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Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by Milton, Aug 12, 2004.

  1. Milton

    Milton Senior Member

    Joined: May 21, 2003 Messages: 2,253 Likes Received: 0
    Fuck, this bullshit of waiting to hear from people. Fuck you you assholes, you know I'm fucking waiting to hear and you cocksuckers can't get your shit together enough to let me know whats going on.

    Fuck my dumb ass friends. Every last one of you cunts that says "awww man I'm tired, lets go out tomorrow night." "Awww man, my girlfriend is only 19 she can't get in the club" "Awww man, I don't feel like drinking..." You fucking assholes. I swear to you I'm counting the days till I get the fuck out of here. The longer I stay the more I start to think stuff like if I were to never see a single one of these fuck ups again in my life it would be too soon. What a great vibe to leave your best friends since 10th grade with. You fucking assholes. You work one day a week and you're tired? Boo-hoo, quit complaining about not getting laid when you don't leave your house except once a week to go to the store you shithead.

    Fuck virgins, every last one of you. And not in a literal way either. 2 weeks I've met 2 virgins and not gotten so much as a kiss after both of them letting me know how "'bout it." You fucking cockteases, you won't give me a blowjob, but you're grinding on my dick like you're trying out for the next Nelly video. Come on bitch, be for real. And by the way, the only reason I was gonna sleep fool around with you in the first place is because there was nobody else around, and secondly your man was there, so what the fuck is the deal you stupid fucking whore. Fuck you! Virgins - 2: Milton - 0. Fuck you!

    Fuck this asshole at Jiffy Lube that says shit like "whoever the dumbass was that put oil in this car put 10-30 and it needs 15-40." Keep talking like that an I'm gonna have your job shithead.

    Fuck the dude that calls me up on bullshit upset and acting rude talking about "he didn't say go there he said MEET there." You fucking piece of shit, we have to wait up for your broke, never having cover, always have to have somebody else pay for your drinks, trying only to go to free clubs ass EVERY single time we go out with you. You're a fucking grown up, and you act like a child and you have the nerve to say to me "I'm trying to figure out what's going on right now, okay?" To me on the phone, if you ever raise your fucking voice to me again I will beat you within an inch of your life you fucking fairie. You fucking Mcdonalds working at 23, dating a 17 year old that looks like a fucking wildebeast, cunt. I will fucking beat you to death you asshole.

    Thank you for caring.
  2. IHeartFr8s

    IHeartFr8s Senior Member

    Joined: Apr 24, 2004 Messages: 1,219 Likes Received: 0
    :lol: you need help.
  3. DETO

    DETO Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Apr 25, 2002 Messages: 11,348 Likes Received: 155
    werd milton, i too am having a shitty day...
  4. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,506 Likes Received: 450
    Dude, Milton, this thread is fucking dope.

    I am completely serious.
  5. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

    Joined: Sep 29, 2003 Messages: 4,199 Likes Received: 3
    stop thinking with your dick and you'd be happier in life.
  6. »§ÜGÅR«

    »§ÜGÅR« Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 16, 2003 Messages: 1,519 Likes Received: 0
    i know look up to milton. He has a good view on life, just like i do.
  7. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 2
  8. skullnbones

    skullnbones Elite Member

    Joined: Mar 20, 2004 Messages: 3,759 Likes Received: 53
    milton : mad cunt status
  9. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,506 Likes Received: 450
    What the fuck, you two are morons. Like.. one third of his fucking post was about sex. And even then, what he said has a valid point, if you don't want to fuck don't rub your pussy all over me and fucking gyrate like a fucking beast.
  10. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,506 Likes Received: 450
    ^^that was directed towards rental and eye.
  11. iloveboxcars

    iloveboxcars 12oz Royalty

    Joined: Jul 29, 2002 Messages: 20,506 Likes Received: 450
    come back in here and get pissed and argue with me. you fucking douche bags.
  12. Pfffffffffft

    Pfffffffffft Moderator Crew

    Joined: Feb 16, 2004 Messages: 15,347 Likes Received: 683
    wow, i DO feel some of your pain...i guess that happens everywhere not just here...

    i mean damn, they talk about pussy and never geting laid and shit but its like when we finally DO ACUALLY go out to a party or bar they just stand there against the wall and look at everyone or laugh and talk about "color combos" and "dope writers"...geeeeezus...cant you do that at home or on the phone?? i mean heres your chance to talk to some chics and maybe get laid.

    dont talk shit about getting laid if when the oppertunity is backslapping you in the grill you arnt taking advantage of it....

    milton, youre not alone

  13. firsttake

    firsttake Member

    Joined: Feb 10, 2003 Messages: 411 Likes Received: 0
    it seems like one or two of these type of threads pop up monthly.
    i still love them though.

    just be thankful you are getting the fuck out of there
    theres plenty of us who have to wallow in it for awhile longer
  14. rental

    rental Dirty Dozen Crew

    Joined: Jul 1, 2001 Messages: 7,641 Likes Received: 2
    even though only part of his post was about girls, he spends way too much time thinking about girls. but thats just my opinion. i can have one, right? im unsure about that since im female and all.
  15. crave

    crave Veteran Member

    Joined: Jan 20, 2002 Messages: 6,728 Likes Received: 10
    milton making me laugh, again.

    life can't suck that bad, can it?