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for all you fans out there

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by dobsilla, Feb 28, 2006.

  1. dobsilla

    dobsilla Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 15, 2004 Messages: 2,015 Likes Received: 20
    a game inspired by chuck himself.

    http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/298369


    -chuck norris clogs the toilet when he pisses

    -the fastest way to a mans heart is with chuck norris' fist

    -chuck norris can unscramble an egg

    -for his last wish he said "genie, i wish you to be free" after which he proceeded to snap his neck, to show the world that being enslaved to chuck norris is better than any freedom.

    -they once made chuck norris toilet paper but it wouldnt take shit from anybody
     
  2. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
  3. dobsilla

    dobsilla Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 15, 2004 Messages: 2,015 Likes Received: 20
    weak, game said it came out today.
     
  4. cloner

    cloner Senior Member

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    there was an article in my newspaper about how the chuck norris fact thing is old now.
     
  5. po it up

    po it up Member

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    my stomach does not agree with the 2 taco bell tostadas i've eaten today.
     
  6. ^ . ^

    ^ . ^ Dirty Dozen Crew

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    no matter how old this may be, i still think it's funny as hell..
     
  7. dobsilla

    dobsilla Senior Member

    Joined: Jul 15, 2004 Messages: 2,015 Likes Received: 20
    i ate one of those crunchwrap supreme things. they fucking suck.
     
  8. im not witty

    im not witty Guest

    chuck norris aint got shit on bill brasky
     
  9. CACashRefund

    CACashRefund 12oz Loyalist

    Joined: Oct 8, 2004 Messages: 14,171 Likes Received: 272
    thats cause you dont matter

























































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    ^ . ^ Dirty Dozen Crew

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  11. Flavicon

    Flavicon Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 18, 2005 Messages: 2,367 Likes Received: 18
    Today is Chuck Norris's Birthday


    Happy Birthday Chuck


    Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
     
  12. Flavicon

    Flavicon Senior Member

    Joined: Aug 18, 2005 Messages: 2,367 Likes Received: 18
    Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.


    Chuck Norris can speak braille.
     
  13. saraday

    saraday Senior Member

    Joined: Nov 29, 2004 Messages: 2,054 Likes Received: 1
    chuck norris doesn't teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them
     
  14. Kr430n5_666

    Kr430n5_666 Banned

    Joined: Oct 6, 2004 Messages: 19,229 Likes Received: 30
  15. the shitz

    the shitz New Jack

    Joined: Apr 2, 2002 Messages: 64 Likes Received: 0
    Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs
     
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