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spooky chinese fortunes

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Cracked Ass, Apr 14, 2003.

  1. Cracked Ass

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    spooky chinese fortunes

    Discussion started by Cracked Ass - Apr 14, 2003

    My fortune cookie this evening advised me to quit writing.

    "Write your name on your heart, not on the wall"

    Spooky.
    :twitch:
     
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    "in bed"
     
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    hahaha... :lol:
    my fortune really captured me and my winning ways...
     
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  4. Methodz

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    Is that true?:lol:
     
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    i dont think ive ever had a fortune cookie before ?
     
  6. Cracked Ass

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    Cracked Ass - Replied Apr 14, 2003

    I thought about it for a while and decided I don't even know what they mean. Write my name on my heart? What is that a metaphor for?
    Anyway I ate a lot of chinese food, which got the mail moving, and I dropped the fortune in the bowl and defecated on it.
     
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    I'm just hoping the wrong cookie was placed with my food order, and across town some stupid toy is cutting a lo mein belch and reading "Soon you will be showered with riches."
     
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    "You will find a new love on Flag Day"
     
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    the hand of god is calling you. i know what will happen......in 20 years you will discover the true meaning of this fortune cookie and say WHY DIDNT I REPENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    hahaha ohhhhh get it repent!!! haha ohhh inside joke with 4th chair clarinet player.....yea
    go with the grace of the madonna





    im not catholic
     
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  10. Cracked Ass

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    Your logic is circular and rather unenlightening.
    I'm not going to love you.
     
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    Smart - Replied Apr 14, 2003

    I really think he was giving you a metaphorical answer instead of a logical one... and he repeats himself because he gets lost, closer analysis reveals that his logic goes in a straight line... out into nowhere...

    but he usually means well...
     
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    you all got gunz and i aint havin no fun, i feel like a hotdog wrapped in a bun
     
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    78% of all city workers say "hip hop" graffiti is the illest.

    [​IMG]
     
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    i say MC'in and freestylin f0 sh0 mai niggs
     
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    :GASP:
     
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