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psychotic fuck

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by GucciCondom, Jan 13, 2004.

  1. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    do you have any friends that are fucking weirdos? drop your storys.

    so my weirdest friend is named "pizzy" and his real name is "paul".
    so first off this kid has add. and i dont know what else he may be hiding.

    some background info: completely weird..says things that make no sense at the most random times..and has no perception of anything.

    let me think of some weird ass storys or things he does...

    first off he is completely fucked when it comes to girls. in the 5 years that i have known him he has gotten with 2 girls. both times he has stalked the living fuck out of them and scared them away after one or two nights of chilling with them. then he gets all sad about it and mad cus he kissed a girl once and thinks he loved her. when he refers to times back around then for some reason he will go "yeah so back when i went out with so and so" and he never even went out with them just kissed them once.

    second off is his complete randomness. we will be for example discussing a movie or something and he will pop in with "hey i like these pants" or "yo you like my new cell phone?" and everyones just like WHAT THE FUCK? also you will directly ask him a question and he will reply with a "so what do u wanna do?" or "call up so and so" and im like dude i just asked you a question.

    third is his fucked up 'temper' and his emotions. if you were to throw a leaf at him or some shit he would go "DUUUUUDE WHAT THE FUCK??!!! I WOULD NEVER THROW SOMETHING AT YOU!!" and oh sweet sweet jesus watching him ride his skateboard is the best..(doesnt land a trick)-"YOU FUCKING FUCK! THAT WAS A FUCKING DICK-MOVE FOR THIS GOD DAMNED SKATEBOARD! RAWWWRRRR I WANNA FUCKING KILL THIS THING!!" also if we ever make jokes about him cus we joke about eachother he makes it out to be like his is the outcast and all we do is make fun of him.

    fourth is just weird ass things he does. for example he carries around sanitizing wipes with him in his pocket. he'll grab a leaf off a tree and start chewing it up. he picks things up and moves them to a different spot for no reason. he often rubs and pull on our shirts or pants and happily goes "ohhwweee thats a nice shirt"
    also he likes to get into arguments with me and he has no fucking arguing skills whatsoever. he is really dumb too. plus he denies things that you know are true. like one night he kept sayin "dood your drawin" and i dont really know what the meaning of that is in the context that he was using it but later on we saw someone and i was like "dude pizzy kept telling me earlier that i was drawin" and he argued with me for 10 minutes saying he never said that to me. i was like dude you SAID IT TO ME. you cant make me forget what i heard lol.


    anyways sometimes hes annoying..sometimes hes good for a laugh..and sometimes hes cool.

    but DROP YOUR WEIRDO FRIEND STORIES!!!
     
  2. rebsBK

    rebsBK Member

    Joined: Oct 15, 2003 Messages: 633 Likes Received: 0
    :lol:

    fucken crazy....i like.
     
  3. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
    all my friends are completely normal.


























































    yeah right
     
  4. krie

    krie Guest

    Is he gay as well ?
     
  5. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    i dont know i dont think hes gay hes just a fuckin crazy ass dude.
     
  6. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    He sounds like he's got a touch of the old schizophrenia. How old is he? How long has he been acting like this?
     
  7. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    hes 16..hes always been a bit weird but he just gets weirder and weirder over time.
    like when i met him he was the coolest kid now i find myself avoiding him.
     
  8. GnomeToys

    GnomeToys Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 24, 2003 Messages: 2,616 Likes Received: 4
    That's around the age when it will start to develop. I knew a kid that turned schizophrenic back in middle school and by the time he was 16 he required heavy medication and was constantly attempting suicide and stabbing himself with anything he could find. Same description, he was cool as fuck when I met him, best friends and shit, and then he just kind of slowly went downhill until I didn't even know him anymore. I suggest trying to get him help if he worsens. He may not, but he may go off the deep end.
     
  9. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    damn..i think there really may be some shit wrong with him. hes always complaining about life and saying how depressed he is. and he really doesnt have a reason to be like that. he doesnt have a girl and he wants one but thats all thats wrong i dont think that should be enough to make him alll depressed.
     
  10. 26SidedCube

    26SidedCube Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 18, 2003 Messages: 6,590 Likes Received: 9
    Yeah, he's Grade-A batty. Keep 'em away
    from drugs... that or fuck 'em and sever all ties
     
  11. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    yeah the only time he seems like he is normal like he used to be when i met him is after he smokes.
     
  12. caL

    caL Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 2,056 Likes Received: 0
    well i started to read this and the start sounded a lot like me.
    except the shit about the girls. i dont stalk em and im also pretty chill.
    well anyways, im pretty random. some times i just scream something out or start doing some shit that makes no sense. maybe i have a mild case of terrets or however its spelled
     
  13. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    yeah i do shit randomly but i do it on purpose cus i think its funny and makes everyone laugh..like earlier some bitch asked me why i dont talk to her and i was like "jellybeans" and everyone was like HAHAHAH WHAT THE FUCK! but i do it on purpose and know what i am doing and everyone laughs..but he does shit not on purpose and makes everyone annoyed.
     
  14. caL

    caL Senior Member

    Joined: Feb 7, 2003 Messages: 2,056 Likes Received: 0
    haha i dont some shit like that yo, this one time some friends and me were at mc donalds and they asked me to tell a joke and i said lettuce, and they started laughing, i do shit like that all the time too, but not to the point of annoying.
     
  15. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    yeah yo..and even better than that is telling stories that make no fucking sense..this shit is best if your drunk..or whatever..but just be like yo listen to this shit..and throw random words and phrases and shit together and make a story..like "yo so last week me and sharleena were at the counting crows ranch down on cookamunga avenue and all the sudden the yoyo melted and i was like what the fuck so thats how i ended up fixing the hole in the ozone layer." ofcourse make longer and better ones and usually people laugh uncontrollably if you have the right combination of fucked up things in there.
     
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