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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by why write?, Jul 5, 2004.

  1. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    lets here some opinions in here, what would you do if you had a pretty big spider in your room and it runs really fast and you wanna sleep in a few hours?

    a; search forever for the spider and kill it
    b; just go to sleep and if the spider crawls on you, just sleep some more
    c; sit around and wait for the spider to come out from its spot

    or d; [insert what you want]

    and while your at it..post some flicks of spiders

  2. wiseguy

    wiseguy Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 1, 2002 Messages: 2,543 Likes Received: 1
    fuck it, it wont hurt you.
    i have no probs with spiders, my roommate though, is a girl from canada, and they must not have spiders there or something. she is fucking terrified of them like they are gonna eat her.
    we have some rad spiders here in australia, i have photos of this one that was on out verandah one time, its legspan was about the size of your palm, and on its back were tons of little spiders, no shit.
  3. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    for some reason they scare the shit outta me....but imma just go to sleep..fuck the spiders
  4. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 11
    spiders only attack when they feel thereatened. it is very unlikely it will crawl into your bed and bite you for no reason.

    trust me, i come from the land of redbacks... where a single bite can have you in hospital. dont fret.
  5. wiseguy

    wiseguy Elite Member

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  6. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15


    # Camel spiders can grow to be as large as dinner plates.

    # Camel spiders can traverse desert sand at speeds up to 25 MPH, making screaming noises as they run.

    # Camel spiders can jump several feet in the air.

    # Camel spiders eat the stomachs of camels, hence the name "camel spider." (Legend includes the detail that camel spiders eat camel stomachs from either the outside in or the inside out. In the former case they supposedly jump up from the ground and grab onto camels' bellies from underneath; in the latter case exactly how spiders allegedly as large as dinner plates get into camels' stomachs intact remains unexplained.)

    # Camel spiders are venomous, and their venom contains a powerful anesthetic that numbs their victims (thus allowing them to gnaw away at living, immobilized animals without being noticed). U.S. soldiers were said to have been attacked by camel spiders at night but remained completely unaware of their plight until they awakened in the morning to find chunks of their flesh missing.
  7. Pinup

    Pinup Senior Member

    Joined: Mar 13, 2003 Messages: 2,208 Likes Received: 0
    ^^^^ Wo4zerZ! itS lukcy c4m3lz & spidaz cna't hvae sX 2getha lololololol !!!!!
  8. Fugazi

    Fugazi Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 17, 2001 Messages: 1,298 Likes Received: 1
  9. krie

    krie Guest

    wait to kill it
    i hate spiders
  10. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    Whatever, I got it from urbanlegends.com.
  11. krs702

    krs702 Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 6, 2000 Messages: 1,212 Likes Received: 0
    i would sleep in another room
  12. Rodney Trotter

    Rodney Trotter Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2001 Messages: 1,683 Likes Received: 1
    My answer would be B - sleep.

    But my girl would either cry, go sleep in another room until someone came who could get the spider, or go and get one of the neighbours to come around and get the spider.

    My girls sister actually phoned the police once and got them to come around when there was a spider in her house.:rolleyes:
  13. meateater

    meateater Member

    Joined: Nov 17, 2003 Messages: 789 Likes Received: 8
    spiders dont bother me at all, infact i reckon there mad creatures!
    and would love one for a pet but yeah i wouldnt kill it, just let it do its thing and you probly wont ever see it again....allthough it could crawl up your nose,ears and lay eggs....mwahwahwahwah!!!!
    but...if its a roach kill it!!!! those things are fukt up!!
  14. Jackson

    Jackson Veteran Member

    Joined: May 21, 2002 Messages: 7,345 Likes Received: 122
    I hate spiders.
    The story of how my boss became an arachnophobiac:
    He was seven years old, and living at home in the countryside in England.
    There was a huge spider on the wall, like stupidly big, size of your hand type thing.
    Anyway it was on the wall, but it only had seven legs, which kinda made it look a bit weird or whatever, he was a bit taken aback. So he said to his dad that it wuld be great if it was gone and to do the honours. So his dad approaches the spider with a handkerchief, he wasnt going to kill it, just chuck it out the window. So he lunged for it and missed and the spider fell onto the ground and 'squeaked'! He told me it was certainly the spider which squeaked and he didnt think they had a voice box or ...eurgh. Anyway.
    I hate spiders too, I had one crawl over my face one when I was at a music festival, needless to say I killed it.
    Oh yea and another thing apparently humans eat an average of 8 spiders in their lives by them crawling into our mouths when we are asleep and we eat them up.
  15. azert

    azert Senior Member

    Joined: Dec 29, 2003 Messages: 1,798 Likes Received: 35
    I don't mind spiders that much as long as they don't bother or get too comfortable with me. But a large insect can creep the fuck out of me. The other day I walked into my bathroom and saw this big jap bug scurrying around, and I jumped out of there and slammed the door like I had seen Michael Jackson nude and eagle-spread on the floor in there. But I went back in there with my stompin' shoes and killed that bug like nothing. And I ain't seen none since. Little cocksuckers.