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so uh yeah where are these sexy legs that were spoken ?

there better be hair on them or im killing a bunny.

 

There is not only hair, but there are tons of scabs from healing tattoos.

Getting 1 tattoo isn't very BSM.

So I went ahead and got 9 in 6 days.

8 of which are on these World Famous Life Wrecking legs.

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Call her Djembe.

 

Puzzy lipz so stretched you could play a drum roll on em

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

i think he actually plays them like a stand up bass.....

 

ba boom boom boom boom ba boom

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Trampoline Cunt

 

:lol:

props to both of you these had my dieing with laughter.....

i'm not that fond of stretched lips they're not whats up, but at the end of the day it don't matter to me unless her shits so loose a mac truck would be floppin around in there.

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Some German lady at work today told me I have "big strong arm muscles, yes"

 

At the gym today I realized my cutest moments are as follows:

-when I have a black eye

-when I first wake up in the morning

-when I leave the gym and am super sweaty

-when I'm choking my cat

 

 

I also told my boss to eat shit today.

He said it's nice to have me back.

Then I walked away and yelled at some people for being complete bastards and knocked some boxes of candles to the floor just to hear them break.

I'm basically the best employee ever.

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