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Last week was my last week in town before I moved to my new job.

My last night we had a big bash and got all kinds of fuckedup. I end the night up stairs with this baby its all good, right? She starts giving me head but I got whiskey dick so bad I barely feel shit. I'm probably saying shit like "yeah bitch, thats good" Anyways,

I wake up the next morning and GOD DAMN, I can barely walk. My shit was all red and tore up. Looked like I got hella sunburnt, I tried putting aloe on it but it didn't do shit. The shittiest part was that I had to drive 11 hrs with a cock so tender every time I'd go over a bump I'd cry.

 

I mean this girl was fine as fuck (some how I figure hot girls should be better than ugly ones) and she had to be about 21 yrs old.

How the fuck are you gonna be 21 and give a guy crappy head? Now i'm not syaing that I'm a wizard between the sheets, but its not like I leave girls hurting

 

I mean shit, they should teach this bunk in school. Its important to know

 

I swear she didn't have braces.

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That is pretty bad. The only thing I can think of is that maybe since you had whiskey dick she might have had a case of whiskey mouth. In other words maybe she was using too much teeth and didn't realize it and since you weren't saying anything she kept it up.

 

And by the way, I would think ugly girls would be better because they have to be. If they don't got the looks they need talent.

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Originally posted by bobobi11

And by the way, I would think ugly girls would be better because they have to be. If they don't got the looks they need talent.

 

which leaves me wondering..

 

 

 

 

 

which category do YOU fall under?

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getting bad head.....

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sucks

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"God hasn't made a girl too ugly to give head" - Dave Chapelle

 

I guess ugly girls would would have to be pretty good at it, I was thinking that hot girls would have more experience under their belt.

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Guest --zeSto--

ugly fat girls know how to give head....

 

amen to that !

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Originally posted by chozer

 

which leaves me wondering..

 

 

 

 

 

which category do YOU fall under?

 

I would be in the good looking girl who has years of experience to guide her and a man with an interest in teaching.

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Originally posted by WISE

How the fuck are you gonna be 21 and give a guy crappy head?

 

 

she is just discovering her slutty side.

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Originally posted by bobobi11

 

I would be in the good looking girl who has years of experience to guide her and a man with an interest in teaching.

 

 

you didnt have to answer, i was joking.....

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god damn her herpies infested slut mouth uhhhhh thats some shady bizzzness right there. Its mention almost forces you to test that ass

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Guest NATO

i woke up with teeth marks on my little soldier once after enjopying rough drunk head from an ugly girl. its all good tho.

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whiskey dick....

 

i thought that was pretty funny. i guess i've been lucky, i never gotten bad head in the sense you guys are talking about. worst case scenario for me is where i had to tell her to give me my dick back cause she just wasn't doin it right. and that's after polite instructions on how i like it done. go figure.

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Guest willy.wonka
Originally posted by -Rage-

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sucks

 

no,it either boring or it BITES!,but sometimes i like a little nibble....

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Guest bug

word. all the chunky not so hot girls that pleasured me gave great head and even swollowed! my girl now looks really hot, but has that teeth thing going on. i avaoid head nowadays....

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avoid head?!

fuck that, momma FUCK THAT!

if she is your steady girl then give her instructions. but please don't give up on the head!

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AT LEAST YOUR GETTING HEAD!!!!!!! I CANT EVEN GET A FUCKIN GIRL TO TALK TO ME!!!! FUCK THIS WHERES MY 9:heated: :heated:

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Originally posted by regulator

AT LEAST YOUR GETTING HEAD!!!!!!! I CANT EVEN GET A FUCKIN GIRL TO TALK TO ME!!!! FUCK THIS WHERES MY 9:heated: :heated:

 

amen

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o god no...i was just in the TL today.....i would rather be gay then have one of those teethless tramps begging for bagged lunches suck my dick...

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Originally posted by regulator

o god no...i was just in the TL today.....i would rather be gay then have one of those teethless tramps begging for bagged lunches suck my dick...

 

 

To have a man suck your dick means you are gay dipshit.

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