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idiot + car = ............

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Abracadabra, Nov 20, 2005.

  1. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Dec 28, 2001 Messages: 22,906 Likes Received: 113
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    moments ago outside my work
     
  2. shutdown

    shutdown New Jack

    Joined: Sep 14, 2005 Messages: 31 Likes Received: 0
    i showed my mum the amount of swaring that is used on this website and she is calling the police tomorrow afternoon after she drives me to revesby pools. i swim in tha heated pool with my mouth open because i know kids piss in there. my mum bort me goggles but they got stolen so now i come home with red eyes from the chlorine and my mum thinks i am taking drugs. i used to put powder in my swimming cap so i could slide it on my head easier but i was alergic to powder and i got rashed all around my big fuckin ears. now i have to put tha cap and rip half me hair out because i got no powder. when i use public toilets i poo in the troff and whe ni sit on the toilets i dont wipe the seat with toilet paper because i like sitting in peoples piss.
     
  3. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    haha nice one. it looks like a child is the driver
     
  4. Gat Bush

    Gat Bush Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 23, 2003 Messages: 9,817 Likes Received: 129
    i want to run through that water. it looks very refreshing.
     
  5. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    how the bitch managed to run over a hydrant on an empty street in broad daylight is beyond me
     
  6. I.C.Shadow

    I.C.Shadow Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 9, 2004 Messages: 1,190 Likes Received: 1
    CELL PHONE + WOMAN + SUV = OH NOES!
     
  7. deterrent

    deterrent Veteran Member

    Joined: Oct 20, 2004 Messages: 5,181 Likes Received: 43
  8. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    i was gonna point out that she was drivin gon the wrong side of the street but i remembered youre not from the states.


    Carry on.
     
  9. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 1
    theyre still driving on the wrong side of the street...fucking australians...
     
  10. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    ok, so the city sent someone to fix the hydrant and here's what he did:

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    "hmmm, what should i do? *idea* traffic cones! awesome, now i can go on my lunch break"


    now, keep in mind we're on permanent water restrictions here due to the drought and that hydrant just spilled about a year's worth of drinking water for the neighborhood down the drain. awesome
     
  11. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
    i want to drive on the streets over there. on the opposite side and all. i bet my bad asian driving skills would exponentially skyrocket though

    and i like how they just put 2 cones out there and call it a day. awsome
     
  12. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    mix in the trams and hook-turns, and the comedy will write itself
     
  13. beardofzeus

    beardofzeus Member

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    i bet it had something to with the little demon in the front seat.
     
  14. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    ok, so it's nearly 3 hours later and they still haven't turned off the water. i'm glad i won't be here for summer. it's going to suck not having water to drink
     
  15. Gunm

    Gunm Banned

    Joined: Aug 31, 2003 Messages: 12,427 Likes Received: 1
    way better than the copyright cobra thread
     
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