HICCUPS PISS ME OFF

[Manute Bol]

GTFO

http://www.ehow.com/video_1956_rid-hiccups.html

 

id fuck this whore hahahhaha but seriously, cant stop this shit, i drank wayyyyyyyyyyy too much

[Manute Bol]

I cant stop them,its been like an hour, anyone who has my number call my phone i lost it in my bed soehwere

[christo-f]

Doesn't always work but still worth a try:

 

drink water upside down. Stand up and instead of tipping the glass toward you resting on you bottom lip tip it away from you resting on your top lip. Means you have to bend over forward very awkwardly to do it but it works about 50% of the time fo me.

 

Other than that, expand your diaphragm. Breathe in as deep as you can trying to stretch your rib cage out as far as you possibly can. Hold for a good while and repeat a couple of times. Works more often the drinking upside down.

 

 

/white hot hate of hiccups

[Q666]

especially when you're trying to smoke

[Manute Bol]

OK, SO I GOT RID OF THE HICCUPS, MY DRUNK ASS LAID OFF THE SIDE OF MY BED SO I WAS HALF UPSIDE DOWN, I DRANK A SHIT TON OF WATER BEFORE, I HELD MY ARMS OUT LIKE PUSSY JESUS, AND INHALED A BUNCH HELD IT FOR 60 SECONDS, EXHALED AND THEY WERE GONE.

 

IM SAYING THESE WERE LIKE THE WORST HICCUPS EVER, NOT LETTING UP FOR MORE THAN 30 SECONDS FOR LIKE AN HOUR, THANK GOD

 

BAD NEWS WAS I LOST MY PHONE IN THE PROCESS AND HAD TO HAVE PEOPLE CALL IT TILL IFOUND IT UNDER MY BED

 

NOT ONLY THIS, MY GIRL BOUGHT ME 3 T'S AND A BUTTON UP AND A NEW PAIR OF SNEAKERS, FOR NO REASON, AWESOME GF ONER, MANUTE IS AWESOME

 

SHIT ROACH

 

PIECE OF SHIT

 

FUCK YOU

 

DELETE THIS THREAD ITS USELESS

[Manute Bol]

I ALSO CALLED A FAT GIRL A CUNT TONIGHT, IT WAS LOLZ

[headaches]

5/5 -- would read again!

[KM4RT]

The thread was beautifully set against a dark gray background, with hiccups being a recurring theme, but perhaps the most defining moment was Manute's extraordinary insight into fat girls.

[Manute Bol]

I TOLD ABOUT 20 PEOPLE HOW I WANTED MY FUNERAL TO BE TONIGHT AND FIGURED 12OZ WOULD BE A GOOD PLACE TO DOCUMENT THIS IN CASE ITS SOONER THAN LATER

 

 

 

 

K

 

 

 

 

 

 

IF I DIE RICH

 

 

 

FIRST THINGS FIRST I WANT MY DEAD PALE BLUE FACED CORPSE OUT IN FRONT OF EVERYONE AT THE WAKE, ANDI WANT TWO OF THE BIGGEST SLAM PIG WHORES BLOWING OFF MY COCK IN FRONT OF ALL MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY, AND I WANT EM TO PRETEND THEY LOVE IT. THEN I WANT MY BODY PUSHED OUT ON A RAFT RIGGED WITH EXPLOSIVES INTO THE OCEAN WHILE THE FUNERAL WATCHES ON A CLIFF SORT OF THING

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THEN I WANT SLAYER TO PERFORM LIVE

 

 

LISTEN TO THAT

 

PLAY IT

 

WHILE THIS DUDE IS DOING THE OPENING SCREAM I WANT MY BODY BLOWN INTO PIECES AND FLYING INTO A CROWD OF ASSHOLES AND A MOSH GOING ON WHILE PIECES OF MY BODY HIT PEOPLE IN THE FACE

 

 

FUCK YEAH DUDE

 

AND EVERYONE NEEDS TO BE WASTED

 

 

FREE BOOZE AT MY FUNERAL IF I DIE RICH MOTHER FUCKERS, BE THERE

[CityonSMASH]

Doesn't always work but still worth a try:

 

drink water upside down. Stand up and instead of tipping the glass toward you resting on you bottom lip tip it away from you resting on your top lip. Means you have to bend over forward very awkwardly to do it but it works about 50% of the time fo me.

 

Other than that, expand your diaphragm. Breathe in as deep as you can trying to stretch your rib cage out as far as you possibly can. Hold for a good while and repeat a couple of times. Works more often the drinking upside down.

 

 

this is also christo's hook hanging pregame regime.

[christo-f]

IM SAYING THESE WERE LIKE THE WORST HICCUPS EVER, NOT LETTING UP FOR MORE THAN 30 SECONDS FOR LIKE AN HOUR, THANK GOD

 

 

 

Hey, WTF did God have to do with it?!

 

 

 

 

Here's another tip, if you eve get the stage fright whilst trying to piss just do a Homer Simpson. Picture him after a big meal where he un-does his belt and lets his guts flop out. Do this, look like a slob and the appropriate muscles will relax and the pee will flow.

 

 

Chisto, spillin life's secrets to the Ounce.

[half n half]

[christo-f]

this is also christo's hook hanging pregame regime.

 

Wrong, I go fishing.

[Manute Bol]

Hey, WTF did God have to do with it?!

 

 

.

 

sorry dude

[CityonSMASH]

Wrong, I go fishing.

 

touche

[yonis]

last sunday i had hiccups for the whole day,. went to sleep and woke up and still had them shieeeeeet

[TheoHuxtable..]

hold breath for 10 seconds. always works for me. if it doesn't work the first time, try again. should work by the second or third time.

[DonCheadle]

Lemon, sugar, bitters. That's how I cure em at the bar

[KINGSHITOFFUCKMOUNTAIN]

I ALSO CALLED A FAT GIRL A CUNT TONIGHT, IT WAS LOLZ

 

this

[50million]

[troofandroomaz]

^cunt

[Bad Medicine]

especially when you're trying to smoke

 

practice wat u preach

[publicenemyno.3]

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i knew some hipster rapper from milwaukee who had one of these hats. ghey. i hope whoever made these gets cancer in their balls.

[.hopeless.]

from what i remember my dad telling me after getting mad hammered and then having the hiccups all night,the best way to deal with hiccups is the paper bag technique...something to do with lack of carbon dioxide or someshit.i cant remember.but the bag thing totally works probably..

[Chicken McFucketts]

hold your breath untill you pass out, when you wake up, it's gone.

naw, but holding your breath usually works. atleast for me.

 

 

My gf just told me her nuts are bigger than mine.

[Manute Bol]

I'm hung over as fuck. Last night some fat drunk ghetto talking slob girl was being gross and shitty all night and was yelling "write ma name write ma name" while people were catching tags on a table, so I wrote a huge CUNT right in the middle. of it, and spit on the floor.

 

SHIT SHOW ENSUED

[Chicken McFucketts]

I ALSO CALLED A FAT GIRL A CUNT TONIGHT, IT WAS LOLZ

yep

[HATER.]

KING SHIT ROACH FTW

[Spitfire15]

Manute seems like a pretty swell guy.

 

/yh

[.hopeless.]

 

My gf just told me her nuts are bigger than mine.

 

 

so you and dowmagick know eachother than huh??