forsit Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Mulatto monster. next tattoo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 No one can say tanning outside is gay tho right? So I dont get why going to a tanning bed is gay, it's just cheating. People look unhealthy when they're pale. Yes it is ghey to tan outside as well. It's a waste of time. I'd rather get drunk and splash people with cold water at the beach than lay their working on my tan. That's just me though. A non-ghey person. But, go ahead and do you. I just think it's pointless. Also, a tan is the first sign your body is giving you to let you know your skin has been damaged. Have fun with that leathery pelt you will acquire in your golden years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 This is how we do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Now I'm fucking hungry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted October 24, 2010 Share Posted October 24, 2010 Maybe Im retarded but I tried to look up the rolls I have in my pocket and I cant get that pillreport thing to work for shit. any help? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
injury Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Maybe Im retarded but I tried to look up the rolls I have in my pocket and I cant get that pillreport thing to work for shit. any help? YOU'RE JUST RETARDED, SORRY :cool: :cool: :cool: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted October 25, 2010 Author Share Posted October 25, 2010 This is how we do it. bbq chicken pizza like what Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 UHHHHH Injury Fukt You! ITs .com not org.... Edit: And that site is not reliable at all. Half the shit they said was bad I had done and liked and some of the iffy pills ive seen they said were good. How u gonna know what a drug dealer puts in it each batch? mehh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Because they log their process online, duh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 I'm goin to Vegas in a week. Weather heres been shitty. Don't want to be the pale guy at the pool. Or they guy who gets burned the first day and is the sunburned guy at the pool either Did it twice this week. Think thisll be good enough I think. Never done it before. Won't do it again unless a similar situation arises. Won't tell anyone I know in real life. Gimme a break, I'm tryin to get some pussy. Vegas lazyriver pussy. words cannot express this facepalm. Yeah it got in her eye :lol: Looked like she just got done smoking a blunt. But in only one eye Wiped my dong off w her hair. --- I see it like this- I prefer a girl with a tan ; I assume it's the same way for them I don't want a mouth full of hair when I eat pussy ; I assume they don't want one when they give me head you gotta capture these moments boat. c'm0n s0n. like, "aye....hold on a second sweetheart while i flick my love lotion explosion all on yo face." exhibit A: clearly not a facial but you get the idea. next time. break out that camera dawg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Pillreport.com and all such similar sites fucking suck. Know who you're buying shit off, that'sd all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted October 25, 2010 Author Share Posted October 25, 2010 late last year i had a girl deny me when i asked her for a date. shes been the only girl thats ever straight up shot me down hella tough. she hit me up today and apologized, told me she regretted it. i went over to her crib tonight and she showered me in love and whiskey. shes a jew with a huge booty. cheers. bsm holocaust 666 edit: all the bitches that told me to fuck off in london dont count, because london broads are cunts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 I AM HERE TO COSIGN THAT FOR YOU BROTHER, ITS ALL A NUMBERS GAME THOUGH RIGHT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 Capslock. JTT also gave us the best advice in the world, 'If you know you aint getting shit from them, just fuckin freak em the fuck out' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted October 25, 2010 Author Share Posted October 25, 2010 hahah. i almost forgot about that. the trick is to fuck with them, but you gotta do it smart. if you do it in the i-just-got-shot-down-and-now-im-being-an-asshole steez, you look like a faggot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 25, 2010 Share Posted October 25, 2010 SHLLLLAAAAAGGGGGSSSS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 hahah. i almost forgot about that. the trick is to fuck with them, but you gotta do it smart. if you do it in the i-just-got-shot-down-and-now-im-being-an-asshole steez, you look like a faggot. Sexual innuendo in the form of offering them bar snacks seems to get the job done here and there. My friend offered some girl some warm nuts once...just so happens he bought some warm nuts from the bartender moments before. She wasn't all wet for him but it paved the way for a future conversation after repeated shoot downs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vanfullofretards Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 "Do you cum here often or wait till you get home?" This line works all the time. I would know, since I've never used it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 jus sayin BSM UPPER Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Isn't that from that FANG 7"? I love that fucking record. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 So of course I got sunburnt today. Jerks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Isn't that from that FANG 7"? I love that fucking record. fang 7?????????? have no clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Not listening to FANG is the most non-BSM thing I can imagine. I thought you were a big tough punker/biker guy? Son, I am disappoint. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 i think trips is old enough to be your dad.....so you can try to son him but its just not gonna work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 Father, I apologize for my insolence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 o noeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssss i dont listen to a certain band or kind of music. lord what ever will i do now. i looked them up, not my style. in the almighty words of king putz dao himself.......tpwf's. can i get a slayer link? ill even take some 8-bit slayer ftw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 I'm sure you can find a Slayer link on your own. Now DOW's tranny handjob Slayer shirt...that's worth a request. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 i know i can find it on my own dipshit. its called sarcasm. learn it or your out of BSM.................................................................SON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gasfacevictm Posted October 26, 2010 Share Posted October 26, 2010 LOL...noted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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