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Let's play one up!

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Alright so everyone knows this asshole. That "Oh yeah, well..." guy. Example being when I lived in Maui when I was younger. I went back to California and ran into an old friend asking me where I've been. I told him where and that it was fucking awesome there. Then he cuts me off and says "Oh yeah, well I got 2 tickets to Cancun! I'm going next week with my girlfriend!"

 

I know there is the friendly one upper when you bullshit with friends, but I'm talking about that one dude that tries a little too hard to one up everything you fucking say.

 

So lets celebrate how much I/we hate this motherfucker and play!

 

Only one rule to one upping someone. You have to start your one up with "Oh yeah, well...".

 

 

 

****FIRST POSTER GETS TO START THE GAME BY POSTING ANYTHING THAT CAN BE ONE UPPED.****

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Oh yeah, well when I go to Italy I'll send you a postcard, if I have the time.

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Oh yeah, well I'm eating chicken, watching a Chappelle show dedicated to me, sitting in my custom made Louis Vutton barcalounger in fucking Malibu planning a trip to Europe on my new Ipad. Then I'm gonna get my free rape on in Finland.

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Oh yeah, well I'm baked of the best green you never even heard of while I'm slicing my bread.

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I farted and 15 minutes later it turned from a gaseous form into a solid and grew to be a clone of Gary Coleman.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Too soon?

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