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Heartburn pity party MEGAthread

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Who else gets heartburn?

 

Do you take drugs for it, or just wait it out?

 

I've had heartburn for like 4 days in a row...what the fuck?

 

In the interest of full disclosure, yes I have been snorting drugs and drinking whiskey...I'm worried that what I think is heartburn is actually something wrong with my throat because of all the recent powpow?

 

UGH every sip of whiskey unleashes this funky ass misery...

 

-cus

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it feels like hella pressure in your chest and then every once in a while it moves up the throat and fucking burns like you have a big ass burp but you don't

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i like mylanta, and pepcid...i have a fuckin stomach ulcer. its somewhat helpful. stop drinkin whiskey and switch to beer. thats what i had to do.

 

i kno exactly what ur sayin...pepcid should clear that up in 30 min

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i didn't get my shit from any drinkin. shit obviously don't help. but i got it mainly from being an idiot and popping entire bottles of asprin/tylenol in a weeks time. shdoooops. did that for years and one day my shit was black as death. BAM, fucking ulcer.

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new question:

 

found a bottle of pepto in the fridge...its like half drunk and probably pretty old...does this shit go bad? No "throw away after..." warning on the label. so...

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I have absolutely horrific acid reflux, to the point that before I got on meds I was thinking about suicide cause I couldn't even function haha. It's not helped by the fact that I drink everyday and eat pretty shitty, but even if I'm doing neither of the above it's still horrible.

 

I take daily Prilosec/Prevacid, depending on what I grab, and it keeps it pretty much in check. If I miss a day or two though, it's hell on Earth. Also, no matter if I'm taking my meds or not, chocolate or orange juice will ALWAYS cause heartburn

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dang doggy, you got it you got it bad

 

chocolate huh? that's interesting there, could be that. girl just gave me a big ass box of expensive looking chocolate

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i've had it for years. most of the time i just take a tums or drink a glass of milk. lately, it's been worse so i got the walgreen's brand prilosec knock-off. works ok.

 

p.s. the bitches on america's next top model are goofy lookin'.

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pepto helped a little, not completely though

 

I gave up on the whiskey for now

 

but yoooo anybody watch HOARDERS on a+e? shit is wild these people are fucking loony for real

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Best fuckin line of that show is

 

"Well I never wuuz much of a house keepuur"

 

 

LOL OH! For real Mary? Cuz I can see you got yogurt from circa '92 and a dead cat mummified in newspaper with a headline readin "JFK ASSASSINATED" I don't know where you'd get that impression of yourself.

 

They are all for the most part disgusting fat white heifers.

 

This has me thinkin you ever seen a family outing consisting of all morbidly obese white females, one is the mother and the other 3 whales are her daughters but they all look the same age?

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