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Stick my dick into a vibrating air hose.. shit, why not?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by High Priest, Jun 18, 2004.

  1. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    Stick my dick into a vibrating air hose.. shit, how could i resist?

    I get a ton of pop-ups on my computer thanks to various site's ive visited, amongst other things. This came up and i just couldnt help but look at it, the testimonials were reason enough to check the site out, fucking hilarious.

    I.E.:

    -"You can actually see the outline of your penis through the rubber liner. It's like looking inside the woman and seeing what you are doing to her. It's a turn-on for me."


    "I like using the V2000 at its slowest speed. I am using the shipping carton for storage, everything fits and goes right into the closet. No advertising on the V2000 or box so the cleaning lady will never know what it is. Every guy should be so lucky to own this. Love & happiness."
    Jim - New Orlean

    My mom is a single mother and she bought my sister a Sybian. A few months ago she bought me a Venus. We have had many family discussions on casual sex, masturbation, and disease. These machines have allowed us to make more responsible decisions about sex. I am thankful to be in the position where the 'little head' doesn't do all the thinking for the 'big head'."
    W.K. - Denver, CO

    "I get really horny... a lot. I have done some downright stupid things just to get off. The Venus 2000 is ready when I gotta have it. I don't have to pick up some hooker or piece of strange anymore. Bet my buddy in the pen wished he had one a couple of years back. It's probably kept me from joining him!"
    B.T. - Louisiana

    "I am single and in three years, I spent over $5000 talking on phone sex lines while I masturbated. Owning a V2000 saved me several times the cost. Great invention!"
    K.W. - Gary, IN


    J.J. - Los Angeles, CA

    The Venus 2000 - PRO MASTURBATION SYSTEM
     
  2. 8onus

    8onus Banned

    Joined: Apr 18, 2004 Messages: 1,052 Likes Received: 1
  3. alabama

    alabama Member

    Joined: Nov 18, 2001 Messages: 618 Likes Received: 0
    Re: Stick my dick into a vibrating air hose.. shit, how could i resist?

    i checked out the site for a second....but this line had me read the whole thing...awesome.
     
  4. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
    m: I got my digital camera
    d: cool
    m: it takes pretty nice photos from what I can see so far
     
  5. Weapon X

    Weapon X 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 6, 2002 Messages: 14,905 Likes Received: 202


    Three and a half out of five. The half comes from the “too busy to socialize” part.

    But I’ll just call up someone, not pay money for this contraption. Not saying I wouldn’t try it if I had one around that had never been used.
     
  6. ClueTwo

    ClueTwo Veteran Member

    Joined: Nov 30, 2001 Messages: 9,016 Likes Received: 117
    I don't think my eyes were ready to see this yet. Horrible shit.
     
  7. KYU

    KYU Member

    Joined: Feb 20, 2004 Messages: 437 Likes Received: 0
  8. Teh0wnz

    Teh0wnz Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 406 Likes Received: 0
    No thanks, really.
     
  9. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
    This is awesome.
     
  10. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    Yeah, I'm not going to stick my dick in that. Unless someone got it for me as a gift. Because that would mean I wouldn't have paid for it.
     
  11. ment2

    ment2 New Jack

    Joined: Apr 16, 2002 Messages: 11 Likes Received: 0
    those questions ("do you go on business trips and yada yaday do you want sex but fear disease etc.") are retarded... if you buy one of these things its because YOU CANT GET LAID. you fear disease... use a fucking condom... i know the questions are just to get buyers because more people will buy it if they dont have to openly admit they are pathetic when it comes to sex life... but still. i have zero sex life and im not spending a bunch of money to fuck a rubber horse. fuck a rubber horse.
     
  12. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 3
    :lol: :lol: .
     
  13. Easy E

    Easy E Member

    Joined: Jan 26, 2004 Messages: 426 Likes Received: 0

    :lol:
     
  14. Brewster Baker

    Brewster Baker 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Sep 11, 2003 Messages: 13,008 Likes Received: 523
    Re: Stick my dick into a vibrating air hose.. shit, how could i resist?

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  15. slave_one

    slave_one Elite Member

    Joined: Apr 4, 2003 Messages: 2,745 Likes Received: 2
    ...the venus 2000...oh dlush look they named a vibrating air hose after you...:lol:
     
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