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Thee... I Got Beat The Fuck Up Thread

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Ya its happened to me plenty of times and Im not afraid to admit it.

 

I received broken noses, concussions, bruised and broken ribs, done been knocked out, bruised kidneys, and a cracked skull.

Whats your story? :D

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the bruised kidneys had me bed ridden for a month, luckily i had a live in girlfriend at the time to take care of me and dress me. The broken skull had me retarded for almost two weeks, I had no idea what the hell was going on apparently I was crazy and did a bunch of stupid shit. I dont remember any of it tho. you can still feel where my head cracked, bitches think its creepy but i think they are kind of turned on by it ;)

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well this morning i woke up with a mean lump and cut above my eye. No idea how that got there. I have a feeling it was a wall or table and not a fist that did it though.

 

Fucking danish shnaps.

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I threw my lighter at this one dudes hands once. He reaches out to catch it (instinct?) and I do a

juggernaut knee deal to his nuts following through with some mean elbows to his dome piece.

Then I kicked him in the face and walked away.

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When we were kids we used to have sand boondy fights. Anyway this one time, we were having a boondy fight and then a maori kid I went to school with started to use rocks. I told his olderbrother (who was on my 'team' in the fight) to tell his brother to stop throwing rocks. Anyway one of the rocks hit me and I ignored it for the time being but then this kid later was looking down one of the drain grates on the street as there was a $10 note or something down there. I took advantange of the situation and went and did my patented Double Dragon grab the motherfucker by the hair and knee him in the face move. The first knee was enough to make him start crying, but then his older brother saw what was going on and after about 5 or 6 savage anger fuelled knees to this kids face I delivered one beastly elbow to the back of the head before had to start running as all of a sudden I had 10 kids on bikes chasing me. I neded up making it to some house about a km from where I lved where I banged on the door to escape, as I was in fear of my life. I guess I was lucky in that I was the fastest kid at school and I escaped this mobbing, however when I went to school the next day, even though I was in fear, everyones respect for me grew.

I guess I have never really gotten beaten the fuck up, although when I was 14 some kid who was in the grade above me hit me with a sucker punch that made me see stars. Other than that, i had the occassional black eye or scratch or whatever, but I always ended up winning every fight I had. i think the aforementioned running ability allowed me to escape any scenario where I thought I might have had my ass handed to me, hence why my record of choking people the fuck out was so in tact.

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I think people are getting confused, this is the "I got beat the fuck up" thread, not the "try to make myself look tough" thread...

 

 

Never been beaten the fuck up. Like Mauler, I have been sucker punched a couple of times.

One made me see stars, the other made me mad.

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when you threw that lighter at the dude was it on some ninja distraction shit?

 

Like keeping a pocket full of sand just so you can throw it in someones face. (not that you had the lighter for that reason lol)

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when you threw that lighter at the dude was it on some ninja distraction shit?

 

Like keeping a pocket full of sand just so you can throw it in someones face. (not that you had the lighter for that reason lol)

 

 

Yeah, sorta. I have done it before with keys or whatever I had in my pocket.

If I feel at an unfair advantage, I'll do something to even the odds.

 

Now that I'm older, I don't see many confrontations so it's not an issue. What

I see mostly is people trying to get all intimidating alpha male bullshit. Easily

disarmed without escalating to fists. (I insult them slyly and make their girl/whatever

laugh at them)

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^ thats kind of what happened tonight with two dudes way bigger than i am

 

the best part was when i apologized to the bartender and door guy and they said, I dont know them but I know you, I dont give a fuck they are 86'd.

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When i was around 12 me and my boy were setting shit on fire with a magnifying glass. Some black kids that were around our age came over to us and told us to stop and how we were gonna "set brooklyn on fire". We told them that nothing was going to happen cuz its on the sidewalk and one of them says

 

"nigga dont get all scientific on me"

 

So i dont remember how it escalated but a fight started. My boy has always been a strong ass kid and these kids would have not been a problem even though it was 3 of them and 2 of us. It was harmless enough untill their big ass friend, must have been 16 or something comes over. My friend who was known for winning a lot of fights, punched this kid square in the nose and he barely moved.

 

then he proceeds to pick my boy up over his head and throw him like 5 feet into a pile of trash. Then he comes over to me and i caught a brolic punch to the face from him. Then we were both like "fuck this shit" and ran inside and brought out some skateboards to hit them with and they ran. That was actually the first black eye i got from a punch.

Some old italian guy saw it and called the cops and was yelling racist shit the whole time.

Then the cops came and them and the old guy said some racist shit and then they left.

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Man, so me and my wife were driving in my SUV when suddenly I get a text. My wife grabbed my phone and was all like, "Who the fuck is this sending you dirty text messages?!"

 

I was like, "I don't know."

 

So she called the number. At that point I was like, "Elin you don't want to do that..." and I tried to take the phone back. She open the door and hopped out of the car, we weren't going so fast, and I stopped the car to go after her. When the girl picked up, she went apeshit, swearing she was going to kill this girl. I was like, Baby, calm down, I can explain. She looked at me and rushed back to the car and grabbed my three wood out of the trunk and started swinging!

 

I was scared for my life, she was going to kill me, so I jumped back in the car and tried to drive away, but I hit a telephone poll. She went over to the car and open my door and whispered, "I'm going to fuck you up."

 

Luckily a neighbor saw the crash and ran out. Bitch made up some story about how she had to save me and needed a golf club?! Whatever.

 

But yeah, that's my story.

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Man, so me and my wife were driving in my SUV when suddenly I get a text. My wife grabbed my phone and was all like, "Who the fuck is this sending you dirty text messages?!"

 

I was like, "I don't know."

 

So she called the number. At that point I was like, "Elin you don't want to do that..." and I tried to take the phone back. She open the door and hopped out of the car, we weren't going so fast, and I stopped the car to go after her. When the girl picked up, she went apeshit, swearing she was going to kill this girl. I was like, Baby, calm down, I can explain. She looked at me and rushed back to the car and grabbed my three wood out of the trunk and started swinging!

 

I was scared for my life, she was going to kill me, so I jumped back in the car and tried to drive away, but I hit a telephone poll. She went over to the car and open my door and whispered, "I'm going to fuck you up."

 

Luckily a neighbor saw the crash and ran out. Bitch made up some story about how she had to save me and needed a golf club?! Whatever.

 

But yeah, that's my story.

 

lol wut.

 

Ive only caught a couple of stray hits in a few fights.. got palm striked by some massive Lebanese kickboxer when i was 15 several times in a row and that made me see stars for a bit.

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I would prop you for that but I am 24'd. I wasn't trying to make myself sound tough, just there is no instance of me copping a beating and I think reading casek's story reminded me of that tale, where I should have been destroyed by a raging mob but I managed to get away. Another fact is I haven't been in a fight since I was 17, touch wood.

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i and a few friends have been chased by a mob of at least 30 chinese heads armed with all kinds of crazy shit in china town because they thought we said something racist. We were with other chinese kids too. They dont fuck around. Crazy fuckers.

 

We got away, but they caught one of the kids who was with us. He had a timberland print on his forehead when we saw him later.

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haha

 

busted lip & knuckles

bruised eyes

hurtin stomach

standard shit im sure most of you have experienced

 

i once got toofed on the knuckle

hit someone in the mouth as they tilted their head back & they had a gap in between their front teeth

had a gross cut right on the knuckle that took forever to heal because i use my hands on a regular basis to wank & go about life

 

wasnt "hard" or anything... just annoying as fuck

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I never gotten beat up in a fight, I got the gift of gab so stuff doesnt get confrontational.

I have gotten a little bruised from sparring and doing combatives. Few mat burns, and lately I got cracked ribs, but I broke those ribs before in an unrelated accident and I heard once you break a rib they are easy to break again.

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random

its like that with any bones/joints - eventually, itll be glass frail or fully disabled

 

youre military, so you have the upper hand against any civillian whove only been in street fights tho

 

personally ive never had a broken anything

i know this is the fight injury thread so this doesnt count, but the only time ive ever actually broken something was when i was a kid

 

fucked my arm up on the playground & mama wouldnt take me to a hospital for 2 days because she thought i was trying to get out of class

 

:D

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