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Crocodile Tears

Pregnant? No you dick, I just love gross food combinations.

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it seems that cream cheese is one of the most common denominators in these combinations... kudos to whoever made the best weird condiment.

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I was diggn into some mac n cheese and tuna fish the other night and glanced up to see a bag of crunchy cheetos.....tossed a few and started digging back in. Not bad. Just added texture.

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Equal parts Mayo + Nancy's Sharp & Creamy Mustard + Hot sauce (franks red hot works) = bomb ass dip sauce for tortilla chips. Nancy's got bomb mustard.

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but with Doritos instead.

 

strawberries dipped in sour cream then dipped in brown sugar,

 

take cream cheese brick, cover with hot pepper jelly, scoop with Triscuit

 

big deli pickle, bite off top, sprinkle purple Koolaid powder down center.

 

when making smores, peanut butter acts as glue to hold it all together.

 

hot cinnamon roll with vanilla ice cream on top.

 

after making popcorn, mix in Cinnamon Life cereal.

 

my girlfriend would melt marshmallows (or marshmallow creme) and peanut butter in microwave for a few seconds, stir and eat.

 

 

 

holy shiet, after seeing it in writing, this explains a lot.

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Kool Aid and pickle takes it.

 

Ramen without the seasoning packet--but with butter and soy sauce instead--is considered delicious by a source close to me. DUNNO.

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raw ramen. dont cook it.

if cooked, always add butter and other seasoning.

 

*try the pickle tho.

your mouth will pucker tighter than pretty boy at the beginning of a lifetime sentence

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Squirrel brains, their livers or kidneys and sometimes deer nuts too. I like eating out of peoples trash where I work too and the bounty i can acquire from dumpsters.

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im sick nd tird of dis 4 real its gettng 2 the point were i cnt take it anymoer mom you r a great women but it time 4 me too mov on time for me 2 start triying new things expnd my horizons who say u cant eat filey minyon nd ketchup o is that 2 ;ghetto; 4 you ?becuz i lik certian thingz is dat 2 crazy do u think. im crazy ? well im not craz it just apart of who i m made up 2 be take it ro leave it i like me forme nd nobody else

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I've been doing this a lot lately. Like a lot, and not lemonade, just cut up a lemon and squeeze it into a huge glass of water. Had it with every meal recently.

 

I'm also running out of Ideas.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

strawberries dipped in sour cream then dipped in brown sugar,

 

 

And this sounds like the business. Definitely gonna check this out.

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I would murder pitted dates and almonds. Shit.

 

By which I mean I would unceremoniously shove almonds into where the pit used to be, and eat them without any regard to how sticky my hands got.

 

NO HOMO I GUESS CUZ THAT'S PRETTY SUGGESTIVE

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In my city, we have a deli shop/restaurant that has made up food combinations on a menu, ones customers have made up, for other people to try. Me and my friends' favorite? The BigShot. Consisting of:

 

Hamburger

Honey BBQ chicken fingers

Bacon

Blue Cheese

Deep friend French Fries

 

All on a footlong sub

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I would murder pitted dates and almonds. Shit.

 

By which I mean I would unceremoniously shove almonds into where the pit used to be, and eat them without any regard to how sticky my hands got.

 

NO HOMO I GUESS CUZ THAT'S PRETTY SUGGESTIVE

 

 

This is the best way to set up the cccccccombo.

 

 

 

 

This shit is amazeballs.

 

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AVOCADO and GRAPEFRUIT.

 

bliss.

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