2 blaazed Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 she secretly kept semen after they had oral sex, then used it to get pregnant Court: Man Can Sue Over Surprise Pregnancy 1 hour, 10 minutes ago Add to My Yahoo! U.S. National - AP CHICAGO - An appeals court said a man can press a claim for emotional distress after learning a former lover had used his sperm to have a baby. But he can't claim theft, the ruling said, because the sperm were hers to keep. The ruling Wednesday by the Illinois Appellate Court sends Dr. Richard O. Phillips' distress case back to trial court. Phillips accuses Dr. Sharon Irons of a "calculated, profound personal betrayal" after their affair six years ago, saying she secretly kept semen after they had oral sex, then used it to get pregnant. He said he didn't find out about the child for nearly two years, when Irons filed a paternity lawsuit. DNA tests confirmed Phillips was the father, the court papers state. Phillips was ordered to pay about $800 a month in child support, said Irons' attorney, Enrico Mirabelli. Phillips sued Irons, claiming he has had trouble sleeping and eating and has been haunted by "feelings of being trapped in a nightmare," court papers state. Irons responded that her alleged actions weren't "truly extreme and outrageous" and that Phillips' pain wasn't bad enough to merit a lawsuit. The circuit court agreed and dismissed Phillips' lawsuit in 2003. But the higher court ruled that, if Phillips' story is true, Irons "deceitfully engaged in sexual acts, which no reasonable person would expect could result in pregnancy, to use plaintiff's sperm in an unorthodox, unanticipated manner yielding extreme consequences." The judges backed the lower court decision to dismiss the fraud and theft claims, agreeing with Irons that she didn't steal the sperm. "She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift — an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request." Phillips is representing himself in the case. He could not be reached for comment Thursday. "There's a 5-year-old child here," Mirabelli said. "Imagine how a child feels when your father says he feels emotionally damaged by your birth." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dojafx Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 i guess girls can get pregnant like that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 "She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift — an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request." -da best. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cloner Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Originally posted by dojafx@Feb 24 2005, 04:18 PM i guess girls can get pregnant like that... Quoted post i knew this was coming, hah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Headcases like that generally make great parents, she should have a couple more! I hope she dies after giving birth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Morris Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 I guess tease was right....kinda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InfiniteWisdomOfThePezDisp Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Originally posted by deterrent+Feb 24 2005, 04:33 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (deterrent - Feb 24 2005, 04:33 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'>I hope she dies after giving birth. Quoted post [/b] ummmm. <!--QuoteBegin-2BLAZZED@Feb 24 2005, 04:16 PM "There's a 5-year-old child here," Mirabelli said. Quoted post tease finally gets his day in the sun. hahaha. pretty crazy shit. she doesn't appear to disagree with this being the method in which she got pregnant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 That was a little harsh. I hope the doctor thinks this is as fucked up as I do and he get up in her yaya and really makes a mess of them fallopian tubes. What if the chid ever finds out what kind of conniving skeme birthed them. Fucked Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boogie hands Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 Originally posted by Zack Morris@Feb 24 2005, 04:48 PM I guess tease was right....kinda Quoted post this was by far the most halarious shit ever to happen on 12oz since the "shit ticket" discussion....i wish someone would bump that thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted February 24, 2005 Share Posted February 24, 2005 I guess its better to stop flapping my arms trying to fly and just learn to breathe first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
26SidedCube Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Damn. Now let this thread float to the bottom before he sees it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
source Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 so remember...next time you get sucked off make sure you sign an agreement stating that "the original deposit will be returned upon request." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by InfiniteWisdomOfThePezDispenser@Feb 25 2005, 07:53 AM tease finally gets his day in the sun. hahaha. Quoted post and he's not even here to see it! (banned) this is too perfect! hahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tough Love Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 tease got banned? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 i believe so. unfortunately i didn't get the pleasure, but some lucky bastard did. he's been noticably absent these last few days Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sarah Tonin Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by 2BLAZZED@Feb 24 2005, 04:16 PM she secretly kept semen after they had oral sex, then used it to get pregnant Court: Man Can Sue Over Surprise Pregnancy 1 hour, 10 minutes ago Add to My Yahoo! U.S. National - AP CHICAGO - An appeals court said a man can press a claim for emotional distress after learning a former lover had used his sperm to have a baby. But he can't claim theft, the ruling said, because the sperm were hers to keep. The ruling Wednesday by the Illinois Appellate Court sends Dr. Richard O. Phillips' distress case back to trial court. Phillips accuses Dr. Sharon Irons of a "calculated, profound personal betrayal" after their affair six years ago, saying she secretly kept semen after they had oral sex, then used it to get pregnant. He said he didn't find out about the child for nearly two years, when Irons filed a paternity lawsuit. DNA tests confirmed Phillips was the father, the court papers state. Phillips was ordered to pay about $800 a month in child support, said Irons' attorney, Enrico Mirabelli. Phillips sued Irons, claiming he has had trouble sleeping and eating and has been haunted by "feelings of being trapped in a nightmare," court papers state. Irons responded that her alleged actions weren't "truly extreme and outrageous" and that Phillips' pain wasn't bad enough to merit a lawsuit. The circuit court agreed and dismissed Phillips' lawsuit in 2003. But the higher court ruled that, if Phillips' story is true, Irons "deceitfully engaged in sexual acts, which no reasonable person would expect could result in pregnancy, to use plaintiff's sperm in an unorthodox, unanticipated manner yielding extreme consequences." The judges backed the lower court decision to dismiss the fraud and theft claims, agreeing with Irons that she didn't steal the sperm. "She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift — an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request." Phillips is representing himself in the case. He could not be reached for comment Thursday. "There's a 5-year-old child here," Mirabelli said. "Imagine how a child feels when your father says he feels emotionally damaged by your birth." Quoted post ive heard many stories about groupies doing this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 poor fucking kid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
isor357 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 thats why you make her suck it with a condom on That would emotionally distress me too. To think some hoe sucked you off, spit it in a turkey baster and squirted it inside the trap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 A hunter kills a deer and brings it home. He decides to clean and serve the deer meat for supper. He knows his kids are fussy eaters, and won't eat it if they know what it is, so he doesn't tell them. His little boy keeps asking him, "What's for dinner Dad?" "You'll see", he replies. They start eating supper and his daughter keeps asking him what they are eating. "Ok", says her Dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your Mother sometimes calls me." His daughter screams... "Don't eat it, Jimmy!...... It's a fucking asshole!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 *golf clap Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 *takes a bow* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chiral Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Poor kid. Haha that shits funny tho. Who would bring that shit to the public, someday that kids gonan read this article and see "There's a 5-year-old child here," Mirabelli said. "Imagine how a child feels when your father says he feels emotionally damaged by your birth." Hwacked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fermentor666 Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Feb 25 2005, 12:57 AM i believe so. unfortunately i didn't get the pleasure, but some lucky bastard did. he's been noticably absent these last few days Quoted post It's about bloody time!! Hope he got condemned this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sleepyceas2- Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 a 5 cent deposit on sperm when returned. . .. who woulda known Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hopeizm Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 .....But the higher court ruled that, if Phillips' story is true, Irons "deceitfully engaged in sexual acts, which no reasonable person would expect could result in pregnancy, to use plaintiff's sperm in an unorthodox, unanticipated manner yielding extreme consequences."...... Think about this for a mad situation..... A woman gets hold of some sperm somehow (Spermbank whatever - non intercourse way).....and decides she is gonna use it herself to make herself pregnant... Now the kid is born, then all of a sudden the woman decides that she wants child support off the father..... In this country if your the father you HAVE to pay maintenance if its requested...... What do you do?..... Start charging £70,000 for the privelige of nutting in some hoes mouth as insurance just incase she decides to take you to court?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hermdog Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 That woman should write a book on how to get pregnate... There are thousand of women trying to get pregnate the legit way to no avail. It's hard to believe that she got it right the first time. Maybe she has had plenty of practice...and sperm. If that is the case than this guy is an idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted February 25, 2005 Share Posted February 25, 2005 Originally posted by Sarah Tonin+Feb 24 2005, 08:01 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (Sarah Tonin - Feb 24 2005, 08:01 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-2BLAZZED@Feb 24 2005, 04:16 PM she secretly kept semen after they had oral sex, then used it to get pregnant Court: Man Can Sue Over Surprise Pregnancy 1 hour, 10 minutes ago Add to My Yahoo! U.S. National - AP CHICAGO - An appeals court said a man can press a claim for emotional distress after learning a former lover had used his sperm to have a baby. But he can't claim theft, the ruling said, because the sperm were hers to keep. The ruling Wednesday by the Illinois Appellate Court sends Dr. Richard O. Phillips' distress case back to trial court. Phillips accuses Dr. Sharon Irons of a "calculated, profound personal betrayal" after their affair six years ago, saying she secretly kept semen after they had oral sex, then used it to get pregnant. He said he didn't find out about the child for nearly two years, when Irons filed a paternity lawsuit. DNA tests confirmed Phillips was the father, the court papers state. Phillips was ordered to pay about $800 a month in child support, said Irons' attorney, Enrico Mirabelli. Phillips sued Irons, claiming he has had trouble sleeping and eating and has been haunted by "feelings of being trapped in a nightmare," court papers state. Irons responded that her alleged actions weren't "truly extreme and outrageous" and that Phillips' pain wasn't bad enough to merit a lawsuit. The circuit court agreed and dismissed Phillips' lawsuit in 2003. But the higher court ruled that, if Phillips' story is true, Irons "deceitfully engaged in sexual acts, which no reasonable person would expect could result in pregnancy, to use plaintiff's sperm in an unorthodox, unanticipated manner yielding extreme consequences." The judges backed the lower court decision to dismiss the fraud and theft claims, agreeing with Irons that she didn't steal the sperm. "She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift — an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," the decision said. "There was no agreement that the original deposit would be returned upon request." Phillips is representing himself in the case. He could not be reached for comment Thursday. "There's a 5-year-old child here," Mirabelli said. "Imagine how a child feels when your father says he feels emotionally damaged by your birth." Quoted post ive heard many stories about groupies doing this. Quoted post [/b] Isnt that what happened to Usher? Seems like a good idea for a skank hoodrat who wants to be taken care of for life. That guy is probably maaaaaad salty. My heart goes ou to the blowjob insemination fam. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SleepAnDream Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 "She asserts that when plaintiff 'delivered' his sperm, it was a gift — an absolute and irrevocable transfer of title to property from a donor to a donee," holy shit this is priceless...nevermind being the child and hearing your dad say hes emotionally distressed about your birth...immagine the kid knowing youre only alive because mom dukes had a load blown in her mouth, spit it out, saved it and impregnated HERSELF? jesus. immagine growing up being that kid? im saying, if a bunch of graffiti geeks found out about it, its damn near inevitable someone growing up going through school is going to know...sheesh. godspeed to him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Some1 Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 there is some chic up at my boys school who has kept every condom from every guy she has ever slept with...fucking freaky.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted March 8, 2005 Share Posted March 8, 2005 /\ /\ /\ When I was in highschool there was a chic that hung around my group for a while that fucked all of us and tons of other boys (bad home life). She had showed us her purse and said that she put a screw in her purse for every person she slept with, there were about 40-60 in there. Saving the condons? Where does she put them? At lease her need for collecting is motivation to consitantly use protection. Sicko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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