Abracadabra Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 moments ago outside my work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shutdown Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 i showed my mum the amount of swaring that is used on this website and she is calling the police tomorrow afternoon after she drives me to revesby pools. i swim in tha heated pool with my mouth open because i know kids piss in there. my mum bort me goggles but they got stolen so now i come home with red eyes from the chlorine and my mum thinks i am taking drugs. i used to put powder in my swimming cap so i could slide it on my head easier but i was alergic to powder and i got rashed all around my big fuckin ears. now i have to put tha cap and rip half me hair out because i got no powder. when i use public toilets i poo in the troff and whe ni sit on the toilets i dont wipe the seat with toilet paper because i like sitting in peoples piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 haha nice one. it looks like a child is the driver Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gat Bush Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 i want to run through that water. it looks very refreshing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 21, 2005 Author Share Posted November 21, 2005 how the bitch managed to run over a hydrant on an empty street in broad daylight is beyond me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
I.C.Shadow Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 CELL PHONE + WOMAN + SUV = OH NOES! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deterrent Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 U=fuckface Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 i was gonna point out that she was drivin gon the wrong side of the street but i remembered youre not from the states. Carry on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 theyre still driving on the wrong side of the street...fucking australians... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 21, 2005 Author Share Posted November 21, 2005 ok, so the city sent someone to fix the hydrant and here's what he did: "hmmm, what should i do? *idea* traffic cones! awesome, now i can go on my lunch break" now, keep in mind we're on permanent water restrictions here due to the drought and that hydrant just spilled about a year's worth of drinking water for the neighborhood down the drain. awesome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 i want to drive on the streets over there. on the opposite side and all. i bet my bad asian driving skills would exponentially skyrocket though and i like how they just put 2 cones out there and call it a day. awsome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 21, 2005 Author Share Posted November 21, 2005 Originally posted by sarcasm@Nov 21 2005, 02:36 PM i want to drive on the streets over there. on the opposite side and all. i bet my bad asian driving skills would exponentially skyrocket though Quoted post mix in the trams and hook-turns, and the comedy will write itself Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardofzeus Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 i bet it had something to with the little demon in the front seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 21, 2005 Author Share Posted November 21, 2005 ok, so it's nearly 3 hours later and they still haven't turned off the water. i'm glad i won't be here for summer. it's going to suck not having water to drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunm Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 way better than the copyright cobra thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 thats so sad! and i dont think its very hard for them to turn the water off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Quickwood Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 if you think about it, cones can be used to fix any traffic problem. toss some cownes on it moite, let's drink some ayel at the poob Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GEEB Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 this brings me to another question, why do these five foot nothing women feel that they have to drive these SUVs all over the place now? i swear when i visit the suburbs for a party or what not theres these tiny moms driving suburbans all over the place. to me, if you can afford some 40,000$ SUV and pay the 80$ it takes to fill up the tank every day, then why not by a smaller more fitting car? this just bothers me because ive heard stories of small kids getting run over, and ive personaly seen a dog get run over and watched its brains squirt out of its eyes because the driver couldent see over the dash good enough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Originally posted by Mr. ABC@Nov 21 2005, 12:43 PM mix in the trams and hook-turns, and the comedy will write itself Quoted post driving in your city is fucking insane. i could never work out what was going on with cars in the middle of intersections facing the wrong way with trains coming through and all sorts of crazy shit. :shook: :shook: :shook: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest imported_Tesseract Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Threads with pictures are always better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shutdown Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 Originally posted by ARCEL@Nov 21 2005, 02:59 PM toss some cownes on it moite, let's drink some ayel at the poob Quoted post You fuckin' retard! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CACashRefund Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by ARCEL@Nov 20 2005, 08:59 PM if you think about it, cones can be used to fix any traffic problem. Quoted post Thats generally the standard thing to do when we fuck up at work, either that or when we leave mounds of shit around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hoblow Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by skullnbones+Nov 21 2005, 05:11 PM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE (skullnbones - Nov 21 2005, 05:11 PM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-Mr. ABC@Nov 21 2005, 12:43 PM mix in the trams and hook-turns, and the comedy will write itself Quoted post driving in your city is fucking insane. i could never work out what was going on with cars in the middle of intersections facing the wrong way with trains coming through and all sorts of crazy shit. :shook: :shook: :shook: Quoted post [/b] Don't worry about it. Nobody from the city knows whats going on either. There's a fair sized portion of luck involved. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhiteOx Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Where are the little black kids playing in the water??? I though you were Ghetto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 they're playing near the rabbit proof fence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bunyip Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 22, 2005 Author Share Posted November 22, 2005 Originally posted by WhiteOx@Nov 22 2005, 05:29 PM Where are the little black kids playing in the water??? I though you were Ghetto Quoted post my office is in an affluent area of melbourne Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dumy Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 so aborigines are considered black in Oz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abracadabra Posted November 23, 2005 Author Share Posted November 23, 2005 yes. they're blacker than you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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