count chocula Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 i wear shorts above the knees they also have a hole in the crotch area so i can pull my dick out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 All the fuckin' way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 13, 2009 Share Posted November 13, 2009 ^ My aunt's millionaire husband wears shit like that He is also the cheapest piece of shit, ever. Me and my girl went out to dinner with him and my aunt and when it came time to pay he asked for separate fucking checks. Don't get me wrong, I'm a grown ass man and and as such noone is paying for my dinner (except my own father), but you don't even offer? When I KNOW you're disgustingly, filthy rich? That's some low class shit in my eyes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Organic Therapy Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Hahahahaha, that's fucked up. People probably think I'm the cheapest motherfucker who has about 7 credit cards and $400 cash money in my pockets. When in fact it's no credit card, less than $25 usually, and just buys shit without even thinking about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 I hate cheap rich people more than anything in the fucking world I might not be the richest dude ever, but I have alot of fun and spend money like it's going out of style. Basically I live nigger rich, which is something I definitely got from my father. He told me before that when he dies I shouldn't bother looking for any hidden money cuz he's spending it all, but to enjoy the 250K from his insurance haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
count chocula Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 they didn't get rich buying people dinner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LosingMyMind Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Me and my girl went out to dinner with him and my aunt and when it came time to pay he asked for separate fucking checks. That's pathetic, if you invite someone to dinner you should pick up the bill (I'm assuming they invited you here). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Cargo shorts > Jean shorts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Yeah, he invited. Like I said, I would of never let him pay anyways, but it's the fucking point of it. I'm the kind of person who doesn't let anyone pay for anything for me, excluding my dad and sometimes my older brother (because they would get offended by me offering, just like I would get offended by my girl or something offering). Even if I'm at a bar and someone buys me a drink, I HAVE TO buy them one back 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 they didn't get rich buying people dinner. I don't think spending an extra $50 is gonna break dudes bank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 It's not even like he's some dude making a couple of hundred grand a year either. I'm not in the least bit exaggerating when I say he's a multi millionaire, and this nigga can't offer to buy a ribeye or two? Oh well, that's why everyone hates him haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 my girls pays for eveything whenever we go out she also buys me clothes and shit. is that bad? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 When he dies your auntie will get the mother load. Hopefully she's not as stingy. I'm one of the brokest niggas out there and I still pickup the tab or at least offer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CLICKCLACKONER Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 my girls pays for eveything whenever we go out she also buys me clothes and shit. is that bad? Ain't trickin if you got it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwampFightOner Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 my girls pays for eveything whenever we go out she also buys me clothes and shit. is that bad? Some people would tell you you're pimpin, but my personal view is you're living like a sucker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vulcan Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 lol well thanks dude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 didnt read any posts, just noticed that until mine, all the posts on this page are from green names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IOU Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 didnt read any posts, just noticed that until mine, all the posts on this page are from green names. Word. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shaolinmasta Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 I can understand splitting the bill. But asking for a separate bill is ridiculous hahaha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardo Posted November 14, 2009 Author Share Posted November 14, 2009 this turned into a pretty flexible thread. good work, people. keep on truckin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEVEL 75 PALADIN Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 me > people that know what synenoms are :) I don't think anyone knows wtf synenoms are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 I thought it was khaki cargos, a black rap group tee, and a cowboy belt buckle. :lol: and shorts above the knee are homo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 What I've learned from this thread: Men shouldn't wear shorts, ever. Guys are wearing basketball shorts tight enough to form an outline on their package. Wearing shorts above the knee is acceptable. Khaki Dickies shorts are gay. Well, not gay, but "nerdy". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 nah i dont think dickies shorts are gay, i'd rock em if i had a pair but if you're wearing em with like a polo tucked in then yeah imo shorts are stupid in semi-formal situations as well as short-sleeved button up shirts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ink face Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 as well as short-sleeved button up shirts this. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thismachinekills Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 unless you're this guy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 This dude reminds me of what the Brits call "Chavs". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Chavs usually wear trackpants (with stripes down the sides), soccer jerseys, and creased ballcaps with an adjustable strap. If they carry any bats it's probably a cricket bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DRUNKEN-ASSHOLE-ONER Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Chavs usually wear trackpants (with stripes down the sides), soccer jerseys, and creased ballcaps with an adjustable strap. If they carry any bats it's probably a cricket bat. Same difference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheoHuxtable.. Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 You pointed out someone in shorts. They almost never wear shorts or carry American baseball bats. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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