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i showed my mum the amount of swaring that is used on this website and she is calling the police tomorrow afternoon after she drives me to revesby pools. i swim in tha heated pool with my mouth open because i know kids piss in there. my mum bort me goggles but they got stolen so now i come home with red eyes from the chlorine and my mum thinks i am taking drugs. i used to put powder in my swimming cap so i could slide it on my head easier but i was alergic to powder and i got rashed all around my big fuckin ears. now i have to put tha cap and rip half me hair out because i got no powder. when i use public toilets i poo in the troff and whe ni sit on the toilets i dont wipe the seat with toilet paper because i like sitting in peoples piss.

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ok, so the city sent someone to fix the hydrant and here's what he did:

 

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"hmmm, what should i do? *idea* traffic cones! awesome, now i can go on my lunch break"

 

 

now, keep in mind we're on permanent water restrictions here due to the drought and that hydrant just spilled about a year's worth of drinking water for the neighborhood down the drain. awesome

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this brings me to another question, why do these five foot nothing women feel that they have to drive these SUVs all over the place now? i swear when i visit the suburbs for a party or what not theres these tiny moms driving suburbans all over the place. to me, if you can afford some 40,000$ SUV and pay the 80$ it takes to fill up the tank every day, then why not by a smaller more fitting car? this just bothers me because ive heard stories of small kids getting run over, and ive personaly seen a dog get run over and watched its brains squirt out of its eyes because the driver couldent see over the dash good enough.

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Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Nov 21 2005, 12:43 PM

mix in the trams and hook-turns, and the comedy will write itself

 

driving in your city is fucking insane. i could never work out what was going on with cars in the middle of intersections facing the wrong way with trains coming through and all sorts of crazy shit.

 

:shook: :shook: :shook:

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Originally posted by skullnbones+Nov 21 2005, 05:11 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (skullnbones - Nov 21 2005, 05:11 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Mr. ABC@Nov 21 2005, 12:43 PM

mix in the trams and hook-turns, and the comedy will write itself

 

driving in your city is fucking insane. i could never work out what was going on with cars in the middle of intersections facing the wrong way with trains coming through and all sorts of crazy shit.

 

:shook: :shook: :shook:

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Don't worry about it. Nobody from the city knows whats going on either. There's a fair sized portion of luck involved.

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