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how to get back at your roommates.. especially ones u hate.

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by cover ., Nov 5, 2001.

  1. cover .

    cover . Guest

    how to get back at your roommates.. especially ones u hate.

    Discussion started by cover . - Nov 5, 2001

    i have some annoying ass roomies.. ignorant ones i might add..

    can any one give me any suggestions to how i may get them back or do something evil to them?

    any stories?

    advice?

    thanks.
     
  2. T.T Boy

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    T.T Boy - Replied Nov 5, 2001

    jack off in the shampoo bottle and piss in the conditioner.... always a fave at parties.
     
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  3. Harpo Marx

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    Harpo Marx - Replied Nov 5, 2001

    tape them to the walls. make them watch "this island earth" 20 times in a row, all while holding plates next to their ears and scraping forks along their surfaces. next: remove the tape from their wrists and give them all terrible splinters, as you hold their beds hostage (but put jello on them anyway) threaten to leave for a few hours and just leave a cassette of themselves beatboxing and acting cool the previous week when they were happy.
    I AM THE MASTER OF TORTURE
     
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    Harpo Marx - Replied Nov 5, 2001

    NAIR IN THE SHAMPOO!
     
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  5. cover .

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    cover . - Replied Nov 5, 2001

    nair...

    i forgot about that!

    i like that idea a lot.
     
  6. bumdigger

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    bumdigger - Replied Nov 5, 2001

    hide small amounts of food that spoils like cheese or meat something like that but hide it in really odd places in their rooms in about a week or so they'll be going nuts trying to find out what the fuck smells in their room
     
  7. Pistol

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    Throw some baloney/bologna under their mattress or in their pillow.
     
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    Each day take one item of theirs and throw it away. By the end of the year, they'll have nothing left.
     
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  9. CATS

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    CATS - Replied Nov 5, 2001

    Listen Carefully....

    Here are a few things I would do.
    1. Liquid detergent in their toilet (the back part)
    2. Write your name on everything you own, I mean everything.
    3. Take all the toilet paper and hide it.
    4. Serve Ex-lax on glazed dougnuts(note:exlax to be ground)
    5. Re-arrange their rooms so everything that can be backwards or upside down is.
    6. Get them out of the house, Buy the gayest posters you can, you know hunks on the beach, cock and balls, and put them up in their rooms, distribute gay-porn throughout the rooms, Invite a lot of friends over before they get home
    7. Tell them their girlfriend was a lousy lay and they can do better.
    8. Get yourself sick, I mean tequilla and tuna fish sandwiches with extra mayo. Now that you need to throw up their bedrooms the place to do it at.
    9. Wake up really early on a night they all drank, I mean an hour or two after they passed out and fry bologna and vegetables, anything to smell up the house, burn some eggs if you want
    10. FIll their drawers with confetti
    11. If any of them drive, buy a valve core remover and remove the air from all their tires.
    12. shaving cream bombs
    13. place thin wire in their deodorant, this will cut them and irritate them.
     
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  10. THE LAW

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    THE LAW - Replied Nov 5, 2001

    three words

    CHICKEN
    MILK
    BOMB

    if you don't know, you betta axe somebody.
     
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    Note to self-
    Don't ever be an 'annoying ass' or 'ignorant' roommate.
     
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    if they drive.... fresh fish in their vents.
    when they passed out do some eyebrow shaving
    play hide a dook in their room
    sign them up for a bunch of crap they dont need. cd clubs, gay porn, publishers clearing house, etc.....
    send the orkin man and plumbers over when youre not home. order taxis on the hour evry hour.
    stay at a friends house every so often and phone in the middle of the night every 10 minutes and then hang up.
    steal all their grooming stuff.
    mix their gel with super glue.
    blowdryer full of baby powder..
    spray their clothes with that fart spray stuff.
    i dunno...
     
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    suburbian bum - Replied Nov 5, 2001

    pour a box of rice crispys into their air vents so when they turn the ac on the car fills with rice crispys.
     
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  14. fr8lover

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    fr8lover - Replied Nov 6, 2001

    upper deck em...

    poop in the toilet tank and let it simmer for awhile...
     
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    maskoner - Replied Nov 6, 2001

    mess around on their bed...

    haha, i hope you read this fucker...
     
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