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dobsilla

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a game inspired by chuck himself.

 

http://newgrounds.com/portal/view/298369

 

 

-chuck norris clogs the toilet when he pisses

 

-the fastest way to a mans heart is with chuck norris' fist

 

-chuck norris can unscramble an egg

 

-for his last wish he said "genie, i wish you to be free" after which he proceeded to snap his neck, to show the world that being enslaved to chuck norris is better than any freedom.

 

-they once made chuck norris toilet paper but it wouldnt take shit from anybody

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Guest im not witty

chuck norris aint got shit on bill brasky

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Originally posted by ^ . ^@Feb 28 2006, 03:56 PM

no matter how old this may be, i still think it's funny as hell..

 

thats cause you dont matter

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Today is Chuck Norris's Birthday

 

 

Happy Birthday Chuck

 

 

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands.

 

 

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

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Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs

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right now he only has one speed and that's stroll...chuck norris isn't doin' shit right about now. who knows what the fuck he's doing...he should still be president cause he's chuck norris..kung fu master

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Actually he was supposed to be interviewed on the local college radio station here.

He cancelled.

 

Nobody complained because they knew death would await them.

-fuse.

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