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Stick my dick into a vibrating air hose.. shit, why not?

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by High Priest, Jun 18, 2004.

  1. High Priest

    High Priest 12oz Elite Member

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    Stick my dick into a vibrating air hose.. shit, why not?

    Discussion started by High Priest - Jun 18, 2004

    Stick my dick into a vibrating air hose.. shit, how could i resist?

    I get a ton of pop-ups on my computer thanks to various site's ive visited, amongst other things. This came up and i just couldnt help but look at it, the testimonials were reason enough to check the site out, fucking hilarious.

    I.E.:

    -"You can actually see the outline of your penis through the rubber liner. It's like looking inside the woman and seeing what you are doing to her. It's a turn-on for me."


    "I like using the V2000 at its slowest speed. I am using the shipping carton for storage, everything fits and goes right into the closet. No advertising on the V2000 or box so the cleaning lady will never know what it is. Every guy should be so lucky to own this. Love & happiness."
    Jim - New Orlean

    My mom is a single mother and she bought my sister a Sybian. A few months ago she bought me a Venus. We have had many family discussions on casual sex, masturbation, and disease. These machines have allowed us to make more responsible decisions about sex. I am thankful to be in the position where the 'little head' doesn't do all the thinking for the 'big head'."
    W.K. - Denver, CO

    "I get really horny... a lot. I have done some downright stupid things just to get off. The Venus 2000 is ready when I gotta have it. I don't have to pick up some hooker or piece of strange anymore. Bet my buddy in the pen wished he had one a couple of years back. It's probably kept me from joining him!"
    B.T. - Louisiana

    "I am single and in three years, I spent over $5000 talking on phone sex lines while I masturbated. Owning a V2000 saved me several times the cost. Great invention!"
    K.W. - Gary, IN


    J.J. - Los Angeles, CA

    The Venus 2000 - PRO MASTURBATION SYSTEM
     
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    8onus - Replied Jun 18, 2004

    im sold
     
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    Re: Stick my dick into a vibrating air hose.. shit, how could i resist?

    i checked out the site for a second....but this line had me read the whole thing...awesome.
     
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    Kr430n5_666 - Replied Jun 18, 2004

    m: I got my digital camera
    d: cool
    m: it takes pretty nice photos from what I can see so far
     
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    Three and a half out of five. The half comes from the “too busy to socialize” part.

    But I’ll just call up someone, not pay money for this contraption. Not saying I wouldn’t try it if I had one around that had never been used.
     
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    I don't think my eyes were ready to see this yet. Horrible shit.
     
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    KYU - Replied Jun 18, 2004

    weak
     
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    No thanks, really.
     
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    This is awesome.
     
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    fermentor666 - Replied Jun 18, 2004

    Yeah, I'm not going to stick my dick in that. Unless someone got it for me as a gift. Because that would mean I wouldn't have paid for it.
     
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    ment2 - Replied Jun 18, 2004

    those questions ("do you go on business trips and yada yaday do you want sex but fear disease etc.") are retarded... if you buy one of these things its because YOU CANT GET LAID. you fear disease... use a fucking condom... i know the questions are just to get buyers because more people will buy it if they dont have to openly admit they are pathetic when it comes to sex life... but still. i have zero sex life and im not spending a bunch of money to fuck a rubber horse. fuck a rubber horse.
     
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    High Priest - Replied Jun 18, 2004

    :lol: :lol: .
     
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    :lol:
     
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    Re: Stick my dick into a vibrating air hose.. shit, how could i resist?

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
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    slave_one - Replied Jun 18, 2004

    ...the venus 2000...oh dlush look they named a vibrating air hose after you...:lol:
     
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