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If graffiti were a sexual act it would be like...

Discussion in 'Third Rail' started by Rodney Trotter, Nov 6, 2001.

  1. Rodney Trotter

    Rodney Trotter 12oz Senior Member

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    If graffiti were a sexual act it would be like...

    Discussion started by Rodney Trotter - Nov 6, 2001

    Sketching outlines - Daydreaming about sex.
    Colouring in your outlines - Masterbation.
    Bombing - Getting hold of a nice girl and getting to suck her titties and feel her pussy.
    Painting a legal Wall - Having sex with a blow up doll.
    Painting a freight - Having sex with an ugly girl.
    Painting a clean train - Having sex with a hot girl.
    Painting a clean train, then catching flix as it runs crowded, through the city during rush hour - Getting deep throat from some superfly honey, whilst you get to eat out her freshly shaven pussy, and she comes in your face.
    Scratch bombing/etch bombing - self mutilation.

    And yes, before anyone says, I am a filthy, perveted, dirty old man.
    :love2:
     
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  2. graffitiSUX

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    graffitiSUX - Replied Nov 6, 2001

    only fools n 'orses
     
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  3. CATS

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    CATS - Replied Nov 6, 2001

    You have enough time on your habds to tell me what talking about it it then right....
     
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  4. *die*

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    i think piecing would be more like doing a reverse flying donkey
     
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  5. You Are a Toy

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    You Are a Toy - Replied Nov 6, 2001

    dood what tha fahk is this shit all about?
    wicked awful.
     
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  6. Boring Bastard

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    Boring Bastard - Replied Nov 7, 2001

    I'm going to go with the clean train comparison!!!
     
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  7. snortglue

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    snortglue - Replied Nov 7, 2001

    What the fuck are you trying to say. Take a 6th grade typing class dude!
     
  8. SoCiEtY HaTeS Me

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    SoCiEtY HaTeS Me - Replied Nov 7, 2001

    sick..indeed verry sick..and funny lol

    i think a fillin would be more like nutting in a girls mouth and having her accidently coughing and laughing and it comes out her nose. lmao...i speak from experince...
     
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    iCEBERG - Replied Nov 7, 2001

    thats disgusting and i hope to god that if you did get head from her again, well, dont
     
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  10. cdz

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    cdz - Replied Nov 7, 2001

    you guys are fuckin sick...but funny.
    -cdz $0.02
     
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    fr8oholic - Replied Nov 7, 2001

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahah...
    blowup doll!!!


    chock me up for the hottie dishing the deepthroat while i'm sampling the kitty...
     
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    WEb=ijP - Replied Nov 7, 2001

    lmao ur something else
     
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    VANDALICIOU$$$ - Replied Jul 10, 2007

    HAHA!! nice man, so then getting busted or having ur shit buffed would be like getting herpes or pregnant:lol:
     
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    Crashdummy - Replied Jul 11, 2007

    Only 6 years late, but whatever.
     
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    Chubbs - Replied Jul 11, 2007

    busted mop = broken condom
     
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