Mercer Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Unless a slayer shirt and a slice of pizza is involved a hand job would have been out of the question. That one arm probably gets all buff from being used twice as much and she's most likely sporting a man hand on the end of it. Also, How the fuck does she paddle out or catch fucking waves if she's only got one arm? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pornbooth Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 nub in butt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eattingsnowflakes Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hotsauceinthedickholewastaken Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 All jokes aside...pick up lines are lame and never work...so I would ask her if she wanted to go see a movie with me tonight... To see shark tale. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toiletseat Posted September 5, 2011 Share Posted September 5, 2011 stop bleeding out of ya cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skatepark Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 ida been like "hella" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wes Mantooth Posted September 6, 2011 Share Posted September 6, 2011 "BITCH WANNA DRINK 40'S TONIGHT AT MY CRIB!!!?" "BITCH YOU EVER TAGGED A TRAIN AFTER BEING CHASED BY BEARS!!!?" "BITCH HOW MANY TEETH YOU GOT!!!?" "BITCH I NEED MONEY!!!!" ^Yeah, one of these lines. You gotta have a Du-Rag on though... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
uncleHowie Posted September 7, 2011 Share Posted September 7, 2011 how do you shave your arm pits?!?!?!:D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
guerilla925 Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 oh hell naw. :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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