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I'll put up with her bullshit if she can put up with mine.

 

But under no circumstances,

 

 

 

 

Will I ever,

 

 

 

 

 

 

Date a girl with

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Night Farts.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"i would do anything for love...."

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Has anyone noticed that Chinese girls are flaky? And I don't mean by way of dandruff.

 

i dunno about flaky, but every single asian broad ive banged (three) has been submissive as all hell.

and i dont mean the good kind of submissive.

i mean just lay there and take it, only ever wants to fuck missionary, barely even moves submissive.

 

im done with asians.

 

fuck yes I love fucking girls asses then having them suck me off so that they can taste their ass and my cum also i love using a girls hair like reins (you know like the ones for horses) sorry im kind of a SadoMasochist I will shut up now this really isnt about shit we like to do to females lolz

 

yea dude cause anal sex and pulling a bitches hair makes you sado-masochistic.

:rolleyes:

 

why do i think all the sexual experience you have is from pornhub.com?

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I could go on all day about how this woman has been continuing to piss me off for years, but thats just mad homo. What i'll do instead is tell you that after many years on this planet I know which female traits i'm going to avoid from now on:

 

1- Food issues: Anorexia, bullemia, or food addictions. They dont share food in resturaunts, and their weight is constantly up and down. (in the end the up ALWAYS wins)

 

2- Daddy issues: They didnt have control growning up and will want to control the hell out of you, and every situation (stay away ESPECIALLY if you're an alpha male with a dominant personality)

 

3-The Victim: My god! Stay away from these like an email from a nigerian asking for your bank details. No matter what happens they have mental mechanisms in place to genuinely convince themselves they've been hard done by, they never admit they should change what their doing. They will remember how in 2007 you showed up 28 minutes late to pick them up, and how you on your anniversary you checked a text during dinner. Conveniently they NEVER remember the good things youve done for them over the years because in doing so they cant be the victim can they? They failed school because the classes were a joke not because they didnt study, they put on weight due to a genetic thyroid condition not because of a garbage diet.

 

Feel free to Umad.jpg and CheerUpEmoKid.jpg

 

Seriously though what other traits have I missed? what should I look out for?

 

well fuck looks like im doomed to be alone til i die fat and lonely mad at my dad and feeling sorry for myself

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i have known a wide variety of chinese women and i don't know if i could generalize half a billion people.

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that said, those categories are pretty good.

 

you could probably do a double for guys except it'd be

 

-drug & alcohol issues

-mommy issues

-the degenerate loser

 

the funny shit is, that you can also play this game on the guys and the above is true lol.

 

That being said, here some female traits that i've gone to notice while having a girlfriend for 2 years, and before that a girlfriend for 3 years...

-longer the relationship, less the sex..

-bitches be tryin take control of everything and shit sunn

-umm i can go on and on but i think im done

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