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Perfect People Secret Society??

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http://www.thetechherald.com/article.php/201001/5031/Festive-fatties-tossed-from-BeautifulPeople-dating-site

 

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So i stumbled upon this dating site that is somewhat like myspace or facebook, but without having to weave thru all the ugly people. and its a site that is very picky about who they let in... like a beautiful people secret society...lol. and the application process is submitting a photo of yourself with a newspaper next to u with the date on it. they recently booted 5000 members over the holidays because they gained weight! only a few hundred were reinstated

i submitted my application in hopes to post flix of these fine ass bitches in here, but i doubt i will get in..

so we need a undercover good looking oontzer to infultrate and show us oogly people what we are missing out on. anyone up for the task? im pretty sure massive props will be handed out!! do it for all the ooglies in the oontz!!:o

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i'm bouts to get up on this site cuz i'm mad pretty and i love girls with eating disorders (they're always too exhausted/malnourished to argue or bitch)

 

if i get denied or ban i'm going to get visibly upset all over twitter

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ahhah this should be funny. I should have a go at it although my grill has been busted since my dui....FUUUUUUU

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okay so i'm not really on it but after seeing those people im fairly sure i could be on there.

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narcissism at its best.

 

 

fuck all these people i dont care how hot they are.but that stephanie chick would definitely get the dick with a quickness...

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festive fatties :lol:

 

 

would be cool if someone could infiltrate it. the IP ban after denial is kinda crazy.

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i bet hes in there...

unless they fund generously, all oldlings are processed into fat before being turned into cosmetics - a cycle of beauty

 

kinda like logans run + zoolander

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just imagine all the egotistical people in there who toss change at the ugly people who arent even homeless.... they deserve to be made fun of!! i kno a girl who will for sure get in there. so ill just take a pic of her...

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dont think they allow that...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

but the oontz does muhuhuhahahahaha ill do both.

anyone try?

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