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FUCKING PROFESSORS DICKS

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by GucciCondom, Dec 22, 2004.

  1. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    So what kind of experience do you have dealing with professors/teachers that try to dick you over?

    Let me explain my situation.

    I'm in my first semester of obtaining a web design degree. The school I goto is fairly small, and one of the selling points of getting you to go there is how the faculty will do everything to help you and everything is on a personal level.

    In three of my classes I have A's and B's. My teachers check up on us, ask us how we are doing, send us emails every week so we know whats going on, and generally makw you feel like you mean something in the class.

    Then theres my fucking math course. It is taught by this fucking stupid ass woman named Linda. She has to be 40-50 years old. Her face is all wrinkly and shit. She wears tight clothes and brands like Bebe. She actually showed up rocking Uggs one day. She is one of those blonde airhead type bitches.
    The class is supposed to be 2 hours long, but we get out after a half hour every day. We don't do anything in class except listen to her speak.She tells us to do some bullshit for homework but doesn't check it.

    Half the time she is doing math on the board, she puts the wrong fucking numbers or does the equation wrong! People from the class actually correct her. She is the most stupid mother fucking teacher I have ever had in my life. Sometimes she doesn't even show up to class and everyone puts their name on a piece of paper and dips. The whole class makes fun of her when she leaves because shes such a dumb cunt.

    Now my problem: Finals were this week right. This is fucking EXAM WEEK. The last time I was there she said 'The test will be Tuesday, but you can reschedule for Thursday if you can't make it." So I figured it was the final exam so it was going to be on Tuesday of the fucking FINAL EXAM WEEK. Turns out since I missed the last class, the class 'opted to take it on the last day of regular class instead of exam week.'" Now, this would of been fine and dandy if she had fucking emailed me and let me know. So I finally took the test at the student resource center and emailed her to let her know I took it. I then asked her if I should email her the essay that was due on the day of the final.

    She hits me back with all kinds of bullshit like I should of been in class more and I would of known about it. So I hit her back and told her that all my other teachers keep us updated weekly with what is expected, regardless if everyone was there or not.

    So she then emails me back with this fuckin lengthy email saying that she's not supposed to babysit me, that I was absent 10 times and late all the other times I was in class, and that I didn't ever do a presentation. And she says I got a 23% on my final.

    THIS SHIT FUCKING PISSED ME OFF RIGHT HERE. THIS MAKES ME WANT TO FUCKING STAB HER OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER.

    For one, I was late all the time? No fucking way. I have no transportation and I am at school all day. Her class is right after another one I have and I always go directly to her class, arriving before SHE does.

    I didn't do a presentation? This is completely fucking false. I DID do a presentation, and I was one of 3 people out of the whole class that actually showed up that day to do it. Everyone else she let go until the next class.

    And I got a 23% on my final? First of all, since I took it when she wasn;t there I used a fucking calculator for it. It was all multiple choice and I am SURE that I got them right, except for maybe 2 or 3, but that would not give me a 23%.

    This lady is a fucking retarded cunt who thinks she is 20 years old still dressing like a little slut. I can't believe she had the audacity to tell me that I was late and all that shit when I know I was not. I don't think this lady even knows who the fuck I am. She never even knew me by name.

    So I plan on going to the Dean and starting some shit over this because this lady does not deserve to be a fucking teacher. What do you think I should say, just explain everything I did here?
     
  2. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    Oh things I forgot to mention:
    I was absent because I have IBS and I am not going to goto school when I repeatedly have liquid shit running out of my asshole. Its not like I skipped school to fucking sit on the beach and sip margaritas.

    Also, she said in a real cock way how I failed the class and 'your final grade will come in the mail.'

    I know that it would be smart to not start shit with a teacher, and most times I wouldn't, but this bitch is an exception. Just typing this out makes my fucking blood boil. I am shaking and lightheaded because I am so fucking mad.
     
  3. mr.yuck

    mr.yuck Veteran Member

    Joined: May 12, 2000 Messages: 6,952 Likes Received: 6
    Yeah. Bring up some of the valid issues you did here such as people in the class are constantly correcting her mistakes and tell them that you feel that this teacher did not make the time to work with you individually which was a main reason for your decision on attending this school in the first place. It might even help if some one else from the class were to come in at a seperate time and bring up the same issues that you do.

     
  4. fermentor666

    fermentor666 Veteran Member

    Joined: Sep 27, 2003 Messages: 8,152 Likes Received: 15
    Go to the dean or whoever you think can help, but don't come off angry at the teacher. Just be calm and explain the situation and ask what they can do to help. If you go in saying she's a slutty cunt-rag they will most likely side with her.
     
  5. vyper-

    vyper- New Jack

    Joined: Oct 25, 2002 Messages: 83 Likes Received: 0
    yeah i had a teacher that didnt like me so he didnt mark a very important assignment that i had handed up early and i failed the course for the entire semester. what a fucking douche bag, he would ring up my mum and try to hit on her and she would tell him to fuck off.

    everyone just gave him hell until he quit tho, that was fun, then he became a teacher again after my final year hah. but for real what a bitch, how the fuck do some people even become teachers?
     
  6. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    Haha yeah I'm not going to go in and talk shit about her like that.

    I am just going to try and prepare some sort of mental speech that will make her look completely like shit and let them know that its really not my fault that I did so bad. If I don't care about school then how come all my other grades are so good, and I'm cool as fuck with the teachers and they all like me? Its obviously just this one teacher.
     
  7. kaesthebluntedwonder

    kaesthebluntedwonder Elite Member

    Joined: May 16, 2000 Messages: 3,066 Likes Received: 0
    All the complaints you had beforehand about the teacher should have been raised to the president of your college. At my school the president would send out emails to let people know what was happening in all types of things with there. I had teachers just like that, whose classes were just a total waste of time, but I never complained to the president of the dean of the music dept. I would say, if this teacher is really incompetent, try bringing up some issues to someone who has a lot of power there, and bring some friends too that share the same concern.

    I replied to one of the president's 'all is well' emails complaining about how the heat in my on-campus apartment wasn't on all week, and how I would wake up in the middle of the night in pain, shivering because it was so freezing cold. He wrote back like, 'woopsie' and a day or two later some maintenance cats came through and fixed the problem.
     
  8. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    Yeah I'm going to see this one guy I forget his status its like president dean or some bullshit. He's one of the head honcho's though.
     
  9. vyper-

    vyper- New Jack

    Joined: Oct 25, 2002 Messages: 83 Likes Received: 0
    organize a sit down with the dean and try and have her offed like on the sopranos
     
  10. Nekro

    Nekro Elite Member

    Joined: Feb 19, 2003 Messages: 2,568 Likes Received: 1
    The only thing to do here is to sleep with your cuntrag teacher.

    Or complain to the dean. It's your call.
     
  11. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    Well I definitely wouldn't smash that, so the dean it is.
     
  12. Telo

    Telo Elite Member

    Joined: Jun 3, 2003 Messages: 4,162 Likes Received: 37
    Irritable Bowel Syndrome?

    Oh thats shitty......


    Literally....
     
  13. GucciCondom

    GucciCondom Veteran Member

    Joined: Jul 29, 2003 Messages: 5,558 Likes Received: 168
    Yeah, it's going away though. I can eat mostly regular food now. Just not wings n stuff.
     
  14. Dick Quickwood

    Dick Quickwood 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Aug 25, 2002 Messages: 14,783 Likes Received: 14
    blame someone else for fucking up
     
  15. duh-rye-won

    duh-rye-won Member

    Joined: Aug 8, 2001 Messages: 580 Likes Received: 2
    she has you mixed up with someone else.
     
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