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How long have I not known about this??

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Telo, Sep 2, 2004.

  1. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,164 Likes Received: 37
    So I decided this afternoon that i was extremely hungry. I had about 7 bucks in my pocket and i think to myself.. "self, you need some f'n sesame chicken from the f'n chinese take out"..

    so i drag myself to chinese restaurant and place my order... i then hear....


    So i say to myself that after i eat all this salty ass chinese food imma need a cold drink to wash it down.. I roll over next door to the grocery store to kill a bit of time. I grab an exotic berry juice.. I then look up to the very top of the cooler and the entire shelf was lined with these.......



    I proceeded to buy 2... 1 to drink, and 1 to put on the shelf for a conversation piece..

    when did these come out and what the hell is this guy thinking.. This water tastes no better than the chlorine shit coming out of my faucet..

    And isnt this guy bankrupt???


    EDIT** "FILE" for bankruptcy i mean...

    For like the 150th time..

    TURBOCAPSLOK Elite Member

    Joined: Dec 4, 2003 Messages: 2,550 Likes Received: 1
  3. S@T@N

    [email protected]@N Senior Member

    Joined: Sep 15, 2002 Messages: 1,998 Likes Received: 0
    Ever take chemistry class and distill water? It's hilarious that people pay
    ridiculous amounts of money for bottled water when I can make the
    purest water in existance with a flame and a glass bottle.
  4. <KEY3>

    <KEY3> Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 24, 2004 Messages: 6,878 Likes Received: 2
    Bankrupcy protection is just another trick of the trade.

    Most big nightclubs in my city have their own 'brand' of water too.
  5. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,164 Likes Received: 37
    Damn.. I want to get my own bottled water...

    I'd have my name and a picture of my grill on that beotch.
  6. sarcasm

    sarcasm Elite Member

    Joined: Oct 30, 2003 Messages: 3,352 Likes Received: 35
    only 1 of his casinos went bankrupt. the dude
    has like a billion left that are doing well....

    and oh, those water bottles, they're fucking sick with it
  7. crave

    crave Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2002 Messages: 6,728 Likes Received: 10
    gotta have a hustle. .

    or 50 or 60.
  8. Fondles

    Fondles Veteran Member

    Joined: Mar 31, 2001 Messages: 7,866 Likes Received: 28
    that flame shit behind him is off the chain fo reaaaal
  9. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  10. snowkid

    snowkid Member

    Joined: Feb 18, 2004 Messages: 398 Likes Received: 0
    i hope he starts a sam adams-esque beer company...
  11. JUDONO?

    JUDONO? Senior Member

    Joined: Jan 5, 2002 Messages: 1,935 Likes Received: 0
    ^^^ I dont!!

    that fool needs to wake up and shave his head.
  12. CRAMPS

    CRAMPS Senior Member

    Joined: Jun 6, 2003 Messages: 1,600 Likes Received: 0
    those were from his tv show...the aprentis or whatever..

    one of the assighnments was to sell companies this shitty watter..

    whitch ever group sold the most...won..

    the mE-maW was watching it alot.
  13. fatbastard

    fatbastard Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 30, 2002 Messages: 2,880 Likes Received: 11
    i sometimes buy bottled water, to be honest i dont care if its distilled or not, as long as the water tastes ok and is cold i'm happy.

    your paying for convenience, temprature and durability(carrying the bottle around) not really for cleanliness.

    THE CORONER Banned

    Joined: Jun 2, 2004 Messages: 2,171 Likes Received: 0
    that would actually scare the shit outta me
  15. T.T Boy

    T.T Boy Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: May 18, 2001 Messages: 21,803 Likes Received: 41
    anyone can make their own water. car dealerships, vacuum salesmen, etc etc. just phone a local water distribution plant.