abcs Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 i kno how important family is. That said.... My extended familia is on some way other shit. If it wasn't a big deal to my mom I would blow off thanksgiving. I just dont want to deal with these people. That side of the fam is... well... I look forward to an afternoon of nobody drinking and everybody passing judgement and being shitty. We dont communicate well but they are still going to try to talk to me. Just thinking about it fucks my whole mood up. Its going to be like hanging out with a bunch of prosecuting attorneys. On the flip side of the coin. Uncle on the other side has been in town all week. This fucking guy. I dont really kno him, lives out of state. Hes like 50 with the mentality of a retarded 15 year old. Its almost like he is trying to impress me, tryin to get me to think hes down or cool or something but all he has done is come off like a scumfuck. When he got in town i gave him a few grams of tree to take up north hunting. I dont hide the stash. I have never had to. Today i come to discover that he pretty much smoked a quarter of purple without asking me. Telling me how he cheats on his wife, telling me about all the drugs he does. Getting drunk and being annoying. Trying to talk about all this conspiracy theory shit that I really dont care about. Or talk about how bad his life is. All of this shit that is none of my business. I just really dont want to kno any of it. Reason i made this unthreadworthy thread. Fucker just woke me up for my lighter at 4:30... probably so he could smoke some more of the weed he stole from me and now i cant fall back asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 stab that fucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Hide your weed better. Or call him out, but don't expect to get any kind of useful reply from him. I haven't hung out with my extended family for any holiday in 20 years. No big loss to me or them, I'm sure. I'm going to call my dad, but I plan to keep it as brief as possible so I don't get sucked into anything I don't want to talk about. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
famecrazy Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 stab him real nice. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
christo-f Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Poison some green and leave it out where he will take it. Give the tool some hard knock operant conditioning. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shai Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Roll a couple joints out of dirt weed, blunt guts and pubic hair and leave them with your stash. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Extended family is generally a horrible thing. Luckily for me my parents don't really like their families, so I've never had much to do with them. My family has pretty much always been me, my parents, and my siblings, and everyone else (notable exceptions being my Grandmother and my niece) has always just been on some "Oh hey, we're related" type shit That being said, we obviously don't do holidays or anything like that with them. Never have, never will. Thanksgiving I'll be making dinner with my brother, and we'll chill at my parents eating, drinking, and watching football. Very unstressful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carlo1 Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 family can be awesome or awful, sometimes it depends on the day Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boxcarrapist Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 I hate most of my extended family,never care to ever see any of those self righteous fucks for the rest of my life. And this: stab him real nice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
autoteller Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 there's two members of my family i truly care about, other than that. nope. i got kicked out when i was 15 because i just wasn't my stepmother's child, i'm honestly way better off without them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KILZ FILLZ Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 kick his dog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedoe Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 RETARDED OLD PEOPLE 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
morton Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Christmas In Prison ©John Prine It was Christmas in prison and the food was real good we had turkey and pistols carved out of wood and I dream of her always even when I don't dream her name's on my tongue and her blood's in my stream. Chorus: Wait awhile eternity old mother nature's got nothing on me come to me run to me come to me, now we're rolling my sweetheart we're flowing by God! She reminds me of a chess game with someone I admire or a picnic in the rain after a prairie fire her heart is as big as this whole goddamn jail and she's sweeter than saccharine at a drug store sale. Chorus: The search light in the big yard swings round with the gun and spotlights the snowflakes like the dust in the sun it's Christmas in prison there'll be music tonight I'll probably get homesick I love you. Goodnight. Chorus: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skilla54 Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 spend time away from your main family, but visit with family u dont usually see and be nice to them. they well then tell your main family how awesome you are. making you look awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ShortFuse Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 This is when I sit back and watch the pain in suffering of others....I enjoy it. Sorry bro I can understand how much it sucks since I dont do the holidays but we do have family reunions...bleh!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.hopeless. Posted November 22, 2009 Share Posted November 22, 2009 Hide your weed better. Or call him out, but don't expect to get any kind of useful reply from him.. shai's got the right idea.call him out on it or learn to stash your weed better.or just pop that fool in the mouth.i mean i know thats harsh concidering your related to him but he's never gonna change and if it was me it wouldnt be a relationship i would miss in the first place.do what you gotta do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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