DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 On 4/4/2024 at 1:23 AM, LUGR said: Watched this in slowmo a few times trying to track the chaos and figure out what happened to first cracker that got punched. He disappeared……The other dude in the blue trunks got dropped at least 3 times. Any back story beyond “wouldn’t shake his hand”? Kinda looks like the last thing the first dude who got cracked then ghosted said was "nigger". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 now that you mention it it kinda does wtf .. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 I fucked around and tried this coffee shop because I heard it was Brazilian and that sounded interesting. I found out that they sell off site over sweet baked goods, have a wall Of plants and weaved baskets, unremarkable but not horrible espresso. One of the customers has some pretty good camel toe so every cloud has a silver lining. 1 2 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 Exploiting a loophole in immigration law. https://abc13.com/rasshauud-scott-killed-william-winfrey-bystander-shoots-robber-ella-boulevard-robbery-staged/14624736/ 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 6 Author Share Posted April 6 I'd never fuck around in Texas after dark. Armed citizens pretty much have the green light to perforate you over minor crimes even if there's no real threat to life/safety. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 It's a 50/50. If I remeber correctly texas has weird laws. You can defend your home or self but if the aggressor/criminal back is toward you and you shoot them/kill them, there is a 70/30 you can be convicted of manslaughter. The law also highly advises you to kill and not wound them like shooting them in the knee to stop them can get you into legal proceedings as well. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 6 Share Posted April 6 To include. If the burgler's back is toward you when the are in the middle of exting your home, dool/window then it fair game. We have some weird day and night laws. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 21 hours ago, nicklesndimes said: now that you mention it it kinda does wtf .. I mean these were like high school or college age kids rocking country music. Wouldn't doubt they had oversized pickup trucks with trump flags in the parking lot. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 sounds about right smdh.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 8 hours ago, ndv said: It's a 50/50. If I remeber correctly texas has weird laws. You can defend your home or self but if the aggressor/criminal back is toward you and you shoot them/kill them, there is a 70/30 you can be convicted of manslaughter. The law also highly advises you to kill and not wound them like shooting them in the knee to stop them can get you into legal proceedings as well. A buddy of mine was at his parent's house in a sketchy neighborhood. Apparently the tweaker neighbor was getting into it with his sister, might've been putting hands on her don't really remember, and the dad went out there and laid dude out. So dude goes and snorts some shit or whatever and comes back and kicks in the door and is fucking the dad up in his living room, my homie grabs a baseball bat and fucks the tweaker up. Someone called the cops during all this, cops show up and lock my boy up for assault with a deadly weapon for using a bat. Straight up told him that had he shot the guy, he'd be good. But since he used something other than a gun, he was fucked. And so he sat in jail for like a year till the case got thrown out when the tweaker didn't show up for court. And that's the only reason it got dropped. Nobody had a clue he was even booked because nobody was in contact with his family, and they couldn't afford to bail him out, so he just sat in there that whole time. True story. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 7 hours ago, ndv said: To include. If the burgler's back is toward you when the are in the middle of exting your home, dool/window then it fair game. We have some weird day and night laws. You can shoot someone for breaking into your car down here. A guy shot and killed a kid for tagging on the wall of his business down the street from me and the cops just chalked it up to he was defending his property. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 11 hours ago, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said: You can shoot someone for breaking into your car down here. A guy shot and killed a kid for tagging on the wall of his business down the street from me and the cops just chalked it up to he was defending his property. Yeah, I know about the car. But I didn't know about the tagging. That's messed up. Sometimes I think some people just look for reasons to kill someone knowing they can get away with it by law. It's like a licensed sociopath. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 11 hours ago, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said: A buddy of mine was at his parent's house in a sketchy neighborhood. Apparently the tweaker neighbor was getting into it with his sister, might've been putting hands on her don't really remember, and the dad went out there and laid dude out. So dude goes and snorts some shit or whatever and comes back and kicks in the door and is fucking the dad up in his living room, my homie grabs a baseball bat and fucks the tweaker up. Someone called the cops during all this, cops show up and lock my boy up for assault with a deadly weapon for using a bat. Straight up told him that had he shot the guy, he'd be good. But since he used something other than a gun, he was fucked. And so he sat in jail for like a year till the case got thrown out when the tweaker didn't show up for court. And that's the only reason it got dropped. Nobody had a clue he was even booked because nobody was in contact with his family, and they couldn't afford to bail him out, so he just sat in there that whole time. True story. This is definitely texas. For all of you reading this, this is the very definition of how texas works. What's nuts, is I am surprised the state didn't pick up the charges but then again they held him for a year so perhaps they also felt time served. I keep forgetting that texas can pick up the charges even if the victim decides not to press charges. I think this practice is for more serious crimes like felonies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Not sure if this is for here or the nonsense thread. https://www.newsweek.com/elephant-kills-woman-returns-funeral-tramples-corpse-india-1715075 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 8 Author Share Posted April 8 (edited) 5SxTg-THtuhwP8S5.mp4 I still can't figure out why a grown ass man would taunt an animal like he's a toddler that doesn't know any better but glad he got knocked the fuck out for it. Edited April 8 by Mercer 1 1 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 8 Author Share Posted April 8 You trying to jump somebody? Homie don't play that. ciuCgyHW-KQ1LjhQ.mp4 2 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 So did the gator's tail whip around and knock him out? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 Who tha fuk hit her wit dat? dude was mad nonchalant 3 hours ago, ndv said: So did the gator's tail whip around and knock him out? Gator snout whacked dude in the head. Imagine if it had a snaggle tooth sticking out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 8 Author Share Posted April 8 I still can't believe someone rolls strapped with a homie the clown sock in 2024. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 2 hours ago, Mercer said: I still can't believe someone rolls strapped with a homie the clown sock in 2024. I think he just repurposed his sack of marbles he carries around for impromptu games at the bus stop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 8 Author Share Posted April 8 Nah @LUGRfar more likely traveled back to 1992 in a time machine and watched every In Living Color episode before crafting his weapon of choice. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted April 8 Share Posted April 8 Speaking of, did you know that r crumb used the fly girls from in living color as models for his comics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 9 Author Share Posted April 9 Every time I hear his name brought up it reminds me just how much I like his work and need to collect some of his work printed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 https://abc13.com/21-year-old-skier-dies-in-high-risk-stunt-trying-to-jump-over-us-/14646774/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 11 Author Share Posted April 11 That's the type of FAFO I can respect. Some of my friends used to do the same shit back in the day at Loveland pass. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 We just had a Marvin Heemeyer -ish type incident. DMV denies a guy of his CDL renewal so ol' dude steals a semi loaded with cage wire and drives it into the same DPS office that denied his CDL. FAFO! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercer Posted April 12 Author Share Posted April 12 5pOAtQr8QlZNb0VP.mp4 1 6 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ndv Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 I think that's the same crew at the shooting range 6Pennies posted in the gun thread. 😆 they gangsta Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LUGR Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 That song the shooting a vid for sounded terrible. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nicklesndimes Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 lucky his new rap name didn't become "one-nut". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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