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If graffiti were a sexual act it would be like...

Discussion in 'Third Rail' started by Rodney Trotter, Nov 6, 2001.

  1. Rodney Trotter

    Rodney Trotter Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 23, 2001 Messages: 1,683 Likes Received: 1
    Sketching outlines - Daydreaming about sex.
    Colouring in your outlines - Masterbation.
    Bombing - Getting hold of a nice girl and getting to suck her titties and feel her pussy.
    Painting a legal Wall - Having sex with a blow up doll.
    Painting a freight - Having sex with an ugly girl.
    Painting a clean train - Having sex with a hot girl.
    Painting a clean train, then catching flix as it runs crowded, through the city during rush hour - Getting deep throat from some superfly honey, whilst you get to eat out her freshly shaven pussy, and she comes in your face.
    Scratch bombing/etch bombing - self mutilation.

    And yes, before anyone says, I am a filthy, perveted, dirty old man.
  2. graffitiSUX

    graffitiSUX Senior Member

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 1,659 Likes Received: 0
    only fools n 'orses
  3. CATS

    CATS Senior Member

    Joined: May 30, 2001 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    You have enough time on your habds to tell me what talking about it it then right....
  4. *die*

    *die* Junior Member

    Joined: Nov 5, 2001 Messages: 249 Likes Received: 0
    i think piecing would be more like doing a reverse flying donkey
  5. You Are a Toy

    You Are a Toy Member

    Joined: Mar 13, 2001 Messages: 307 Likes Received: 0
    dood what tha fahk is this shit all about?
    wicked awful.
  6. Boring Bastard

    Boring Bastard Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 1, 2001 Messages: 3,784 Likes Received: 1
    I'm going to go with the clean train comparison!!!
  7. snortglue

    snortglue Guest

    What the fuck are you trying to say. Take a 6th grade typing class dude!
  8. SoCiEtY HaTeS Me

    SoCiEtY HaTeS Me New Jack

    Joined: Aug 19, 2001 Messages: 13 Likes Received: 0
    sick..indeed verry sick..and funny lol

    i think a fillin would be more like nutting in a girls mouth and having her accidently coughing and laughing and it comes out her nose. lmao...i speak from experince...
  9. iCEBERG

    iCEBERG Senior Member

    Joined: Oct 22, 2001 Messages: 2,039 Likes Received: 0
    thats disgusting and i hope to god that if you did get head from her again, well, dont
  10. cdz

    cdz Member

    Joined: Oct 8, 2001 Messages: 562 Likes Received: 0
    you guys are fuckin sick...but funny.
    -cdz $0.02
  11. fr8oholic

    fr8oholic Veteran Member

    Joined: Apr 23, 2000 Messages: 9,256 Likes Received: 2
    haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa hahahahah...
    blowup doll!!!

    chock me up for the hottie dishing the deepthroat while i'm sampling the kitty...
  12. WEb=ijP

    WEb=ijP New Jack

    Joined: Sep 2, 2001 Messages: 22 Likes Received: 0
    lmao ur something else

    VANDALICIOU$$$ Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 4, 2007 Messages: 1,892 Likes Received: 21
    HAHA!! nice man, so then getting busted or having ur shit buffed would be like getting herpes or pregnant:lol:
  14. Crashdummy

    Crashdummy New Jack

    Joined: Apr 8, 2007 Messages: 66 Likes Received: 0
    Only 6 years late, but whatever.
  15. Chubbs

    Chubbs Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 16, 2007 Messages: 6,425 Likes Received: 347
    busted mop = broken condom