Manute Bol Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 GTFO http://www.ehow.com/video_1956_rid-hiccups.html id fuck this whore hahahhaha but seriously, cant stop this shit, i drank wayyyyyyyyyyy too much Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted April 17, 2010 Author Share Posted April 17, 2010 I cant stop them,its been like an hour, anyone who has my number call my phone i lost it in my bed soehwere Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Doesn't always work but still worth a try: drink water upside down. Stand up and instead of tipping the glass toward you resting on you bottom lip tip it away from you resting on your top lip. Means you have to bend over forward very awkwardly to do it but it works about 50% of the time fo me. Other than that, expand your diaphragm. Breathe in as deep as you can trying to stretch your rib cage out as far as you possibly can. Hold for a good while and repeat a couple of times. Works more often the drinking upside down. /white hot hate of hiccups Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q666 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 especially when you're trying to smoke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted April 17, 2010 Author Share Posted April 17, 2010 OK, SO I GOT RID OF THE HICCUPS, MY DRUNK ASS LAID OFF THE SIDE OF MY BED SO I WAS HALF UPSIDE DOWN, I DRANK A SHIT TON OF WATER BEFORE, I HELD MY ARMS OUT LIKE PUSSY JESUS, AND INHALED A BUNCH HELD IT FOR 60 SECONDS, EXHALED AND THEY WERE GONE. IM SAYING THESE WERE LIKE THE WORST HICCUPS EVER, NOT LETTING UP FOR MORE THAN 30 SECONDS FOR LIKE AN HOUR, THANK GOD BAD NEWS WAS I LOST MY PHONE IN THE PROCESS AND HAD TO HAVE PEOPLE CALL IT TILL IFOUND IT UNDER MY BED NOT ONLY THIS, MY GIRL BOUGHT ME 3 T'S AND A BUTTON UP AND A NEW PAIR OF SNEAKERS, FOR NO REASON, AWESOME GF ONER, MANUTE IS AWESOME SHIT ROACH PIECE OF SHIT FUCK YOU DELETE THIS THREAD ITS USELESS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted April 17, 2010 Author Share Posted April 17, 2010 I ALSO CALLED A FAT GIRL A CUNT TONIGHT, IT WAS LOLZ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
headaches Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 5/5 -- would read again! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KM4RT Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 The thread was beautifully set against a dark gray background, with hiccups being a recurring theme, but perhaps the most defining moment was Manute's extraordinary insight into fat girls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted April 17, 2010 Author Share Posted April 17, 2010 I TOLD ABOUT 20 PEOPLE HOW I WANTED MY FUNERAL TO BE TONIGHT AND FIGURED 12OZ WOULD BE A GOOD PLACE TO DOCUMENT THIS IN CASE ITS SOONER THAN LATER K IF I DIE RICH FIRST THINGS FIRST I WANT MY DEAD PALE BLUE FACED CORPSE OUT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AT THE WAKE, ANDI WANT TWO OF THE BIGGEST SLAM PIG WHORES BLOWING OFF MY COCK IN FRONT OF ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY, AND I WANT EM TO PRETEND THEY LOVE IT. THEN I WANT MY BODY PUSHED OUT ON A RAFT RIGGED WITH EXPLOSIVES INTO THE OCEAN WHILE THE FUNERAL WATCHES ON A CLIFF SORT OF THING THEN I WANT SLAYER TO PERFORM LIVE LISTEN TO THAT PLAY IT WHILE THIS DUDE IS DOING THE OPENING SCREAM I WANT MY BODY BLOWN INTO PIECES AND FLYING INTO A CROWD OF ASSHOLES AND A MOSH GOING ON WHILE PIECES OF MY BODY HIT PEOPLE IN THE FACE FUCK YEAH DUDE AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE WASTED FREE BOOZE AT MY FUNERAL IF I DIE RICH MOTHER FUCKERS, BE THERE Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Doesn't always work but still worth a try: drink water upside down. Stand up and instead of tipping the glass toward you resting on you bottom lip tip it away from you resting on your top lip. Means you have to bend over forward very awkwardly to do it but it works about 50% of the time fo me. Other than that, expand your diaphragm. Breathe in as deep as you can trying to stretch your rib cage out as far as you possibly can. Hold for a good while and repeat a couple of times. Works more often the drinking upside down. this is also christo's hook hanging pregame regime. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 IM SAYING THESE WERE LIKE THE WORST HICCUPS EVER, NOT LETTING UP FOR MORE THAN 30 SECONDS FOR LIKE AN HOUR, THANK GOD Hey, WTF did God have to do with it?! Here's another tip, if you eve get the stage fright whilst trying to piss just do a Homer Simpson. Picture him after a big meal where he un-does his belt and lets his guts flop out. Do this, look like a slob and the appropriate muscles will relax and the pee will flow. Chisto, spillin life's secrets to the Ounce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
half n half Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 this is also christo's hook hanging pregame regime. Wrong, I go fishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted April 17, 2010 Author Share Posted April 17, 2010 Hey, WTF did God have to do with it?! . sorry dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CityonSMASH Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Wrong, I go fishing. touche Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yonis Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 last sunday i had hiccups for the whole day,. went to sleep and woke up and still had them shieeeeeet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 hold breath for 10 seconds. always works for me. if it doesn't work the first time, try again. should work by the second or third time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonCheadle Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Lemon, sugar, bitters. That's how I cure em at the bar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 I ALSO CALLED A FAT GIRL A CUNT TONIGHT, IT WAS LOLZ this Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
50million Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troofandroomaz Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 ^cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bad Medicine Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 especially when you're trying to smoke practice wat u preach Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
publicenemyno.3 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 STIXFIGURE[/url] i knew some hipster rapper from milwaukee who had one of these hats. ghey. i hope whoever made these gets cancer in their balls. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 from what i remember my dad telling me after getting mad hammered and then having the hiccups all night,the best way to deal with hiccups is the paper bag technique...something to do with lack of carbon dioxide or someshit.i cant remember.but the bag thing totally works probably.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 hold your breath untill you pass out, when you wake up, it's gone. naw, but holding your breath usually works. atleast for me. My gf just told me her nuts are bigger than mine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Manute Bol Posted April 17, 2010 Author Share Posted April 17, 2010 I'm hung over as fuck. Last night some fat drunk ghetto talking slob girl was being gross and shitty all night and was yelling "write ma name write ma name" while people were catching tags on a table, so I wrote a huge CUNT right in the middle. of it, and spit on the floor. SHIT SHOW ENSUED Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicken McFucketts Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 I ALSO CALLED A FAT GIRL A CUNT TONIGHT, IT WAS LOLZ yep Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HATER. Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 KING SHIT ROACH FTW Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 Manute seems like a pretty swell guy. /yh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted April 17, 2010 Share Posted April 17, 2010 My gf just told me her nuts are bigger than mine. so you and dowmagick know eachother than huh?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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