those people out and say something like "who the fuck do you think your talking about faggot? Is this your fight? Want to make it your fight?". Not only is having other people cheer on the guy who your friends fighting a psychological no no. It's justice that those who want to encourage the fight should be put in a situation where they will probably have to fight themselves. Most of the time they don't expect some stranger standing there to single them out like that and kind of go all quiet. Either that or you end up having to fight some psychopath in which case, you are beat up with your friend which is a pretty dam noble thing to do. Presuming the guy really is your friend.

    Now some don't

    DON'T say first when your the first person to reply to a thread (no doubt someone would of tried it on this thread, nice joke loser. Predictable much?) It's an old joke and redoing is just fuels arguements that 12ozprophet has run out of juice. Find something orginal to put at the start of every thread.

    DON'T make stupid gay, racial or just crude jokes. Theres are three main types of humour, witty, self referential and crude. Witty is good because their is some skill. self referential is good because it shows your confident enough to make fun of yourself. Crude is for insecure douche's with no imagination.

    Thats it for now, feel free to add on.

    go.
     
  2. RoboThruster

    RoboThruster Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2004 Messages: 313 Likes Received: 0
    pfft. Read the brackets. The laughing didn't make it any better. Maybe if it had been maniacle (like just a bracket saying [Maniacle Laughter]). Then I would of been down. But thanks for playing.
     
  3. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
  4. RoboThruster

    RoboThruster Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2004 Messages: 313 Likes Received: 0
    Haha ok that was beautiful. If PMB did that, its worthy of a golf clap. If you did that the clap is yours my friend.
     
  5. trackstand

    trackstand Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 21, 2004 Messages: 2,262 Likes Received: 3
    Third, hopefully last.
     
  6. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    i think pmb did that, im not aware of being able to delete your own posts,


    although that would be a good feature
     
  7. RoboThruster

    RoboThruster Member

    Joined: Jun 12, 2004 Messages: 313 Likes Received: 0
    ohh well. Then thanks for playing. And Trackstand go kiss some prostitutes you mono getting piece of viral infection.

    New Do-

    DO refer to people as pieces of viral infection.
     
  8. cloner

    cloner Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 29, 2004 Messages: 1,717 Likes Received: 0
    i thought it was funny.

    cloner/sophisticated
     
  9. synaps

    synaps Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 8, 2002 Messages: 1,644 Likes Received: 0
    perhaps sticking to reading vice magazine may be in your best interests.
     
  10. Poop Man Bob

    Poop Man Bob Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Nov 16, 2000 Messages: 10,259 Likes Received: 18
    I've got no love for 'first' posts. Holl-er.
     

  11. I was just thinking how people would get totally mean if we started banning people for firsties once more.
     
  12. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
  13. Dirty_habiT

    Dirty_habiT Administrator

    Joined: Mar 8, 2001 Messages: 18,107 Likes Received: 73
    FIRST!!! Aww shit, Yuck beat me.

    RoboThruster, I dunno who you think you are bringing your Mother Goose civic duty to 12oz attitude over her, but I'm just letting you know that I will say "FIRST" until the day I die/get banned. I don't see either of those happening though, because I'm not that annoying or rule breaking on here.... AND I have a forcefield (sun yellow).
     
  14. Sparoism

    Sparoism Guest

    "DON'T make stupid gay, racial or just crude jokes. Theres are three main types of humour, witty, self referential and crude. Witty is good because their is some skill. self referential is good because it shows your confident enough to make fun of yourself. Crude is for insecure douche's with no imagination."

    You just negated about a third of the posts here on 12 oz.

    FOURTEENTH.

    DO keep your moral compass to yourself, especially vis a vis the interweb. No one cares. I don't mean this in a snide way, but you are truly opening yourself up to some serious attacks here.

    DON'T get mad, get Google Toolbar. The 12 oz. potential for this little number is infinite, e.g. random quotes/images.

    DON'T mention VICE magazine anymore. They had their shot, and they blew it.
     
  15. First! is a warnable offence booyyyeee!

    I have no love for firsties but i wouldnt ban/warn anyone until we reach the point where 51% of the threads in here start with 'first'
    You know, it just gives a retarded aura to everything.
    If we dont go there, i'd be happy
     
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