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Britney Spears Was My Sex-maid Bride

Discussion in 'Channel Zero' started by 2 blaazed, Jul 14, 2004.

  1. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

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  2. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

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    We were both hot so I led her into the bathroom. There was a huge shower head that sent water down on to us as though it was rain. We stripped off competely and got into the shower and Britney performed oral sex on me as the water ran down over both of us.

    "Afterwards I led her back into the bedroom. At first she was on top of me and then I was on top. We did it every way you could. But it wasn't cheap. I really cared about her and it felt right.

    "At times she was noisy. She didn't call me any names, she just moaned. We didn't use any precautions either."

    After sex they fell asleep in each other's arms.
     
  3. Abracadabra

    Abracadabra Dirty Dozen Crew

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    i'd hit it in the face as i was hittin it in the spadge.

    "hit me baby one more time"

    *pow*
     
  4. 2 blaazed

    2 blaazed New Jack

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    Skeet skeet skeet skeet
     
  5. GamblersGrin

    GamblersGrin Elite Member

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    i bet her vagina used to be sweet like caramel but now its probably flappy and roast beefed. and stencherrific.
     
  6. High Priest

    High Priest Elite Member

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  7. T=E=A=S=E

    T=E=A=S=E Elite Member

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    she's easy like sunday mournin'
     
  8. gatita

    gatita Senior Member

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    I cant skeet but if I was with Britney Id definitely figure out a way to skeet all over her.


    Rawr. :yum:
     
  9. fr8lover

    fr8lover Elite Member

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    everybody on her jock will probably feel a little better knowing that she likes to slam airplane sized bottles of scotch outside of slummy LA liquor stores

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  10. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

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  11. why write?

    why write? Veteran Member

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  12. EyeforAnEYE

    EyeforAnEYE Elite Member

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  13. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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    that just makes her hotter, my friend...
     
  14. casekonly

    casekonly Veteran Member

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    yeah, uh, hotter.
     
  15. effyoo

    effyoo Elite Member

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    i stand behind my statement
     
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