WISE Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 Last week was my last week in town before I moved to my new job. My last night we had a big bash and got all kinds of fuckedup. I end the night up stairs with this baby its all good, right? She starts giving me head but I got whiskey dick so bad I barely feel shit. I'm probably saying shit like "yeah bitch, thats good" Anyways, I wake up the next morning and GOD DAMN, I can barely walk. My shit was all red and tore up. Looked like I got hella sunburnt, I tried putting aloe on it but it didn't do shit. The shittiest part was that I had to drive 11 hrs with a cock so tender every time I'd go over a bump I'd cry. I mean this girl was fine as fuck (some how I figure hot girls should be better than ugly ones) and she had to be about 21 yrs old. How the fuck are you gonna be 21 and give a guy crappy head? Now i'm not syaing that I'm a wizard between the sheets, but its not like I leave girls hurting I mean shit, they should teach this bunk in school. Its important to know I swear she didn't have braces. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iCEBERG Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 aha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 That is pretty bad. The only thing I can think of is that maybe since you had whiskey dick she might have had a case of whiskey mouth. In other words maybe she was using too much teeth and didn't realize it and since you weren't saying anything she kept it up. And by the way, I would think ugly girls would be better because they have to be. If they don't got the looks they need talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 Originally posted by bobobi11 And by the way, I would think ugly girls would be better because they have to be. If they don't got the looks they need talent. which leaves me wondering.. which category do YOU fall under? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Rage- Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 getting bad head..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . sucks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISE Posted February 7, 2002 Author Share Posted February 7, 2002 "God hasn't made a girl too ugly to give head" - Dave Chapelle I guess ugly girls would would have to be pretty good at it, I was thinking that hot girls would have more experience under their belt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 teeth suck, go grandma! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest --zeSto-- Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 ugly fat girls know how to give head.... amen to that ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobobi11 Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 Originally posted by chozer which leaves me wondering.. which category do YOU fall under? I would be in the good looking girl who has years of experience to guide her and a man with an interest in teaching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Step8 Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 Originally posted by WISE How the fuck are you gonna be 21 and give a guy crappy head? she is just discovering her slutty side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hush Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 your allergic to her lipstick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Bruno Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 Originally posted by hush your allergic to her lipstick or her herpes infested slut mouth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dukeofyork Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 Originally posted by bobobi11 I would be in the good looking girl who has years of experience to guide her and a man with an interest in teaching. you didnt have to answer, i was joking..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MASk! Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 god damn her herpies infested slut mouth uhhhhh thats some shady bizzzness right there. Its mention almost forces you to test that ass Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NATO Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 i woke up with teeth marks on my little soldier once after enjopying rough drunk head from an ugly girl. its all good tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crave Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 whiskey dick.... i thought that was pretty funny. i guess i've been lucky, i never gotten bad head in the sense you guys are talking about. worst case scenario for me is where i had to tell her to give me my dick back cause she just wasn't doin it right. and that's after polite instructions on how i like it done. go figure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest willy.wonka Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 Originally posted by -Rage- getting bad head..... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . sucks no,it either boring or it BITES!,but sometimes i like a little nibble.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bug Posted February 7, 2002 Share Posted February 7, 2002 word. all the chunky not so hot girls that pleasured me gave great head and even swollowed! my girl now looks really hot, but has that teeth thing going on. i avaoid head nowadays.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WISE Posted February 8, 2002 Author Share Posted February 8, 2002 avoid head?! fuck that, momma FUCK THAT! if she is your steady girl then give her instructions. but please don't give up on the head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 AT LEAST YOUR GETTING HEAD!!!!!!! I CANT EVEN GET A FUCKIN GIRL TO TALK TO ME!!!! FUCK THIS WHERES MY 9:heated: :heated: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 Originally posted by regulator AT LEAST YOUR GETTING HEAD!!!!!!! I CANT EVEN GET A FUCKIN GIRL TO TALK TO ME!!!! FUCK THIS WHERES MY 9:heated: :heated: amen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewish Task Force Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 Hey regulator, if you want head that bad take your ass to the TL, have a pre-op hook that ass up for a 20. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 o god no...i was just in the TL today.....i would rather be gay then have one of those teethless tramps begging for bagged lunches suck my dick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jewish Task Force Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 Originally posted by regulator o god no...i was just in the TL today.....i would rather be gay then have one of those teethless tramps begging for bagged lunches suck my dick... To have a man suck your dick means you are gay dipshit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 no one would want to have their dick sucked by some of the people in TL, trust me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swif1 Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 Originally posted by Jewish Task Force To have a man suck your dick means you are gay dipshit. taht rhymes :D now whats TL ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ASER1NE Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 Originally posted by big bruno or her herpes infested slut mouth HAHAHAH !!!! if you thought she was about 21 , she was probably 16 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
REGULATOR Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 Originally posted by swif1 now whats TL ? the tenderloin district of san francisco....crack head infested, homeless, trannies, people puking on eachother you name it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T.T Boy Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 hahahah she raked up the leaves. bad head sucks, i had a girl gag once, she looked like she was holding back teh puke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr. ragz Posted February 8, 2002 Share Posted February 8, 2002 once i farted in this grils face when she choped me up. i had to let her know whos in charge. herpes for the lovers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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