SwampFightOner Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I've never actually punched a girl before. I slapped my ex in the mouth once, and I was so drunk and xanax'ed out I didn't even remember it the next day. I felt horrible about that, and it was the last time I ever took a benzo. I've also slammed a few girls down on the ground before, and probably should of punched them in their fucking jaws. Stupid bitches clawing into my neck and shit while I'm beating on their boyfriends Edit: I HAVE punched my sisters before, but that doesn't count to me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Remember that time you through your girl into a dresses and she smashed her head into the corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YouMad.GIF Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Yeah sisters don't count and I've had to slam a bitch down and hold her when they go into Tasmanian devil mode, that's just defending yourself... But that dude jawing snookie, while extremely hilarious and probably justified, was not a good look... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 You mean the time she was attacking me, so I pushed her onto the bed and she rolled off of it, hittin her eye on the corner of a plastic storage unit? Yeah I do. I felt bad about that, but even she admitted that one was mostly her fault Edit: To Spitfire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InnerCityRebel Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 I only go to bars and avoid clubs like the plague, but I've definitely known and seen some serious guidos out and about. This is me also. but living out on the west coast. Don't see too many Guidos but they pop up every now and then. Makes me sad to be Italian sometimes. I did see a Guido in my local bar recently and it was amusing watching himtrying to spit his game to some of the homegirls. Oh yeah this Show is just a goldmine of train wrecks.. When are we going to have the Jersey Shore girl appreciation thread??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KARD like WOE Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 This is me also. but living out on the west coast. Don't see too many Guidos but they pop up every now and then. Makes me sad to be Italian sometimes. I did see a Guido in my local bar recently and it was amusing watching himtrying to spit his game to some of the homegirls. Oh yeah this Show is just a goldmine of train wrecks.. When are we going to have the Jersey Shore girl appreciation thread??? next summer im on it!!!! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Gold jerry, gold! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poesia [ ] T Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ski Mask Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 am I the only one looking at that photo and thinking Snooki is the perfect height to motorboat that other chick? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 16, 2009 Share Posted December 16, 2009 Snooki's the perfect height to put a harness on and throw across the bar at targets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allah Snackbar Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 anyone got a link to these episodes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
screaming hand logo Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 pretty hilarious show glad i dont live in Loompaland, which is a region of Loompa, a small isolated island in the Pacific Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DBMstyles Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 her feet are like an inch to short for those heals Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elorock Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I've never actually punched a girl before. I slapped my ex in the mouth once, and I was so drunk and xanax'ed out I didn't even remember it the next day. I felt horrible about that, and it was the last time I ever took a benzo. I've also slammed a few girls down on the ground before, and probably should of punched them in their fucking jaws. Edit: I HAVE punched my sisters before, but that doesn't count to me Yeah man.. and IMAD. Pussy shit. You that dude my guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elorock Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 There's a difference between being mad and having a shred of dignity/ self control. Feel the anger- just don't punch the women, stupid. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Shut up queer, ill punch your mother and your woman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elorock Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 No. You won't. You're actually a pale ass ginger about about 10 years my junior. Be quiet son, adults are talking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mynameaintbic Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 whod wonna watch a show about a bunch of quidos being tools anyway? i dont get it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spitfire15 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 No. You won't. You're actually a pale ass ginger about about 10 years my junior. Be quiet son, adults are talking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ages831 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 hhahaha props ^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fastZeetec302 Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 i love how mtv ruins the first thing that people have been talking about in like 15 years. just show the fucking episode. its the only one i wanted to watch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IHATEU Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 T;6970563'] hey fucking asshole! get a tailor and a pair of dress shoes you dumb idiot... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Yeah --and stop looking like Pauly Shore's downsyndromed brother! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Sheen Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 holy shit! how did i miss that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
earl broclo ESQ Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/12/16/snooki-the-situation-on-t_n_394446.html Watch the videos of them on Conan. Snooki had to use a fucking shoebox when she was sitting down! Damn that's short. She says her ideal guy is a "juice head" and even makes it obvious she's talking about roids. She wants a guy "who can pick her up and run away if she's in trouble." You kidding? my 14 year old nephew could pick her up and run with her. Actually, I wonder if she's to carrying a little motzo weight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 hey fucking asshole! get a tailor and a pair of dress shoes you dumb idiot... This, although "dumb idiot" makes it sound like you're one of those kids who could never come up with a good zing in school haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Car Talk confused me between his posts and his props, so just to be clear, I was in no way condoning violence against women on the last page. As I said, I've fucked up and hit my girl before, but I was under the influence of quite alot of drugs and alcohol at the time and I felt terrible afterwards. HOWEVER, I don't feel bad for girls who get dropped after doing things like slapping a man in the face, or getting in the middle of a fight between two men Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forsit Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 "Ya bitch can get it for actin' like a man". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
whodoyouthink Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 That snickers bitch is a straight up dwarf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pedro dePaca Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 "a guido is a good looking, smooth, well dressed italian." -the situation these people live in some kind of parralell universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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