Silba Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Granted, your sugar daddy will pay for all your bills, but he wants the anal sex every night. I wish it wasnt so cold in Chicago all of a sudden. wtf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted, but chicago becomes the hottest place on earth I wish I had a sugar momma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted - but your heart explodes while eating the erotic cake i wish i could believe i could fly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted, but you're turned into a homosexual centaur. I wish I was a sugar daddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted your a flaming pedo priests sugar daddy. Wish it would warm up soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted - you get so mad on the internet that you 1st do this :mad2: to this :heated: then this :hatred::burn: i wish i had an engery drink Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted but bruce valanch farted in it prior to you drinking it i wish i had anti-depressants Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted, but they turn out to be pills of sugar i wish I could go to North Korea Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MedicineCabinet Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 *to yzerman granted - you have a gun but without reason, the worlds top grape squishers & tap dancers decide to dance on your testicles while wearing ice climbing boots before you use it *to n8galicia granted, you are captured & tortured i wish i had a can of a proper engery drink that wasnt tampered with Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted, but it's 7 years expired and gives you exploding diarrhea. I wish Medicine Cabinet has 6 rolls of toliet paper to get him through the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted, but his diarrhea won't stop I wish I was Solid Snake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted but you get shot by the first enemy who sees you hiding under a fucking box... i wish metal gear solid wasnt so unrealistic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted, but you get anally raped by laughing octopus and her tentacles in real life. I wish I could actually own a Metal Gear Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted, but just because you own it doesnt mean it listens to you. your new metal gear kills your entire family in front of you while you cry and masturbate. i wish irish people had purple skin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted I wish i lacked compassion so I could beat the shit out of a bitch Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted, but she turns out to be Chuck Norris in disguise and beats the shit out of you. lol wow the best I could come up with I wish I was rich Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 guess my wish was already so fucked up that stevem let me have it. TO n8galicia: Granted, but none of your assets are liquid so you cant have any of your money. i wish i could go to bed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Granted, but you will not fall asleep for several days. Insomnia is a bitch. I wish that the ghost of Bea Arthur would leave my house. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted but she is replaced by the ghost of Carrot Top i wish i didnt have insomnia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n8galicia Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted, but you are forever haunted by the ghost of Bea Arthur and the rest of the Golden Girls I wish I could meet Tiesto Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 Granted but hes actually LAdy Gaga I wish I could Buld a floating island 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 granted, but no one calls you or sends you any gifts, and you spend xmas alone on your couch watching sesame street and eating top ramen i wish i was better at everything wow..you know me to well guy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silba Posted December 11, 2009 Share Posted December 11, 2009 @Shortfuse granted, but is soon inhabited by gay bondage anal junkies and they want you to join them. I wish I wasnt so jealous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stevem.yzerman Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 granted but now u have tourette's and yell "BOMB!!!" when ever you go into a building, in addition you yell "church's" when ever you see a black person and "tamales" whenever you see a mexican I wish it was December 19th already Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dose-ink Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 granted, but when you step outside you get hit by a bus full of child molestors. I wish school was done for christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geezpot Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Granted, but now you make up twice the time during summer. I wish I had a slurpee machine in my kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fishsticks Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 granted, but the only flavor you have is piss. i wish the vegas thread would get closed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Granted but youre piss puking retarded ass drunk and you feel like death,] Wish I wasnt piss puking retarded ass drunk and feel like death,] Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
i'moffthywallz Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Granted you become a retarded fag! thats sober and has lots of fry-making energy example: I wish 12oz could become the main secret society that rules the world Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
northernlights Posted December 12, 2009 Share Posted December 12, 2009 Granted, but then it so happens the people decide to start a revolution and decide to hang us all with velvet ropes butt naked covered in cream cheese... I wish alf married my sister instead of some low life fat guy..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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