!@#$% Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 i have heartburn occasionally but more often i have bad joint problems i hate doctors so i always go for home remedies.. here are some i found for heartburn (people have lots of solutions so try a bunch if you can stand it): chewing gum (wrigley's or mint) pomegranate peels pickle juice (wtf) a pepperoncini or two a handful of raisins apple cider vinegar raw ginger (2 pieces chopped up, microwaved in water 2 mins, drink) mint tea 4-8 raw almonds a teaspoon of mustard lemon juice red apple papaya people are swearing by this shit. clearly thr concept is to UP the acid in your stomach to get rid of excess. i don't know if it works. the mint concept is good, as is ginger, because they are proven to be good for aiding an ailing stomach the vinegar remedy is clearly the most popular (also recommended by doctors) mustard got a lot of recommendations too doctors also recommend ginger and eating more citrus *doctors don't like the milk or mint remedies because they relax the valve that keeps acid in your stomach, say to avoid alcohol (of course) tomatoes, chocolate, caffeine, and not to lie flat after eating also eat low fat foods, (no cheezburgers) stop smoking, don't drink carbonated beverages and don't eat within 2.5 hours of sleeping i'm waiting for the Zeiss woman to finish with our microscope so i had some time for this. http://www.myhomeremedies.com/topic.cgi?topicid=97&page=1 http://health.howstuffworks.com/wellness/natural-medicine/home-remedies/home-remedies-for-heartburn1.htm http://www.mothernature.com/Library/Bookshelf/Books/47/73.cfm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 For some reason this would be the end of me if I drank it. Instant heart burn, but I loved drinking them soooo much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 i have heartburn occasionally but more often i have bad joint problems i hate doctors so i always go for home remedies.. here are some i found for heartburn (people have lots of solutions so try a bunch if you can stand it): chewing gum (wrigley's or mint) pomegranate peels pickle juice (wtf) a pepperoncini or two a handful of raisins apple cider vinegar raw ginger (2 pieces chopped up, microwaved in water 2 mins, drink) mint tea 4-8 raw almonds a teaspoon of mustard lemon juice red apple papaya people are swearing by this shit. clearly thr concept is to UP the acid in your stomach to get rid of excess. i don't know if it works. the mint concept is good, as is ginger, because they are proven to be good for aiding an ailing stomach the vinegar remedy is clearly the most popular (also recommended by doctors) mustard got a lot of recommendations too doctors also recommend ginger and eating more citrus *doctors don't like the milk or mint remedies because they relax the valve that keeps acid in your stomach, say to avoid alcohol (of course) tomatoes, chocolate, caffeine, and not to lie flat after eating also eat low fat foods, (no cheezburgers) stop smoking, don't drink carbonated beverages and don't eat within 2.5 hours of sleeping i'm waiting for the Zeiss woman to finish with our microscope so i had some time for this. http://www.myhomeremedies.com/topic.cgi?topicid=97&page=1 http://health.howstuffworks.com/wellness/natural-medicine/home-remedies/home-remedies-for-heartburn1.htm http://www.mothernature.com/Library/Bookshelf/Books/47/73.cfm I can understand the do nots of eating. And I can swear by the laying flat after eating since I have the problem of eating late or munching down before bed after drinking. Pizza and beer one night forced me to stack pillows so I wasnt completely horizontal. The eating citrus is funny because you add more acid to your stomach BUT I have heard that heart burn/acid reflux can be from a lack of acid in your diet..so really it goes both ways, although I dont have written evidence of that. It all can stem down to a bad eating schedule, whether you eat and wait two hours before you sleep or not yet youre still having a meal in the late hours of the night. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 I can co-sign a shot of vinegar working, but DO NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, do it with white vinegar. Holy shit, I've never felt stomach pain like that in my life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RIPS Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=081NOaOBEls Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
swordfish meatloaf Posted December 2, 2010 Share Posted December 2, 2010 good dope used to give me heartburn. take some pepcid AC and drink a glass of milk pussy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tyrannosaurus Sex Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 TUMS LIFE. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Vergudo Posted December 3, 2010 Share Posted December 3, 2010 pepto makes ur shit black Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUSO Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 ever since I stopped drinking booze, I gets no heartburn,, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 4, 2010 Author Share Posted December 4, 2010 thanks symbols, that's a good list got some of that generic zantac or whatever, it works so far but i'd rather not take drugs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 i take tums on the daily. it sucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 I wish things like Tums hadn't stopped working for me like a week after I started getting heartburn. The last time I took it was because I was watching my niece and couldn't go to the store for real meds, so I sat and had to chew 2 of them every half hour or so just to try and control it haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SukiSukiNow Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 chewing gum does help me sometimes and my mom swears by ginger tea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~KRYLON2~ Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 heartburn sucks ass, try sleeping on an angle. i heard this shit works wonders for heartburn Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
inoticedthatyourgay Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Suck it up princess this had me laughing. i get pretty bad heatburn from really weird things. like i can eat fast food and steak and fuckin chips and salsa and be completely fine. however if i eat a bannana or a butterfinger, or like cookies/cake sweet baked goods etc. i will be fucked. ive found tums to work for my general purposes, i have to eat like 6 of em at a time tho. in the event you cant get any store bought remedies ifind those little red and white peppermints that they give you with your bill at resturants work really well for whatever reason. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ValueHorse Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 i get heartburn really bad everyday, terrible. this stuff has been working pretty good for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Yup. Omeprazole and lansoprazole FTW, they saved my fucking life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mackfatsoe Posted December 4, 2010 Author Share Posted December 4, 2010 so you go through a pack every 2 weeks? annoying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 The OTC shit is supposed to be taken once a day for 14 days, and then not again for 3 or 4 months. Unfortunately, that doesn't work for me, so I either take it everyday anyways, or when my brother's baby moms isn't being a cunt she gives me her prescription shit meant to be taken daily Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
abcs Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 when i get heartburn i either drink 4 loco or microwaved well tequilla. They both work about the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 have you tried not being a pussy cus? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 so i'm out at the bar saturday night. playing pinball and drinking a beer(my 2nd of the night) when all of a sudden my stomach feels like a some three-eyed creature from the black lagoon is going to rip through my skin and crawl the fuck out. i ignore it, cause it almost felt like my ulcer actin up. but after a little while, the pain grew and was not in the area i've previously experienced it. it got to the point where i felt really fucking sick and decided to roll out. i puked all over the ground outside as soon as i left. and continued to do so for the rest of the night. it is now noon on monday, i've called out of work and although i've stopped puking my stomach still feels fucked. pretty sure i need to see a doctor. but welcome to Massachusetts and they're lack of walk-in clinics on the count of every motherfucker supposed to have health insurance. fuuuuuuuuuuu!:mad: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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NightmareOnElmStreet Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 ??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
!@#$% Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 thanks symbols, that's a good list got some of that generic zantac or whatever, it works so far but i'd rather not take drugs word, good luck and let me know if anything works. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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