Telo Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 So I decided this afternoon that i was extremely hungry. I had about 7 bucks in my pocket and i think to myself.. "self, you need some f'n sesame chicken from the f'n chinese take out".. so i drag myself to chinese restaurant and place my order... i then hear.... "FIFTEEN MINUTES!!! NO LONGER!!!".. So i say to myself that after i eat all this salty ass chinese food imma need a cold drink to wash it down.. I roll over next door to the grocery store to kill a bit of time. I grab an exotic berry juice.. I then look up to the very top of the cooler and the entire shelf was lined with these....... http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/DeLaDealer/GodOfSun/trumpwater1.jpg'> http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v180/DeLaDealer/GodOfSun/trumpwater2.jpg'> I proceeded to buy 2... 1 to drink, and 1 to put on the shelf for a conversation piece.. when did these come out and what the hell is this guy thinking.. This water tastes no better than the chlorine shit coming out of my faucet.. And isnt this guy bankrupt??? .......... EDIT** "FILE" for bankruptcy i mean... For like the 150th time.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TURBOCAPSLOK Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 I WOULD HATE TO HAVE THAT DUDES FACE STARING AT ME WHILE I DRANK A BOTTLE OF THE OLD H2. GROSS:zombie: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
S@T@N Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Ever take chemistry class and distill water? It's hilarious that people pay ridiculous amounts of money for bottled water when I can make the purest water in existance with a flame and a glass bottle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Bankrupcy protection is just another trick of the trade. Most big nightclubs in my city have their own 'brand' of water too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Telo Posted September 3, 2004 Author Share Posted September 3, 2004 Damn.. I want to get my own bottled water... I'd have my name and a picture of my grill on that beotch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sarcasm Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 only 1 of his casinos went bankrupt. the dude has like a billion left that are doing well.... and oh, those water bottles, they're fucking sick with it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 gotta have a hustle. . or 50 or 60. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fondles Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 that flame shit behind him is off the chain fo reaaaal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/16/Troxler/r259.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowkid Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 i hope he starts a sam adams-esque beer company... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUDONO? Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 ^^^ I dont!! that fool needs to wake up and shave his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CRAMPS Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 those were from his tv show...the aprentis or whatever.. one of the assighnments was to sell companies this shitty watter.. whitch ever group sold the most...won.. the mE-maW was watching it alot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fatbastard Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Originally posted by S@T@N Ever take chemistry class and distill water? It's hilarious that people pay ridiculous amounts of money for bottled water when I can make the purest water in existance with a flame and a glass bottle. i sometimes buy bottled water, to be honest i dont care if its distilled or not, as long as the water tastes ok and is cold i'm happy. your paying for convenience, temprature and durability(carrying the bottle around) not really for cleanliness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
THE CORONER Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 that would actually scare the shit outta me "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 anyone can make their own water. car dealerships, vacuum salesmen, etc etc. just phone a local water distribution plant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EyeforAnEYE Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 http://images.forbes.com/media/halloween/trump.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest !!! SUB DUDE Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Originally posted by snowkid i hope he starts a sam adams-esque beer company... he claims to have never had a single drink or a single cigarette in his entire life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iloveboxcars Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Originally posted by !!! SUB DUDE he claims to have never had a single drink or a single cigarette in his entire life. that has got to be bullshit. who hasn't had a drink? even straight edge kids become raging alcoholics as soon as they can buy it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest !!! SUB DUDE Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 Originally posted by iloveboxcars that has got to be bullshit. who hasn't had a drink? even straight edge kids become raging alcoholics as soon as they can buy it. i saw him say this in his barbara walters interview a few months ago. she didn't buy it either, but he swears it's true. now i'm not saying i believe him.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0RB1T0N3R Posted September 3, 2004 Share Posted September 3, 2004 i think hes the second richest mad in the world. he owns most of new york, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AORAone Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 i think that was a pretty dumbass statement orb. of course not. anyways, go get another bottle and send it too me. thats the funniest shit ive seen in alooong time. besides when that lady chased her cat into the street today as we were driving by. *THUMP* that was funny too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ment2 Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 Originally posted by S@T@N Ever take chemistry class and distill water? It's hilarious that people pay ridiculous amounts of money for bottled water when I can make the purest water in existance with a flame and a glass bottle. i thought it tasted like crap though? of course donald trumps water tastes like tap water... it is. how do you think he got so rich? sell you cheap shit for expensive prices. i totally dont know what im talking about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
High Priest Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 Originally posted by JUDONO? ^^^ I dont!! that fool needs to wake up and shave his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr. Peanut Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 the word "trump" isn't very appetizing. i wouldn't want to eat or drink anything with that word on it. i like how it's called trump ice and the background is flames. not to mention the microsoft power point graphics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kr430n5_666 Posted September 4, 2004 Share Posted September 4, 2004 http://www.kak.ru/images/archive/16/watch/COR_103.jpg'> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rental Posted September 5, 2004 Share Posted September 5, 2004 Originally posted by ..fuD.. i thought it tasted like crap though? wtf? distilled water is distilled water. aka, pure water. they dont filter bad stuff out of it so some might be left in, they draw the water out with heat. it should just taste like water and nothing else. thats all. just water. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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