Manute Bol Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? so.... my boss lives in a home for disabled people that arent able to take of themselves. the lady that lives across the hall from him's name is PJ, shes 62 years old, real thin, and has big fake tits. i told my boss that i wanna fuck her, but only while she wears these enormous goddamn sunglasses that she always has on. hes a scummy fuck, so he is down to help me out. he put in some good words for me and told her that i always mention how cute she is. now she has a huge crush on me and boss is gonna find out what days she gets showered. pretty fuckin stoked. i told him that i want NBB and i to DP her, but he said something is wrong with her ass and thats why she lays in bed for most of the day instead of sitting in her wheelchair. :lol: :lol: :lol: Yo this is the funniest shit I read on here in a while, holy fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? DOW is my kinda guy.. :naughty: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 10, 2010 Author Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? post your cock or GTFO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DurkStevens Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 10, 2010 Author Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? hahahahhahaha new wallpaper status Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? LOL Dow you need to fuck someone to this^^^ 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Realism Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? Wooooooah room full of people here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? haha you should know this thread is nsfw thats how clowns get down Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? thats how clowns get down dow and eb are clowns you say.... I knew it.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? Don't you fucking dare icb... Too far man... Too far Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? So I'm on a train to bakersfield. At which point I'll be getting off that train and taking a bus to downtown la. Then back on another train to see San Diego. At which point, if history is any clue , dow will be ready to shower me with cocaine and handjobs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fat ralphy Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? so your almost drunk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? <----Jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? Other than that I'm just hanging out... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NightmareOnElmStreet Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? pink draws br0..? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Newer Bigger Better Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? Yep. Currently sitting next to a convict who just got out of corcaran. Were discussing the finer details of pruno. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? Discuss this. http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1283920216/Complete_Creep_Of_A_Hot_Chick_Has_A_Ghoulish_Surprise Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 10, 2010 Author Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? the infamous pink undies hahahh thats rad because im currently on working on getting us some pink cocaine from a crazy beaner girl that tipped me with blow the other week. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? I wont be able to get a boner for week thanks to manutes video. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chopsticks Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? Jizz over the old gals tits for me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
..romero.. Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? some one said jizz over her tits and i came running. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrChupacabra Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? i told him that i want NBB and i to DP her, but he said something is wrong with her ass and thats why she lays in bed for most of the day instead of sitting in her wheelchair. You are the epitome of scum...and I fucking love it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? fuck are you dipshits doing in here!?? too loud damnit quiet down. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? Best thread on the oontz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 10, 2010 Author Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? crazy mexican mafia girl just hit me back. YAY (pun absolutely intended) raver girl is trying to get her friend to fuck nbb. cats have taken care of me when i was travelin, so i fully intend on doing the same. prepare for lots of cabeza tacos, warm water to surf in, a free tattoo, good coke, and hopefully some naked young girls. MUAH Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? THAT'S IT, I'M FUCKING GOING TO VISIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IrishCarBombs Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? that does sound like a fun post card. my type of weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JUST THE TIP Posted September 10, 2010 Author Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? the new artist i hired said he really likes to fight people. swamp, you should come fight him!! hes a 6'5 hillbilly guy from north carolina. he has some epic black leather gloves that he jb welded spikes on the knuckles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted September 10, 2010 Share Posted September 10, 2010 Re: Oh hey dow what are you doing??? I'm down, as soon as my hand heals up. We were at the bar celebrating Old Man KGP's birfday on Saturday and some college kid rammed his face into my fist repeatedly, shit's still swollen as fuck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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