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Songs that you can wack em off to

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by SilentBob, Jul 27, 2004.

  1. SilentBob

    SilentBob Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2002 Messages: 683 Likes Received: 1
    Right now I'm listening to Joy Division, it reminded me of a morning about a month back when my dad walked in on me with my hands down my pants. (dramatic pause)
    I was just having a bit of a scratch and adjust job. The funny thing is it still looked awefully suspect. For some reason I quickly pulled my hands out of my pants and gave him a stunned mullet look like I had just been caught out. Also at the time I was checking out grouphug.us (or whatever that site is called...the point is the words "group hug" were on my screen in bold print) and I was listening to that song "love will tear us apart" by Joy Divison. He just gave me a kind of "what the fuck ?!" look...asked me some random question about what I was doing for the day or something and then left the room while I proceeded to burst out laughing.

    Now that I think about ... for some reason I find the idea of rubbing one out to the sound of "love will tear us apart" absolutely hilarious (sp?).

    And at the risk of coming of gross and perverted ... I want to know what songs you guys and gals would or have found amusing in this regard ... or you can just laugh at my random little parent to child moment of weirdness .. or whatever ...

    Here are the lyrics to the song.

    Love Will Tear Us Apart Lyrics - Joy Division

    When the routine bites hard
    and ambitions are low
    And the resentment rides high
    but emotions won't grow
    And we're changing our ways,
    taking different roads
    Then love, love will tear us apart
    again (4)

    Why is the bedroom so cold
    Turned away on your side?
    Is my timing that flawed,
    our respect run so dry?
    Yet there's still this appeal
    That we've kept through
    our lives
    Love, love will tear us apart again (4)

    Do you cry out in your sleep
    All my failings expose?
    Get a taste in my mouth
    As desperation takes hold
    Is it something so good
    Just can't function no more?
    When love, love will tear us apart
    again (4)

  2. parcheesey

    parcheesey New Jack

    Joined: Nov 11, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 2
    old mcdonald had a farm.
  3. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

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  4. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    I had sex while listening to a pantera song, it was bizzare yet so great.
  5. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 19, 2003 Messages: 5,859 Likes Received: 1
    hahah i like your story.
  6. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,347 Likes Received: 683
    geez, just when i thought ch.0 threads reached their all time low on personal subjects like which stall i use in the bathroom, which way i prefer to wipe...now you want to know about my masterbating habits????


    edit* misssphellingz
  7. imported_dowmagik

    imported_dowmagik Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 19, 2001 Messages: 1,904 Likes Received: 1
    last night during sex i told my girl i wanted to kill her and store her in a box.
  8. gatita

    gatita Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 24, 2004 Messages: 1,319 Likes Received: 1
    Policy of Truth by Depeche Mode, even though its all about a person cheating in a relationship and telling the other about it.

    Anything Radiohead. For sure.
  9. SilentBob

    SilentBob Member

    Joined: Dec 23, 2002 Messages: 683 Likes Received: 1
    Tease- Your wit and originality never ceases to amaze me :rolleyes:

    Pffffffft - well I was hoping for a light hearted exchange of humorous ancedotes... not a some kind of graphic discussion that you'de find it hard to eat your cornflakes to... but considering your name is PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTT I'm not suprised your not digging it ... whatevers clever

    Down- Apparently there was a court case ( I think it was in the U.S. ) where this dude used to get his wife to sleep locked up in a box every night cos he was paranoid about being cheated on. Aparently the wifey didn't mind... I might find the details later.... right now I'm going to bed ..

    TO SLEEP! :lol:
  10. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    :lol: :lol: :lol:

    I think this statement and the story in this thread are great. I've never even thought about tuggin on my penis to music before maybe i will give it a try to some gangster rap or some shit.
  11. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

    Joined: Jan 1, 2002 Messages: 4,928 Likes Received: 4
    Sorry, ive just never beaten off to a song.
  12. GLIK$

    GLIK$ Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 23, 2002 Messages: 22,277 Likes Received: 117
  13. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

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  14. BeefJerky

    BeefJerky Member

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    the TITANIC song - by Celion Dion
  15. parcheesey

    parcheesey New Jack

    Joined: Nov 11, 2002 Messages: 0 Likes Received: 2
    lol who beats of to music, theres a thing called porn.:rolleyes: