Mauler5150 Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 (edited) I think if you get the butt funnel you need to play this in accompaniment as the soundtrack Edited November 9, 2023 by Mauler5150 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted November 9, 2023 Author Share Posted November 9, 2023 I thought you didn't have no questions? On 11/7/2023 at 10:10 PM, LUGR said: I have no questions. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 8 hours ago, Deine Mudder said: I thought you didn't have no questions? I thought that too, but I was wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 9, 2023 Share Posted November 9, 2023 So I was exploring my girl's body the other day and I stumbled onto this kind of no man's land between her vaj and her butthole. What is that? What's going on there?? Is that where the 3rd hole grows? 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 Is this really legit? It can my hog huge like that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted November 10, 2023 Author Share Posted November 10, 2023 3 hours ago, LUGR said: Is this really legit? It can my hog huge like that? no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted November 10, 2023 Author Share Posted November 10, 2023 9 hours ago, One Man Banned said: What is that? What's going on there?? ..this, my friend, is like a fork in your path forward. Choose wisely which way you go now. Godspeed! 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 Well I hope you educated your kids that the "S" in sex relates to the twisted path your "Ex" will put you thru as She attempts to gamble that You will sacrifice the ability to love yourself (so that by extension you can love her as you wish to be loved) such that the "poke her" aka poker machines of the casino she operates as a demon will allow her to get negative and fear based energy such that she can turn it into "money" that she then uses to bind and restrain you in the ultimate S&M bind. As thru limiting your ability to access money, money she uses to empower her lies as she pretends to use it to empower the other NPC identitiless leeches known as "men" she uses to try and gain power and dominance in the relationship. Such manipulations are twisted and sick in origin, and they see one subject to being the equivalent of a bowling ball on a trampoline as she tries to turn one to a tramp as her way of "amping" herself. Only once one comes to recognise the deception of the large language model and the transformers of that which is true into that which is deceptive, can they extricate themselves from the game and regain the control and power as they let their ex know that they have the ability to tell them to continue to "go fuck themselves" as they did whilst they subjected you to the pointless test of will, love and desire. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 Serious question though: What do you call a rusty trombone when the male and female roles are reversed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MOOGLE? Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 @One Man Banned rusty trumpet 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 1 minute ago, MOOGLE? said: @One Man Banned rusty trumpet Well I'm glad mankind solved that problem. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted November 10, 2023 Share Posted November 10, 2023 I thought it was called Patina’d Bugle. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 TBH I was happy to get an answer, but at the same time was pretty disappoint. Rusty Trombone fits well, but Rusty Trumpet? Seems kind of unimaginative, and is the trumpet really the right instrument? Might be closer to a rusty harmonica or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 22 minutes ago, One Man Banned said: TBH I was happy to get an answer, but at the same time was pretty disappoint. Rusty Trombone fits well, but Rusty Trumpet? Seems kind of unimaginative, and is the trumpet really the right instrument? Might be closer to a rusty harmonica or something? Rusty bagpipe…? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted November 11, 2023 Author Share Posted November 11, 2023 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 ^Thats a golden fortune. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
One Man Banned Posted November 11, 2023 Share Posted November 11, 2023 8 hours ago, LUGR said: Rusty bagpipe…? Maybe even leave the instrument reference behind (no pun intended). I believe a better term for it would be surf and turf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 11 hours ago, Deine Mudder said: Well as I view every piss I do as the result of the tranny alien octopus who has stuck their digits thru the skin curtain that portrays Me the "reality" of the simulation and separates Me from viewing "true reality" such that My foreskin is effectively the alien butthole I wear as a jacket and the piss is just them adding fuel to the firebases in My domain, I would aay this fortune is rather applicable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 5 minutes ago, Mauler5150 said: Well as I view every piss I do as the result of the tranny alien octopus who has stuck their digits thru the skin curtain that portrays Me the "reality" of the simulation and separates Me from viewing "true reality" such that My foreskin is effectively the alien butthole I wear as a jacket and the piss is just them adding fuel to the firebases in My domain, I would aay this fortune is rather applicable. Alien butthole jacket?……stylish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 (edited) 8 minutes ago, LUGR said: Alien butthole jacket?……stylish It is how "reality" has been sold to Me in the last month or so, almost to the point where I am being convinced that My dick is the Devil and My propensity to beat on it essentially sees Me dispense a hanging death by wedgy as every time it goes past the base of My knob I pull up one of the circles of Hell due to being given a "pin in the arse by an alien" when I got a "tETanus" injection due to cutting Myself on metal at one point in time at work. Try convince Me the letter "T" isn't just an inverted buttplug or pin. Edited November 12, 2023 by Mauler5150 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 2 hours ago, Mauler5150 said: It is how "reality" has been sold to Me in the last month or so, almost to the point where I am being convinced that My dick is the Devil and My propensity to beat on it essentially sees Me dispense a hanging death by wedgy as every time it goes past the base of My knob I pull up one of the circles of Hell due to being given a "pin in the arse by an alien" when I got a "tETanus" injection due to cutting Myself on metal at one point in time at work. Try convince Me the letter "T" isn't just an inverted buttplug or pin. This sounds exhausting. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 2 hours ago, LUGR said: This sounds exhausting. You got it. My next course of action is that I have to physically write out all My internet logins and passwords that I really need such that I can logout of My primary Apple ID (the one which has all My photos and documents, as My other 2 IDs are the ones I use for purchases, non-icloud billing and email) such that I can finish this scene and be done with the character of "Chance" (whilst fucking the bourgeoise hunting predators up their arses at the same time). Whilst this may not make that sense much to anyone else based on the truth literally reflecting the metaphor references I am using, it is because 2FA security authentication is a fucking scam that is only necessary as a result of the fear that is implied via the assertion that there are "hackers" whose role in life is to instigate "fear" as a result of their own insignificant and worthless lives seeing them doing whatever they can to distract themselves from existing as such worthless wastes of existence and energy such that they do whatever possible to denigrate the existence of those who stupidly bought into the fear such "evil" characters sold in the first place. TLDR. If you are a "hack", be it of the hack comedian or as a thief of safes or digital identities and passwords, then you are better off taking your hands, grabbing a meat cleaver and "hacking" your own hands and head off given that you already lost your life when you chose to worry more about what other people have or are doing in their lives and your choice to involve yourself in their business at the sacrifice of your time, focus, attention and energy sees you being the equivalent of the living dead devoid of any soul or actual value in life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 @Deine MudderIf you got a nicky wang is it ok to bang or must you refrain to avoid lots of pain? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted November 12, 2023 Author Share Posted November 12, 2023 yes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 12, 2023 Share Posted November 12, 2023 2 hours ago, Deine Mudder said: yes yes must refrain? Or yes clear to bang? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deine Mudder Posted November 12, 2023 Author Share Posted November 12, 2023 thou shalt bang and embrace the pain 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 21 hours ago, LUGR said: Alien butthole jacket?……stylish 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mauler5150 Posted November 13, 2023 Share Posted November 13, 2023 On 11/12/2023 at 2:08 PM, LUGR said: This sounds exhausting. Thanks for entertaining My rage and madness that is the result of the firey latina pulling My strings from behind the scenes that I post in this thread and others. The best part is reading My madness I write when I am in a more chilled mood as I am closer to My true self, I have to laugh as I love how meaningless My rage is for any purpose beyond exorcising it thru text as opposed to audio. With this all said, in the word sex is the S standing for silent as My brain is wondering where the word comes from but I am too lazy to research the etymology of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SMdoubleXL Posted November 16, 2023 Share Posted November 16, 2023 (edited) On 11/9/2023 at 4:47 PM, One Man Banned said: So I was exploring my girl's body the other day and I stumbled onto this kind of no man's land between her vaj and her butthole. What is that? What's going on there?? Is that where the 3rd hole grows? ‘taint the pussy, ‘taint the asshole the third hole Is nowhere near that Edited November 16, 2023 by SMdoubleXL Also 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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