SilentBob Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Right now I'm listening to Joy Division, it reminded me of a morning about a month back when my dad walked in on me with my hands down my pants. (dramatic pause) I was just having a bit of a scratch and adjust job. The funny thing is it still looked awefully suspect. For some reason I quickly pulled my hands out of my pants and gave him a stunned mullet look like I had just been caught out. Also at the time I was checking out grouphug.us (or whatever that site is called...the point is the words "group hug" were on my screen in bold print) and I was listening to that song "love will tear us apart" by Joy Divison. He just gave me a kind of "what the fuck ?!" look...asked me some random question about what I was doing for the day or something and then left the room while I proceeded to burst out laughing. Now that I think about ... for some reason I find the idea of rubbing one out to the sound of "love will tear us apart" absolutely hilarious (sp?). And at the risk of coming of gross and perverted ... I want to know what songs you guys and gals would or have found amusing in this regard ... or you can just laugh at my random little parent to child moment of weirdness .. or whatever ... Here are the lyrics to the song. Love Will Tear Us Apart Lyrics - Joy Division When the routine bites hard and ambitions are low And the resentment rides high but emotions won't grow And we're changing our ways, taking different roads Then love, love will tear us apart again (4) Why is the bedroom so cold Turned away on your side? Is my timing that flawed, our respect run so dry? Yet there's still this appeal That we've kept through our lives Love, love will tear us apart again (4) Do you cry out in your sleep All my failings expose? Get a taste in my mouth As desperation takes hold Is it something so good Just can't function no more? When love, love will tear us apart again (4) Discuss... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parcheesey Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 old mcdonald had a farm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 http://www.12ozprophet.com/forum/images/lockfolder.gif'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 I had sex while listening to a pantera song, it was bizzare yet so great. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
why write? Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 hahah i like your story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 geez, just when i thought ch.0 threads reached their all time low on personal subjects like which stall i use in the bathroom, which way i prefer to wipe...now you want to know about my masterbating habits???? :nope: edit* misssphellingz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
imported_dowmagik Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 last night during sex i told my girl i wanted to kill her and store her in a box. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gatita Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Policy of Truth by Depeche Mode, even though its all about a person cheating in a relationship and telling the other about it. Anything Radiohead. For sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentBob Posted July 28, 2004 Author Share Posted July 28, 2004 Tease- Your wit and originality never ceases to amaze me :rolleyes: Pffffffft - well I was hoping for a light hearted exchange of humorous ancedotes... not a some kind of graphic discussion that you'de find it hard to eat your cornflakes to... but considering your name is PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT I'm not suprised your not digging it ... whatevers clever Down- Apparently there was a court case ( I think it was in the U.S. ) where this dude used to get his wife to sleep locked up in a box every night cos he was paranoid about being cheated on. Aparently the wifey didn't mind... I might find the details later.... right now I'm going to bed .. TO SLEEP! :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr.yuck Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Originally posted by dowmagik last night during sex i told my girl i wanted to kill her and store her in a box. :lol: :lol: :lol: I think this statement and the story in this thread are great. I've never even thought about tuggin on my penis to music before maybe i will give it a try to some gangster rap or some shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Sorry, ive just never beaten off to a song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 http://www.jinxedclothing.com/media/video/...o/bl13clip3.mov Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pfffffffffft Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Originally posted by Glik0 http://www.jinxedclothing.com/media/video/...o/bl13clip3.mov if you beat it to this then youre pretty tough! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeefJerky Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 the TITANIC song - by Celion Dion Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
parcheesey Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 lol who beats of to music, theres a thing called porn.:rolleyes: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KYU Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 i heard about this dude who jacked off to hard rock all his adolecent life and now that he's an adult he cant pop one off unless there's hard music playing, like he's physically unable to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GLIK$ Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft if you beat it to this then youre pretty tough! i meant whack off in the more mafia sense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 i got the idea that i need to fuck to the whole album of aenima. well, not the whooole album, maybe. just trying to clairify fucking to more than just the one song. i dont know that ive ever gotten off to a song. maybe back in the day when i was like 11 or 12 and i dont remember? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T=E=A=S=E Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Originally posted by SilentBob Tease- Your wit and originality never ceases to amaze me :rolleyes: somebody is pissy... jokes man, jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bEka Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Originally posted by dowmagik last night during sex i told my girl i wanted to kill her and store her in a box. oooo what was her response??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GamblersGrin Posted July 28, 2004 Share Posted July 28, 2004 Originally posted by Pfffffffffft geez, just when i thought ch.0 threads reached their all time low on personal subjects like which stall i use in the bathroom, which way i prefer to wipe...now you want to know about my masterbating habits???? what was wrong with the which stall do you use thread? hahaha. anyways, im not sure of the title but that hidden track on kool keith's "sex styles" album is dope. the chorus is somethin like, "i wanna see your panties girl/ take em off/ dye your hair blond/ and call up steve for teh photo session" haha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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