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is this the shit they sell at porno shops that my mom once told me was just video head cleaner?

 

**edit: they sell it as an "aphrodisiac"

you put it on a rag and huff it. its actually pretty awesome. getting your dick sucked while you huff rush is whats up.

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thanks for your good advice casek I might try getting my son babysat and see if we can talk about it then - like I said sometimes it is nothing other times it gets on my nerves so much I have almost broke up again over it.

 

Shouldn't really have brought up something serious in Ch0 dunno what I was thinking

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You like opiates, which I would say are the stupidest drugs around.

 

I've noticed everytime I have a drug opinion you feel the need to refute it...opinions are like assholes there guy

 

rush really isn't a great drug and it's also used almost exclusively by homosexuals.

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You like opiates, which I would say are the stupidest drugs around.

 

Must be my metabolism. The one time I took "ecstasy" and really felt it- to the point where I was so totally fucked up it scared me for a while- turned out to be mostly heroin and speed...which I did on numerous occasions afterward, but it's never even come close to that rush. Another time I took "pure MDMA" and all it did was make me edgy and pissed off. Every other time, nada.

 

Back on subject...drunk girl on cocaine=I leave the party. NOTHING is as annoying as a coked up hammered chick I've never met telling me how I'm her best friend for fifteen minutes.

 

Really? You don't say. Well, I think I have plenty of friends and you're a trainwreck, so good night.

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Must be my metabolism. The one time I took "ecstasy" and really felt it- to the point where I was so totally fucked up it scared me for a while- turned out to be mostly heroin and speed...which I did on numerous occasions afterward, but it's never even come close to that rush. Another time I took "pure MDMA" and all it did was make me edgy and pissed off. Every other time, nada.

 

I've taken alot of shitty rolls, but I've also had some insane ones, and those are like nothing other.

 

I took one the other day that made me roll for 13 hours straight, with a lingering body high for 4 more...that was a little bit too much

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I BEEN SICK OF THIS PLAYING GAMES WITH THIS BROAD I LOVE.

SHE LOVES ME

BUT WERE BOTH LEAD SINGERS, AND OUR BAND DONT WORK THAT WAY.

SO I CALLED IT QUITS.

BUT SHES ON MY MIND, A LOT... AND IM ON HERS TOO, WE HAVENT REALLY TALKED BUT SHE THROW SUBLIMINALS ON FACEBOOK OR I HEAR IT BACK TO ME THROUGH MUTUAL FRIENDS.

 

THE STORY IS INFINITELY TO COMPLICATED FOR ME TO TYPE OUT ESPECIALLY TO TL;DR 12OZ.

 

I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT THIS SHIT, ITS REALLY TOO MUCH TO DEAL WITH

BUT ITS A LOT TO LOSE.

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^ It's not always that easy. Me and my ex are both madly in love with and still miss eachother, but sometimes two people just don't work anymore. She made that decision, and now I'm living with it

 

I haven't talked to her in 8 days, which is the longest we've gone without speaking since I met her. We haven't seen eachother in weeks. We haven't had sex in over 2 months.

 

I'm thinking this time we're really broken up and there won't be any more getting back together. It really sucks, but I think I've accepted it now

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You kno. Someday when if and when i make acceptable money i will just pay

escorts. Think what you want. I dont like drama. Ive had several girlfriends.

Years and years of it and im happier single... I like to be by myself and what

is it they say? You pay them to leave?

So when i'm mid fourties and in my fifties

thats my game plan. I probably wont be able to pick up 20 somethings at the

bar. I wouldnt want to be the old dude with the young girlfriend. I wont want

a 40-50 year old wife. I dont especially want kids. I dont want to share my life

i dont want to support anybody. It is what it is.

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i dont understand THIS...

so lemme see if i have this right..

you like her..she likes you

you cant stop thinking of her..she cant stop thinking of you...

 

you love her..she loves you

wtf is the problem?

 

 

 

 

shes a whore?

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im presently single. I dont have female problems

I dont need womanly advice

Im blessed

 

do you ever get lonely? do you ever wanna have sexual relations?

 

if so, what do you do

 

 

 

and if the answer is 'hook up with someone', do you ever get problems from them?

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I've never understood how people get problems from a random hookup, unless it involves them telling your signifigant other.

 

The only time I've ever worried about not pissing a random off was if I was cheating, cuz otherwise I have no problem busting a nut and then immediately telling the girl to get out

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