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idiot + car = ............

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Abracadabra, Nov 20, 2005.

  1. Abracadabra

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    idiot + car = ............

    Discussion started by Abracadabra - Nov 20, 2005

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    moments ago outside my work
     
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  2. shutdown

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    i showed my mum the amount of swaring that is used on this website and she is calling the police tomorrow afternoon after she drives me to revesby pools. i swim in tha heated pool with my mouth open because i know kids piss in there. my mum bort me goggles but they got stolen so now i come home with red eyes from the chlorine and my mum thinks i am taking drugs. i used to put powder in my swimming cap so i could slide it on my head easier but i was alergic to powder and i got rashed all around my big fuckin ears. now i have to put tha cap and rip half me hair out because i got no powder. when i use public toilets i poo in the troff and whe ni sit on the toilets i dont wipe the seat with toilet paper because i like sitting in peoples piss.
     
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  3. Dick Quickwood

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    Dick Quickwood - Replied Nov 20, 2005

    haha nice one. it looks like a child is the driver
     
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    Gat Bush - Replied Nov 20, 2005

    i want to run through that water. it looks very refreshing.
     
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  5. Abracadabra

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    Abracadabra - Replied Nov 20, 2005

    how the bitch managed to run over a hydrant on an empty street in broad daylight is beyond me
     
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    I.C.Shadow - Replied Nov 20, 2005

    CELL PHONE + WOMAN + SUV = OH NOES!
     
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    U=fuckface
     
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    CACashRefund - Replied Nov 20, 2005

    i was gonna point out that she was drivin gon the wrong side of the street but i remembered youre not from the states.


    Carry on.
     
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    rental - Replied Nov 20, 2005

    theyre still driving on the wrong side of the street...fucking australians...
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Nov 20, 2005

    ok, so the city sent someone to fix the hydrant and here's what he did:

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    "hmmm, what should i do? *idea* traffic cones! awesome, now i can go on my lunch break"


    now, keep in mind we're on permanent water restrictions here due to the drought and that hydrant just spilled about a year's worth of drinking water for the neighborhood down the drain. awesome
     
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    sarcasm - Replied Nov 20, 2005

    i want to drive on the streets over there. on the opposite side and all. i bet my bad asian driving skills would exponentially skyrocket though

    and i like how they just put 2 cones out there and call it a day. awsome
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Nov 20, 2005

    mix in the trams and hook-turns, and the comedy will write itself
     
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    beardofzeus - Replied Nov 20, 2005

    i bet it had something to with the little demon in the front seat.
     
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    Abracadabra - Replied Nov 20, 2005

    ok, so it's nearly 3 hours later and they still haven't turned off the water. i'm glad i won't be here for summer. it's going to suck not having water to drink
     
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    Gunm - Replied Nov 20, 2005

    way better than the copyright cobra thread
     
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