fat ralphy Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 i consumed some bacon, about to do some push ups and then deposit my unemployment check. im getting paid to eat bacon and do push ups....hopefully the giants win today too. JUGZ WHAT HAT SPOT YOU WORK AT..LIDS? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 blood sex=metal as fuck dudes that aren't into that shit are lamers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 people who dont like blood sex dont read this thread. ralphy i did no push ups after wards i smoked a cigarette then drank some monster and went for a walk in the woods..exercised my big sexy calf muscles ..didnt get a tan because it was raining hence my pasty whiteness..thank you irish blood. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 aight yall, ima set up a paypal this week and figure out shipping rates and all that, because this is becoming a little too big for my britches. i had no idea how worldwide bsm was. i mean in 12 hours i got like 20 orders, wtf!?!?!? ill let you guys know. and ralphy, its not lids, its better, i have more freedom, creativity, and flexibility here than i would at a chain store Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 I only have sex when I am bleeding. Otherwise, it's just not romantic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted October 2, 2010 Author Share Posted October 2, 2010 Beat Stanford Motherfuckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 vagina blood or open wound blood?cos its not fun unless someones skins opened up. and god damnit brah get that shirt off and show off the big chest /nh. sexy fuckin glass though. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark_Knight Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 blood secks rules bc you can bust in the chick without worries. just think of it as dipping a breadstick into marinara sauce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 I'm advocated blood sex on here many times. A little blood isn't gonna stop me from getting a nut off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
blood fart Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 blood secks rules bc you can bust in the chick without worries. just think of it as dipping a breadstick into marinara sauce. I consider chicks that can get pregnant to be broken. Sterile 4 lyfe. Babies are such a buzzkill. No thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EON 352 Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 POWDERED DONUTS MAKE ME GO NUTS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 I'm advocated blood sex on here many times. A little blood isn't gonna stop me from getting a nut off this. you a big faggot if a little blood gonna stop you from hittin cunt. i dont tap on heavy flow but i aint gonna wait a week ill tell you that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted October 2, 2010 Author Share Posted October 2, 2010 triple, ill hit you up on ye olde telephone later on homie just got some jameson and pizza BSM Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TripleSuplex Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 sweet dow, please do so. BSM-PBT MOTHERFUCKERS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 i need one of those hats but i'm broke till friday. last night was rad i flexed my BSMs at the bartender and she paid my tab for me. Then she let me drink her vodka in the parking lot after she got off work till the point where i passed out in a parking spot. she woke me up and drove me home after everyone left around 6am. Fuck yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted October 2, 2010 Author Share Posted October 2, 2010 BG would approve of your night. BG will do anything to get something for free. he once literally refused to go to jack n the box for months because they charged him something like 30 cents to upgrade to curly fries without telling him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted October 2, 2010 Author Share Posted October 2, 2010 BG is also famous for inviting you over for a "bbq, ive got steaks grilling right now", then you show up and he has some jewish sized pieces of carne asada on the grill because "theyre really cheap right now". hes a cheap fuck, but always down to share whatever he had. with the exception of his fancy fag paint, hell never share that with you. god bless the BG, BSM president Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 ive done that many a time i now dont go to subway and refuse to because they charged me for extra cheese when i hadnt ordered any...and refused me free refills. fuck you subway.fuck forgivness. hold grudges. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 Being cheap is a horrible way to live life Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted October 2, 2010 Author Share Posted October 2, 2010 thicky girl that lead me to earning my red wings last night, i took her out for breakfast yesterday. she ordered "bacon pancakes". the batter had bacon in it, and, as you can see, they were covered with motherfucking bacon. WIN WIN WIN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted October 2, 2010 Author Share Posted October 2, 2010 swamp, BG spends every dime on his daughter and doesnt usually have much left over. hes 100% a stand-up guy. but hes such a cheap fuck!!! i hope he can access the internet from prison just so he can read this: you cheap fuck! hahahah we love you, homie. one time tugboat timmy got in a fist fight over some dumb shit with the largest man to ever roam the earth. BG took out a can of paint and threw it at the ogres head so fucking hard, the dude blacked out. so timmy stomped the fuck out of the guy's head and body as he laid blacked out on the ground while traffic drove by. the rumble has forever been known as "the david and goliath match". BSM. act right or get wronged. ps im whiskey drunk now. bout to go flex my muscles on old town san diego. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jugzer Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 im outchea lookin like money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armand hammer Posted October 2, 2010 Share Posted October 2, 2010 how do i send props to BG in prison? this is how my BSM's grow.. they just get bigger and sexier when around this song. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 So do we get to hear the tale of how BG got locked up??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted October 3, 2010 Author Share Posted October 3, 2010 he got busted for painting freights. skulls, why is your name so goddamn familar? were you krie's homeboy from australia? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
itsallafarce Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 it's good to know BG would approve. I'm payin for it right now though. I think its time for a jameson on the rocks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullnbones Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 skulls, why is your name so goddamn familar? were you krie's homeboy from australia? In a word, yes. Used to be on here all the time back then. Taken some long leaves of absence over the years though. Now I've lost track of who most people are with the name changes and all. Edit: Haha, 5 years later and I still don't even have half the amount of posts he had. What a machine! Fuck, where did 5 years go... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted October 3, 2010 Author Share Posted October 3, 2010 rip to your brother, skulls. i remember jocking krie's new tattoos shortly before he passed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted October 3, 2010 Share Posted October 3, 2010 swamp, BG spends every dime on his daughter and doesnt usually have much left over. hes 100% a stand-up guy. but hes such a cheap fuck!!! i hope he can access the internet from prison just so he can read this: you cheap fuck! hahahah we love you, homie. one time tugboat timmy got in a fist fight over some dumb shit with the largest man to ever roam the earth. BG took out a can of paint and threw it at the ogres head so fucking hard, the dude blacked out. so timmy stomped the fuck out of the guy's head and body as he laid blacked out on the ground while traffic drove by. the rumble has forever been known as "the david and goliath match". BSM. act right or get wronged. EPIC. My brother broke up with his baby moms today, so I'm about to shower and link up with him. He's gonna get drunk and either fuck some random whore, or beat someone's ass. Either way, it will be BSM as fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted October 3, 2010 Author Share Posted October 3, 2010 fuck a random whore AND beat somebodies ass! i fucked a thicky last night AND had security at the strip club make me do the "lift your shirt up and do a 360" because they thought i had a gun. hah. no gun, just big sexy muscles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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