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On 5/14/2024 at 10:28 PM, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said:

My man that is KETCHUP. Fuck is you talking about??? 😆


back to this….

 

I am a huge fan of ketchup….but ketchup on a cheesesteak?! Surprised the locals even allow that. Only on the chicken janks or you put ketchup on your beef too?

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10 hours ago, LUGR said:

Talks mad shit when somebody goes wiz wit and then goes and skid marks his steaks with ketchup.

Yet what is "wiz wit"? Is it an actual ingredient name, or is it is uttered by someone with a speech impediment which was adopted as common lingo, as it sounds like the wrong way around to Me.

 

I know I probably made this remark in the walls of red text days and probably got AHA-d for it but this is an outsider's non-biased perspective.

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3 hours ago, Mauler5150 said:

Yet what is "wiz wit"? Is it an actual ingredient name, or is it is uttered by someone with a speech impediment which was adopted as common lingo, as it sounds like the wrong way around to Me.

 

I know I probably made this remark in the walls of red text days and probably got AHA-d for it but this is an outsider's non-biased perspective.


wiz wit is cheese wiz and with onions

 

im not a fan of the wiz but def get wit it

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2 hours ago, Mauler5150 said:

Sounds like you are speaking in tongues with that lingo. 

 

So you like onions but not cheeze wiz when you indulge in a cheesesteak if I am reading that correctly?


Yeah, that’s correct. That’s the language of Philadelphia.

 

I actually haven’t had any cheesesteak in over 10 years.

 

I am over due for one.

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16 hours ago, One Man Banned said:

I won't debate the taste factor, but you're all tripping.  It's a cheesesteak not a cheesechicken.  I'd figure DAO would defend that to the death but maybe leaving Philly has taken his anger down a notch.

 

Kind of funny to worry that your cheesesteak is going to give you ass cancer or whatever but you're on the side of the highway inhaling exhaust and paint fumes (which is totally worth it btw).


It's a chicken cheesesteak. I'm from Philly. You're not. There's nothing to defend.
Matter of fact, I ate them ocasionally when I lived there just to switch it up. Eating the same shit all the time gets old. You really think we all live on a diet of straight up cheesesteaks and nothing else? You probably think we actually put cheeze wiz on that shit too, huh?  😆

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14 hours ago, LUGR said:

Talks mad shit when somebody goes wiz wit and then goes and skid marks his steaks with ketchup.


Only tourists put cheese wiz on their cheesesteaks. That's why Pat's and Geno's pushes that shit, because they know they're tourist traps and they can get over and penny pinch yous by telling yous that "it's the real Philly way" . 🤣

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2 hours ago, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said:


WTF is you talking about? Who the fuck eats a cheesesteak without ketchup on it??? 🤣


You put ketchup on a beef cheesesteak too?

 

that’s pretty unusual imo

 

I got to look into this.

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1 hour ago, Mauler5150 said:

Sounds like you are speaking in tongues with that lingo. 

 

So you like onions but not cheeze wiz when you indulge in a cheesesteak if I am reading that correctly?


When you go to the tourist traps "Pat's" and "Geno's", which are basically across the street from eachother, they use that as their lingo. "wiz with" means cheese wiz and onions. "Witout" means no onions. It's pretty much only those two tourist traps that uses that lingo.  If you go into a random corner pizza shop talking that nonsense they're probably gonna look at you like you're a noodle.

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5 hours ago, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said:


No it's not.

I am kind of glad you confirm this to be the case.

 

I view those who speak "retard" as being those who are unable to pronounce words correctly and this seems to be the case here as it is with those who verbalise "ight" instead of "right" or "lil" instead of "little".

 

Speaking or spelling in "retard" isn't to be commended on any level, as it just reflects a lack of intelligence, effort, and respect for the purity of a language that was developed by generations of people much smarter than any of the retardspeakers who only do nothing but denigrate all the effort that gas gone into our universal language of English that I feel reached a zenith with the American spelling version of words.

 

And given I exist and come from a country whereby an O is added to people's names that we shorten and butcher, I still feel there exists a difference between how we Aussies augment language and call people names like Shaneo when they are just Shane is different to the retardspeak I refer to above.

 

While many may debate this fact, you have to admit that My "retardspeak" observation has merit as it not only corrupts and augments language to where it is only understandable to other "retards" who would argue that the Tower of Babel was the best idea ever given it lead to this world whereby we now actually glamorise and celebrate retards (using the Predator faced fool bearing the moniker Lil Wayne as an example).

 

And I wouldn't order a cheesteak with onions as I despise them in anything but spagehtti source whereby they are so diluted in taste that they are unrecognisable, so what would I need to say to get this to be the case? Would I have to speak "Fuckwit and Fuckwiz"?

 

 

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5 hours ago, fat ralphy said:

@DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER you fucking with more Mexican food these days and BBQ and shit like that? your geographic change was probably a trip at first. 

 

East Coaster down south is a hella wild change. 


Yeah, he probably puts ketchup on his tacos too.

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14 hours ago, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said:

Of course! Not doing so would be unusual.
Philly ain't Chicago, we put ketchup on hot dogs too. 😆💯


Okay, I consulted two Philly nurgas about this ketchup on cheesesteak business.

 

One said it was frowned open but accepted bc some nurgas put ketchup on everything.
 

Second dude said absolutely ketchup and onions, so good!

 

In conclusion, get your cheesesteak however you like it. That’s always the right way.

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12 hours ago, LUGR said:


Okay, I consulted two Philly nurgas about this ketchup on cheesesteak business.

 

One said it was frowned open but accepted bc some nurgas put ketchup on everything.
 

Second dude said absolutely ketchup and onions, so good!

 

In conclusion, get your cheesesteak however you like it. That’s always the right way.


Whoever said that shit is frowned upon ain't from Philly. He ain't even from the region.

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19 hours ago, Mauler5150 said:

I am kind of glad you confirm this to be the case.

 

I view those who speak "retard" as being those who are unable to pronounce words correctly and this seems to be the case here as it is with those who verbalise "ight" instead of "right" or "lil" instead of "little".

 

Speaking or spelling in "retard" isn't to be commended on any level, as it just reflects a lack of intelligence, effort, and respect for the purity of a language that was developed by generations of people much smarter than any of the retardspeakers who only do nothing but denigrate all the effort that gas gone into our universal language of English that I feel reached a zenith with the American spelling version of words.

 

And given I exist and come from a country whereby an O is added to people's names that we shorten and butcher, I still feel there exists a difference between how we Aussies augment language and call people names like Shaneo when they are just Shane is different to the retardspeak I refer to above.

 

While many may debate this fact, you have to admit that My "retardspeak" observation has merit as it not only corrupts and augments language to where it is only understandable to other "retards" who would argue that the Tower of Babel was the best idea ever given it lead to this world whereby we now actually glamorise and celebrate retards (using the Predator faced fool bearing the moniker Lil Wayne as an example).

 

And I wouldn't order a cheesteak with onions as I despise them in anything but spagehtti source whereby they are so diluted in taste that they are unrecognisable, so what would I need to say to get this to be the case? Would I have to speak "Fuckwit and Fuckwiz"?

 

 


"Ight" or "aight" is just slang for "alright". You'd hate the way we say water.  😆

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19 hours ago, Mauler5150 said:

And I wouldn't order a cheesteak with onions as I despise them in anything but spagehtti source whereby they are so diluted in taste that they are unrecognisable, so what would I need to say to get this to be the case? Would I have to speak "Fuckwit and Fuckwiz"?

 

 


I fucking hate onions with a passion. Just one little stray ruins the entire meal. And it always ends up being in the last bite for some reason, leaving you with nothing but that foul ass disgusting aftertaste in your mouth for the rest of the night. 
Just say "no onions". If you're at Pat's or Geno's they'll translate it to "witout" when they shout the order to the cook. But my best advise is don't even go there, there's so may better spots for cheesesteaks in Philly.



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16 hours ago, fat ralphy said:

@DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER you fucking with more Mexican food these days and BBQ and shit like that? your geographic change was probably a trip at first. 

 

East Coaster down south is a hella wild change. 


There's literally nowhere that has better tacos than San Antonio.
The BBQ is good as fuck too.



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2 hours ago, DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER said:


I fucking hate onions with a passion. Just one little stray ruins the entire meal. And it always ends up being in the last bite for some reason, leaving you with nothing but that foul ass disgusting aftertaste in your mouth for the rest of the night. 
Just say "no onions". If you're at Pat's or Geno's they'll translate it to "witout" when they shout the order to the cook. But my best advise is don't even go there, there's so may better spots for cheesesteaks in Philly.



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I thought you were gonna fullon be an onion fan, but glad to hear I am not alone on hating the taste of onions to the extent we both do.

 

The reason I said "Fuckwit" was due to the double entendre of us in Oz calling people "Fuckwits" similar to how we call people "cunts" with either of the duplicitious love/hate implications and thought that if I was to order a cheesesteak and use "Fuck wit" as in "Fuck that, I don't want none of that gross onion shit on My food you fuckwit" I wonder how it would be interpreted.

 

Thanks for clarifying though, at least I know if I ever go back to the US and end up in Philly for whatever reason, I no to tell them "Fuckwit" when I order a cheesesteak as I mean it with the interpretation above of only tasteless fuckwits having chessesteak (or other foods) "with wit".

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