Cool_Hand Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 There has to be profit in there somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Shit dude, she's throwing you out like that and you expect she's going to give you a fair one on your security deposit return? Ha! You might as well live out a month or two free and then say fuck the deposit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 yup sword. If u dont exact some manner of scummy foul smelling revenge i will be disappointed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 YOU NEVER GO MONTH TO MONTH! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nsmbfan Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 so today my dyke landlord came upstairs and gave me my 30 day notice. i said "can i ask why" and she told me "i need the flat for somebody else". first i questioned the legality of such a proposal, only to find out that if you are renting on a month to month basis this is possible. im in the process of speaking to my fiances public defender to confirm. everytime this lesbian psycho told me i was a month late on rent after it was already payed, or told me it wasnt my responsibility to snake a sink drain thats been clogged since the very day i moved in, i never gave her problems. shoulda never sniffed a gram of molly before i signed that "month to month agreement". now i got til june 30th to move out, and this perfectly landed on the heels of a june 7th trial/sentencing date that will most likely send my fiance to prison for years. when things fall apart, what does one do to keep from not giving a fuck and starting to shoot dope again?? its been a rough day.. /end rant - insert lol.jpgs, youre a pussy responses and maybe even some intelligent advice DOWN HERE vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv sounds like you're smacking rock bottom. but you're still legible, i'd wait until your mind caves in on you and you start to sound like COS. then shoot dope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 She needs the place for someone else...phooey on that, you need it more than they do. And on top of that, you decided that you need your rent more than your dyke landlord...hell, she just gave you a free pass to squat for about as long as you want to. As in, stay there rent free. The above applies assuming you don't care about your credit or reputation as a renter in your town. That's how we do it in Oakland. The drug thing, I don't know. I'm no angel but if it totally sends your life into a sideways spin then probably not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 phooey on that Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 tag tha wallz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted May 25, 2011 Share Posted May 25, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 My love for material things keeps my spending on alcohol in check. Kind of. Not really, but I occasionally take a night off for that reason. I drink way too much but it's the summer. I can be active and maybe even get a thrill from things other than alcohol and sex. But. I don't know...I'm a drinker. It's who I am, and alcohol has brought a lot of positives into my life; made me who I am - good and bad. swordfish, get the fuck out of there, then fuck up her car. Make sure you have an alibi. Does she know you hate her? What the fuck positives has alcohol brought? 15 year old actin' ass nigga. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
john_gacy Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 HIV Positive? I bet it's brought a lot of people that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 I for one am wondering about forsit's stance on alcohol. He hasn't ever really made it clear. :scrambled: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 I DONT NEED IT TO HAVE A GOOD TIME UNLIKE U SLAVES TO THE GRAIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Hahaha fuck you guys Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 I just dont get why you gotta drink alcohol. Everyone acts like a fuckin moron and does stupid shit that is lauded as "C00L" when really it's fuckin lamewack Do you see grain slaves using words like lauded??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swindle Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 fist full of drink cards and rum under the belt buckle Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sayWORD? Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 i remember me and the ex were getting evicted and the landlord tried to be funny with the damage deposit (ie: not give it back for some bullshit reason). i got real drunk on the final walkthrough and threatened to out him to his wife about his busy hands with one of the female tenants. shit ended up working out just fine. another time i pulled the midnight move on my landlord who was a closet rock smoker. he was copping in front of the building and i just so happened to know who he was buying off. we left the place in absolute ruins, cat shit everywhere, old couches just left behind, cig butts and blunt guts littering the carpet, doors off the hinges. that place i remember was on some month to month shit, no credit check, i think we even used fake last names cause the place was on some carter shit. oh to be 18 again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 shoulda never sniffed a gram of molly before i signed that "month to month agreement". should never sniff molly regardless there is absolutely zero point (unless you're a faggot who just enjoys burning the shit out of your sinus and wasting your drugs by getting them caught in your snot and boogers) lrn2drugzbr0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 DRUG TALK 2011 & BEYOND I KNOW THE BEST WAY I GOT THE BEST THAT ISNT THE BEST THIS SHIT WAS THE BEST I HAD THIS SHIT ONCE THAT WAS THE BEST Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 What the fuck positives has alcohol brought? 15 year old actin' ass nigga. yo, if you've never gotten buzzed and had shit tons of awesome stuff happen... then i feel REAL bad for you son Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Feed Yer Ego Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 DRUG TALK 2011 & BEYOND ALL I TALK IS DRUGS AND SPORTS, BRO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 Your screen name lets me know you are a glutton. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 yo, if you've never gotten buzzed and had shit tons of awesome stuff happen... then i feel REAL bad for you son The awesome that happened definitely didn't impact my life as much as the shitty things that happened did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 My Life means something to me *Nickleback crescendo Been to the bOTTOM OF EV-RY BOTTLE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 tupac said something about keeping your head up... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 :lol: 2pac :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 DRUG TALK 2011 & BEYOND I KNOW THE BEST WAY I GOT THE BEST THAT ISNT THE BEST THIS SHIT WAS THE BEST I HAD THIS SHIT ONCE THAT WAS THE BEST THREE HITS IN DOGGY YOU WONT FEEL UR FACE AND ULL LET EVERYONE KNO UR HIGH EVERY SINGLE TIME U SMOKE IT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SystemFailure Posted May 26, 2011 Share Posted May 26, 2011 EVERYTIME U SMOKE KUSH THAT LITTLE VOICE IN YOUR HEAD SAYS "THIS IS IT THIS. IS. IT." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted May 26, 2011 Author Share Posted May 26, 2011 im feeling pretty positive about this. all i need is this lady to call, then id go straight to her crib and pay the security deposit. then start moving. if i could do that, even if i still got stuff at my old apartment past june 1st, pussy gobbler will still have to post up an eviction notice which still leaves me in teniancy for 5 additional days. and i think she needs to go to court to get a legit eviction paper. rugmuncher hasnt even served me the 30 days to vacate notice. im going to win this time around. its long overdue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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